"Wowser."
— Max

"Are you cereal?"
— Max

"Everything is a picture waiting to be taken... "
— Max's Diary, September 3

"When a door closes, a window opens... Or, something like that."
— Max seeing the blue butterfly in "Chrysalis"

"Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah."
— Max at Chloe's house in "Chaos Theory"

"I keep going back in time."
— Max in "Out of Time", regarding the memories evoking after being in the diner again

"I wish I could stay in this moment forever. (...) But then it wouldn't be a moment."
— Max at the diner in "Out of Time"

"Max, never Maxine."
— Max to Victoria after waking up in the Alternative Timeline

"If that tornado came right now, I would just sit here and watch for a while."
— Max at the Vortex Club party in "Dark Room"

"With great power comes great bullsh**."
— Max to Brooke in "Dark Room"

"The past... within the past. Ugh. Am I pushing myself too hard?"
— Max in between realities in Mr. Jefferson's class in "Polarized"

"Amazeballs!"
— Chloe

"Awesomesauce!"
— Chloe

"Everybody lies. No exceptions."
— Chloe

"Everybody cares until they don't."
— Chloe

"Home-sh**-home."
— Chloe in "Chrysalis"

"This sh**-pit has taken everyone I've ever loved... I'd like to drop a bomb on Arcadia Bay and turn it to fu**ing glass..."
— Chloe in "Chrysalis"

"I pledge allegiance to Max and the power for which she stands..."
— Chloe heavily impressed by Max's rewind power

"Since you're the mysterious superhero... I'll be your faithful chauffeur and companion."
— Chloe in "Out of Time"

"Dude, you fu** sh** up, you rewind, you fix it. Drop the mic. Boom."
— Chloe in "Out of Time"

"Why look, an otter in my water!"
— Chloe to Max at the Swimming Pool in "Chaos Theory"

"Whatthef*ckever."
— Nathan

"You don't know who the fuc* I am or who you're messing around with!"
— Nathan in "Chrysalis"

"Don't EVER tell me what to do. I'm so SICK of people trying to control me!"
— Nathan in "Chrysalis"

"Nobody lectures me. Everybody tries though."
— Nathan in "Chrysalis"

"Puss*es can't fu**ing fight."
— Nathan

"Meow, bring out the claws! I love seeing chicks fight."
— Nathan in "Out of Time"

"Everybody hates me... everybody..."
— Nathan in "Dark Room"

"Max, It's... It's Nathan. I just wanted to say... I'm sorry. I didn't want to hurt Kate or Rachel, or... didn't wanted to hurt anybody. Everybody... used me. Mr. Jefferson... is coming for me now. All this sh*t will be over soon. Watch out, Max... He wants to hurt you next. Sorry."
— Nathan's voicemail in "Polarized"

"Just because I'm mentally ill, doesn't mean I deserve to die, Max!"
— Nathan in Max's Nightmare

"Now, why don't you go f*ck your selfie?"
— Victoria to Max in "Chrysalis"

"I always feel like I have to overcompensate. For what, I have no clue. I'm only here to become a photographer, not president."
— Victoria to Max in "Dark Room"

"Like time, my texts are infinite."
— Warren in a text message in "Out of Time"

"I'll be in the TARDIS getting my DeLorean ready."
— Warren in a text message in "Out of Time"

"And do not let him see you." - "He won't. I know how to be invisible here..."
— Max and Warren's response in "Dark Room"

"I'm in a living nightmare and I can't wake up... unless I put myself to sleep."
— Kate to Max in "Out of Time"

"Even angels need angels, Max."
— Kate to Max

"I could frame any one of you in a dark corner, and capture you in a moment of desperation."
— Jefferson

"Always take the shot."
— Jefferson

"The slightly unconscious model is often the most open and honest. No vanity or posing, just... pure expression."
— Jefferson

"Chloe and Rachel are fuc*ing together in heaven right now. Is that what you wanna hear?"
— Jefferson

"Please understand, Max... The only place I can be "myselfie" is in the Dark Room."
— Jefferson during the maze segment of Max's Nightmare

"-The alarm tripped me out. -Then trip on out of here, Missy. Or are you hiding something? Huh?"
— Max and David's response on their first encounter

"That's one of my problems... I'm not good at teamwork. Never was."
— David to Max in the Dark Room

"Years of mad dodging skills. Bullies never change."
— Alyssa after moving her head to avoid a thrown football

"I'm by myself reading chick-lit. Pretty soon I'll be bonding with Victoria at the Vortex Club..."
— Alyssa to Max in "Chrysalis"

"Okay, Max, that's twice you've saved me from a projectile weapon. Are you my guardian angel?"
— Alyssa to Max in "Out of Time"

"Not now, Max, I'm contemplating ♥♥♥♥."
— Alyssa as she stands looking out of a window in Mr. Jefferson's class

"You're sweating pinballs. Is that all you're thinking about?"
— Wells to Max in "Chrysalis"

"Attention... I regret to announce that one of your fellow classmates, Maxine Caulfield, has died under tragic circumstances that I promise to investigate after I get my drink on."
— Principal Wells in the maze segment of Max's nightmare

"If an event skimps on the food, you know it's a bad event."
— Wells to Max in the "Zeitgeist Gallery"