First attempt at one of these and not 100% complete yet, if you want to help with the last few comment below.

A Beautiful Day
Began playing Holy Molluscamony
- Just start the game

Bernard The Duck
Discovered that Bernard isn't actually a duck.
- Work through all chat options with Bertrella at start of game.

Slugs Hate Salt
You let Crazy Harbert tell you everything
- Talk to Harbert about all options at least once.

Jeff Goldblum
You uncovered the truth about a novel
- Talk to Bernard about his book

Christmas Pudding
You discovered what you smell like
- Keep asking Mrs Grubwump about borrowing the perfume sprayer before you pickup the fish

Your Tears Nourish Me
He totally had it coming
- Collect little bilge tears in the empty perfume jar

Elland's Finest Liver Bypass
You demonstrated an appreciation for the local brews
- Once you have invite, at the bar work down the list of beers from top to bottom

The Enboozening
You stuffed both Bertrellas with Sowerby Pumper

The Endrenchening
You covered both Bertrellas in salt water

The Enmuddening
You covered both Bertrellas in deadly mud.
- Mix asbestos and mud

Holy Molluscamony!
You completed Holy Molluscamony

A Pie-fect Day
Began playing Humble Pie
- Fairly self explanatory, start playing the game

Problematic
Did your bit for animal rights. Fat lot of good it did you.
- Whilst chatting to Steggy's mum select I consider this Fat Pupper show problematic

The mum we deserver
Turned the lights back off.
- Turn the light off in

Ey Up 'Em Up
Given a proper Yorkshire greeting to 10 things
- Speak to any 10 things, doors, ovens even people!

You Were Wearing Your Blue Jumper?
Pretended to forget how you ruined Bertrella's wedding

Go Forth And Do All The Things
Learnt how to make amends to Bertrella

Luxuriant Foliage
You found a totally normal thing.
- Hiding in bushes throught the Ginnel

OMG Are You Psychic?
How... how did you do that?
- Without speaking to Tiny Bertrella Slugkin hand her the shrunken wedding dress

The Udderbuttock-Gromley Memorial Award
You scanned 10 people with the Udgrom-o-meter

Diabolical
You tried to do a terrible thing
- Try to give Little Bilge's Book to Walter Stubbs in the Trophy shop

What's in the box?
You found out what's in the box. Upstairs in slug house

Best Friends Forever
You brought two very normal characters together
- Give Terry the robot to Normal Paul

Good As New
You solved Bertrella's problem.
- Shrink the wedding dress and swap with tiny bertrella for the new wedding dress, give this to Bertrella

The Pub Awaits
You solved Other Bertrella's problem
- Give Randy the leaflets

Born in a barn
You left every single door in Humble Pie open
- Leave every door open then complete the game

Put wood in t'ole
- Close all the doors after going through them

Careful now
- when the witch asks you what you want the leaflets to read, answer "Down with this sort of thing"


Humble Pie!
You completed Humble Pie