"#194 +(359)- [X]<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil

<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
#308 +(200)- [X]<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake

<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
#2026 +(599)- [X]<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me
#2351 +(252)- [X]<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations, you are less of an idiot now."

<Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian" attached to an asterisk or something too?

<Morbii> :P
#3451 +(404)- [X]<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance of terrorism
#5411 +(7291)- [X]<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."

<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, ♥♥♥♥♥.
#7705 +(149)- [X]* fingle sets mode +owned Maels

* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus
#8112 +(283)- [X]<Palindrome80> (oh.  my.  god.  josh just showed me pornographic harry potter fan fiction.)

<thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I stick to gay A-team fanfic)
#9237 +(442)- [X]<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe.
#9565 +(179)- [X]<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be?

<stoldark> rpm?

<[S]evered> 7200

<stoldark> what kind of raid setup?

<[S]evered> yes

<stoldark> mirroring or striping?

<[S]evered> connected
#10805 +(264)- [X]dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with me, and that

          upsets me, which is why i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at you"

-dsp, nz2600
#11725 +(264)- [X]* mode [+im] by Lucy

* mode [-im] by Lucy

* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr []

<Temujin> ..

<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
#14355 +(375)- [X]<Shelstra> :((

<Shelstra> my poor fishie

<|KazzA|> :o what happened

<Shelstra> nothing but...

<Shelstra> one of his eyes is black

<Shelstra> i think he might be blind :(

<|KazzA|> aww

<Shelstra> we only just noticed it

<Mousey> like it cares anyway

<Mousey> theres not much to see

<staticx> every three seconds it will say '♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i can only see out of one eye...'
#17002 +(199)- [X]<ryano> i ain't drank ♥♥♥♥ for ♥♥♥♥ in months

<reston> try a lemondrop bodyshot

<reston> get some fly ♥♥♥♥♥ and rub sugar on her tummy... lick it, take a shot of vodka

<reston> and then eat a lemon

<jonathans> is that some kind of homosexual alternative to tequila shots

<reston> yea jon

<reston> but its good

<jonathans> sugar instead of salt

<jonathans> lemon instead of lime

<jonathans> a chick instead of your hand

<jonathans> its beginning to make sense to me.
#21184 +(571)- [X]<phoena>: I made the mistake of sending my husband to the store. He bought a case of Froot Loops.  Fourteen boxes.  I don't hate Froot Loops now, but I think I will 14 boxes from now.
#22858 +(157)- [X]<@shp> you think when we are older we will all sit in irc and say stuff like "remember when we were young and drinks were cheap and priests could molest young boys?"
#23224 +(145)- [X][Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the desk, then the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing announces "22 minutes remaining" :/
#34174 +(351)- [X]<latyrx> a christian friend called me tonight, but im ok now
#41518 +(353)- [X]<prozac420> 9

<prozac420> oops

<prozac420> was trying to change tv channels

<Kimaroo> lol...............

<Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might be a junkie
#42660 +(131)- [X]* TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk

<danno> I don't drink thank you very much.

<danno> :/

<TRIPtych2> ♥♥♥♥, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking and not you

<TRIPtych2> :/

<danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx
#45389 +(407)- [X]<Summoner> UNIX IS user friendly, it's just very choosy about who it calls a friend.
#48699 +(164)- [X]<lbandit> oh god

<lbandit> i'm in the "seattle gay news online"
#50610 +(254)- [X]<EazyCheez> I know this girl who is really hot and sweet, a Big Beautiful Woman... she makes my Captain stand at attention

<sqweak> hollywood lied

<sqweak> big is not beautiful

<EazyCheez> she's 5'2 and 305 or something, but I don't care... woo hoo she's wild!

<TreeSquid> EazyCheez: HOLY ♥♥♥♥

<sqweak> DEAR GOD MAN

<sqweak> that's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keg on legs!

<TreeSquid> that is disgusting, and you are a crazy piece of ♥♥♥♥

<antivert> hungry hungry hippos!

<TreeSquid> don't ever talk to me again

<TreeSquid> that's just plain nasty

<sqweak> how the ♥♥♥♥ do you squeeze 300 lbs into 5'2

<sqweak> thats like, 5 lbs an INCH!
#55372 +(248)- [X]<AnTrAaXx> wb Dark

<Dark|Lord> wow.. I've been disconnected for 9 hours, and you've been here long enough to gimme wb? :)
#58162 +(259)- [X]<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now

<Bart\> where to?

<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"

<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do

<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom...

<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me

<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum

<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)
#61861 +(241)- [X]<TREllis> avajdjddkdkkkkah

<geekster> oh look, trellis is looking at the bottom of his laptop again

<drochaid> someone tell him it's NOT an etch-a-sketch please

<geekster> shaking it dosen't make irc go away, it will still abuse you, more so if you break your laptop being stupid
#70774 +(52)- [X]<[MAAO]ricequeen> HEY GUYS

<[MAAO]ricequeen> A GIRL WANTS TO CYBER WITH ME

<[MAAO]ricequeen> SHOULD IS AY YES

<[SA]Portable591> do it

<[SA]diekthx> IT"S A DUDE DUDE

<[SA]rizzou> WOOT PING HER ANUS

<[sa]unsound> what sort of fuqn question is that

<[sa]-piston> SHE HAS A PENIS

<[SA]TheFlyingTortillaMan> PIX PLZ

<[sa]-piston> SHE WAS BORN AND STILL IS A MAN

<[SA]eloH> traceroute ur sperm 2 her face

<[sa]unsound> of course the answer is LOL K, U GO FIST

<[SA]rizzou> fist? or first?

<[sa]unsound> fist

<[sa]-piston> FIST
#74728 +(255)- [X]<Tranok>  SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO

<Darkard>  Kill yourself?

<Darkard>  Always a good idea.

<Tranok>  and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but who are you?
#75374 +(232)- [X]<[wC]Eer0> someone tell me something funny.. im so boored .. :-|

* Pinkeltje thinks

<[wC]Eer0> hahahahahahaah

<[wC]Eer0> that was funny :D

<raw> euro humour :D
#75471 +(27)- [X]<intense>john you check your ass for used condoms? dan said he was in your neighborhood last night

<john> so THATS what that was!

<john> i thought it was some bad beef from BlackEYed Pea
#79727 +(1092)- [X]<zoweee> i'm holding out til the next election

<zoweee> if it goes against us, i'll seriously begin looking for my cultural fire exits

<zoweee> "There are exts at the front and the rear of american democracy. Please take this opportunity to familiarize yourself with the nearest exit. In the event of a theocratic american hegemony, lights will appear on either end of the aisle, marking the way to your exit for you."

<zoweee> in the unlikely event of the repeal of Ammendments 1-5, your seat cushion may be used to purchase carriage across one of our more porous borders

<zoweee> should there be a  depressurization of america's historical tolerance for diversity, bibles will drop fro"