"#263 +(108)- [X]<SWM> i hate your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pancakes

<SWM> i never eat them

<SWM> "♥♥♥♥ YOU EAT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANCAKES"
#308 +(200)- [X]<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake

<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
#783 +(672)- [X](DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an odometer
#956 +(484)- [X](jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries.
#3908 +(864)- [X]*** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME PAINT.)
#4205 +(214)- [X]<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes

<Lepper> like star shaped
#5927 +(1087)- [X]<@wickedsun> I dont know the difference between games and reality anymore

<@wickedsun> I jsut used a shotgun on my mother and she's not respawning
#6194 +(153)- [X]<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot of white guys.
#6530 +(218)- [X]<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling

<Zaph23> He sucks ass

<Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him web surfing

<biggles> any good sites?

<biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at fatchicksinpartyhats
#6780 +(217)- [X]<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!"
#8245 +(291)- [X]cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today

cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers
#8824 +(39)- [X]<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..

<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :)

<steebis> obsie is a tubby ♥♥♥♥♥ too

<steebis> its called jealousy

<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere
#11706 +(154)- [X]<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass?
#12112 +(914)- [X]<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob.
#14439 +(9)- [X]<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible

<AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now
#16464 +(162)- [X]* C|sur hates being a genius.

<Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you.
#16757 +(618)- [X]{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.

{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out

{SoCK} url?
#16977 +(745)- [X]<Uzzie> i'm sueing herbal essences

<Uzzie> i didn't get orgasms
#17380 +(866)- [X]<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!

<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then  type /quit playing games with my heart

<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only worked with that song at first, to make it active!!

*** SLC (badass@pc248.cab60a.comtrade.ee) Quit (playing games with my heart)
#17403 +(766)- [X]<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf

<hepkitten> :<

<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping?
#18337 +(130)- [X]geekgirl [~M.E.Landr@68.113.207.136] has joined #megatokyo

<TheRiff> "ill never sleep with another woman ive never met before again!"

<geekgirl> Whoops

<Mephisto> O.o

<TheRiff> and then they realize they said woman and meant man, and rethink their whole life

<TheRiff> since she has a mustache, its confusing

<geekgirl> Now that is a weird conversation to come to.
#30550 +(174)- [X]<Rilan> anyone here a hacker or anything of the sort>>

<Kirika> Does using UNIX as a home OS qualify me?

* Rilan needs someone who knows how to get things.. that are hard to get.

<Kirika> Care to announce what?

<Rilan> Hmm thinks like full length tv shows.. like.. space ghost coast to coast, ren and stimp, things like that.. movies.. i tried mIRC but no luck.
#34087 +(232)- [X]<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once

<Threeboy> haah.

<Threeboy> that's more like torture 101.

<Didjital> taht game was hard as hell

<Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass.

<Didjital> mario is missing = win

<Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dropped the ball twice.

<Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but ♥♥♥♥. FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.
#36365 +(25)- [X]<pr0tM4n_> anyone interested in 8 fatty mcse books? the ebay ♥♥♥♥ doesnt want to pay shipping

<ESD-Wyrk> no thanks, I got the movie
#36395 +(387)- [X]<antimatter> i like my penis

<antimatter> it's so cute

<antimatter> sometimes i put makeup on it and talk to it

<antimatter> one time it talked back...scared me

<antimatter> it said 'wie geht es ihnen mein freunde'

<antimatter> my penis is bilingual
#37057 +(103)- [X]<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD

<Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL..

<Smackman> SL?

<Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life

<Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D

<Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding

<Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand
#41784 +(-31)- [X]<Y2Jesus> [Clone Scanning: #pokebattle]

<Y2Jesus> 6 Match(es) Found

<Y2Jesus> LavosPhoenix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com

<Y2Jesus> red13n: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com

<Y2Jesus> MrTest: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com

<Y2Jesus> Platinum: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com

<Y2Jesus> SirChris: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com

<Y2Jesus> Xantrix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com

<Y2Jesus> [End of Clone Scan for: #pokebattle]
#48538 +(258)- [X]<Liza> but.. plis.. tell to everybody that in argentina we live.. with human rigths broken i dont know how to express because my english is not so good help us!

<divdiv> stop complaining, you get adsl, I'd gladly give up our human rights for adsl
#51830 +(523)- [X]<Red_Sky> We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go first. 

<Red_Sky> Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the hell up.

<Red_Sky> You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner.
#54940 +(19)- [X]zolex: do you call tabbaco a drug?

crummy: yes

crummy: of course its a drug

zolex: its a plant, its not a drug you idiot.
#62557 +(264)- [X]<LayMon> PH33r me

<themage> AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

<LayMon> woot

<LayMon> i am pheered

* LayMon (c6c2@65.119.99.99) Quit (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))

<themage> oooh, I though you said "PEER me" ... my bad
#63064 +(126)- [X]< Scribble> Must be interesting to live with the animal that ruined your life.

< Scribble> ...

< Scribble> Ask any married guy.
#74700 +(760)- [X]<XorioN> o

<XorioN> o/

<XorioN> /o/

<DummeGaas> Heh

<DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o

<DummeGaas> It's fun to stay at the

<DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o
#78885 +(123)- [X]<Moonpie> For some reason I always associate Denver with Colorado :(
#89455 +(176)- [X]* GardenHos unzips pants

<gramagrl> omg

<GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you know...
#98063 +(261)- [X]<Guardian_Latino> manboobs give girls something to look at when they're talking to you
#147262 +(156)- [X]<Robotzombie> love is never having to say I wish you didn't have a nutsack

<Robotzombie> well, maybe it's not
#147274 +(251)- [X]Dieldo: Heh no way, the best is Tantric sex

AnalRetribuiton: well i am the master of something i have come to call

AnalRetribuiton: wtf'ing

AnalRetribuiton: it's where i have sex with a girl finish in 3 seconds and she goes "what the ♥♥♥♥?"

Dieldo: Lol
#217251 +(502)- [X]<Binkster> since I started using OpenBSD... I went from six to eight inches!

<BSDuser> stop lying and your nose will get back to normal
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