"#15 +(3430)- [X]<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS

<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST

<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG
#324 +(179)- [X]<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
#1484 +(2315)- [X](SiNs-) $1,599.99

(SiNs-) $1,599.70

(SiNs-) Save $0.29

(SiNs-) wow

(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut
#2116 +(65)- [X]<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth
#2888 +(420)- [X]<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog

<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe
#2994 +(-1)- [X](phibor) im writing a windows based system called NegrOS

(evulanjal) lol

(qdial) that sounds ghetto

(qdial) what will it do?

(phibor) nothing, just like true ♥♥♥♥♥♥s.

(nexxai) HAHAHAHAHAHA

(phibor) you give it a job and it will ♥♥♥♥ it up..then it will smoke your weed and ♥♥♥♥ your girlfriend too
#3231 +(365)- [X]<LIMPBZKIT> i dont know whats wrong with me i had sex

<JerkItgrl> HAHA

<JerkItgrl> with what?
#5020 +(534)- [X]<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop

<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
#5362 +(287)- [X]<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies.

<RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with?

<RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts."
#5479 +(248)- [X]<Sinner_> you tell me who you want killed, and ill tell you the girl i want the blowjob from
#6458 +(274)- [X]<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?

<GodFu> because i like to watch
#8490 +(616)- [X]<aquacavi> well what if i told you i was pregnant

<helminthes> IS IT MINE?!?!

<aquacavi> yours or the dogs

<helminthes> IT'S THE DOG'S

<helminthes> IF HE DENIES IT TELL HIM HE CAN'T TALK
#10805 +(264)- [X]dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with me, and that

          upsets me, which is why i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at you"

-dsp, nz2600
#11226 +(93)- [X]<CactusEarl> any of you want to kill my alegbra teacher, he hates me

<CactusEarl> he thinks im going to shoot him

<CactusEarl> "oh my lord earl why does your quiz paper say im gonna kill you mister rose"
#11552 +(583)- [X]<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo?

<jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.
#23228 +(134)- [X]<pinepusher> Anyone know a good place where someone with no credit can get a loan???

<xENo> yeah, but the rates are high

<xENo> and if you miss a payment, they repo your life

<pinepusher> what are the rates like?

<pinepusher> any idea?
#33328 +(156)- [X]<jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes
#33610 +(112)- [X]<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in.  Why does it happen?  What can I do?

<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above
#35460 +(270)- [X]<DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't get it forwarded to his new adress

<DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a pervert instead of an investor?
#36695 +(316)- [X]<pip> what does the +iz mean by my name?

<MrFalcon> it means you can /disco

<-- pip has quit (Quit: Disconnecting)
#40840 +(149)- [X]<Error_404> hmm... they seem to be covert snackfoods...

<Error_404> hostess/frito-lay denies their existance

<Cache_> see, they suck so much you can't even find ♥♥♥♥ about them on the internet

<Cache_> goatse is on the internet and canadian potato chips aren't

<Cache_> tells you something about the chips, man...
#43479 +(970)- [X]Davo: i made a carrot cake once.

Davo: no-one told me you had to grate the carrots i put em in whole

DW: hahahahahahaha

Davo: they got burnt black sticking outta top

Davo: looked like a birthday cake holocaust
#47583 +(169)- [X]<@nik0li> SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.

<@nik0li> Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

<@prence_> ♥♥♥♥, ill eat my own man-juice if it will help me lose 30 pounds!
#50812 +(671)- [X]<SickHumour> Thank Microsoft for allowing 242423 character names on MSN Messenger.

<SickHumour> <I ATE CRAYONS WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW I HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS AND THE BLUE ONES TASTE NICER> helo
#54426 +(736)- [X]<NevDullH> A/S/L/Uptime?
#72089 +(1419)- [X]<trollusk_zzz> ha ha slip

<trollusk_zzz> i have two quotes on bash and what do you have? a hot girlfriend and a promising sports career! SUCKER
#73148 +(1315)- [X]<Jester|TV> im not much of a programming fan...but i guess my teacher was a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥ which is why

<Jester|TV> well theres some programming in the telecomm as well

<Martel> I'd never done real programming until first year

<Martel> I like how the word programming lined up 3 times

<Martel> YES!

<Martel> 4
#82097 +(180)- [X]<Grimp> haha

<Grimp> I evolved into a monkey
#82118 +(64)- [X]<@Gavin> if it were "lough out lough"

<@Gavin> wtf

<@Gavin> lough

<@Gavin> laugh

<@Gavin> how the hell do you spell that

<|DaRNCaT|> loud?

<JustM3> hehe, new word, lough, its laugh and out compiled into one.

<@Gavin> damn

<@Gavin> i smoke too much pot :/
#98686 +(281)- [X]<+psychoace> damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ netsplits

<+psychoace> when will mirc solve this problem
#107985 +(577)- [X]* EB eats a banana, really slowly

* SC finds that disturbing.

* eye too

* EB CHOMPS

<eye> O_O

<SC> uck.

* Reis gets an erection.

<eye> for some reason that makes my will yhurt

<EB> lol

<EB> I love doing that... especially when there are lots of people around. Eat your banana really slow. THen suddenly, go CHOMP

<SC> heh

<EB> And see how many guys wince.

<eye> you madam are evil!

<EB> yes, yes I am
#119800 +(126)- [X]<FluKex> isnt cheddar house for the alternative sexual preference people?

<crib> FluKex you mean ♥♥♥♥?

<FluKex> crib my term is less..  umm,  bah,  ya,   its for ♥♥♥♥
#138024 +(319)- [X]<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> I want Disney Land to like, Make an AOL ride.

<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And 2 seconds after it starts.

<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> It stops.

<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And screams "DISCONNECTED. >:("
#188022 +(27)- [X]khoveraki: anyway, Desert Storm is so blank to me

khoveraki: I don't know much about it

khoveraki: did we even finish that one?

Screamer499: Nope.

Screamer499: We stopped when we hit Baghdad

khoveraki: figures

khoveraki: any of our guys still there?

Screamer499: It's the same country we're fighting now, man.

Screamer499: so yeah.

Screamer499: A LOT of our guys are there.
#284359 +(22)- [X]<timmo> today i found out

<timmo> that this girl who was a consistant ♥♥♥♥ tease to me

<timmo> has cancer

<timmo> some reason i find that karma is at work here
#413227 +(2455)- [X]<nntndgrl> wanna cyber?

<nntndgrl> what do you have on right now?

<ghalath> Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why?
#509832 +(143)- [X]Tamer Brad: i got this cross necklace today

NoVwith a Bullet: ha ha ha, everyone's gonna think you just love jesus

Tamer Brad: no, i hate him

Tamer Brad: that's why I carry it with me

Tamer Brad: so if I ever see him, I can nail him to it
#511661 +(1461)- [X]<HC-Marine> yeah one time this windows & doors company called

<HC-Marine> and my dad a"