"#298 +(972)- [X]<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)

<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well

<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him
#660 +(469)- [X]<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw

<DigDug> wtf did that say?

<hypr> i dunno

<hypr> what i said
#787 +(225)- [X](Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy in Etheopia
#987 +(418)- [X]<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog

<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games
#1206 +(378)- [X]<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
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<ZiGgA> help me..

<ZiGgA> i think i am being packetted!

<ZiGgA> my receive light is on fulltime!
#2486 +(274)- [X]<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?
#3947 +(297)- [X]<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a ♥♥♥ break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#6486 +(283)- [X]<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?

<AaronSw> not to have sex with him?
#6501 +(1110)- [X]<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people
#7517 +(222)- [X]<rawkus> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ women.

<rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism

<rawkus> wtf?
#9649 +(125)- [X]<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant.

<Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here

<UndeadFromStone> Wha?

<UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@

<Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?
#14838 +(393)- [X]<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/16502

<abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502?

<IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back..

<abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future.
#21782 +(39)- [X]<Wingar> so what now

<DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it

<Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on
#22479 +(187)- [X]<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.

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#23007 +(222)- [X]<T-Girth> that girl kept me up all night long <G>

<T-Girth> of course it was just cuz she wouldn't shut her trap while i was tryin to sleep
#29939 +(30)- [X]dodee: I look british.

dodee: I think it's the haircut.

[jhk]: it's probably the teeth
#31139 +(1240)- [X]<psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat tetris because I told him there was an end boss.
#34225 +(13)- [X]<deadkode> rent-a-center is funny as hell

<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth

<deadkode> who the ♥♥♥♥ rents a couch

> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp

<RageFury> Who the ♥♥♥♥ puts pics of missing kids on their website?

<deadkode> free till payday

<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
#38385 +(341)- [X]<Ramza> why am I listening to "Here Comes Team Rocket" in polish?
#45578 +(558)- [X]<Ron> Just for the hell of it the other day, I went into Word and typed out the alphabet with a whole bunch of fonts...then practiced copying them so I could handwrite in like, seven different fonts.

<Fire3n3rgy> ...

<Fite3n3rgy> go masturbate or something
#50387 +(237)- [X][+mrspip]: your right ;)

[+SPo0n]: you're*

[+[SCB]m0yda]: ooooo we got a spelling bot in here ;P

[+SPo0n]: *have

[+SPo0n]: and grammar :P
#55568 +(614)- [X]<vocalizedWHORE> mmm, c++

<vocalizedWHORE> do.this();

<vocalizedWHORE> do.that();

<vocalizedWHORE> if (error)

<vocalizedWHORE> blame(microsoft);
#56762 +(315)- [X]<CursedBurger> i hate it when i'm watching some good porn and the entire clip's ruined because one of the guys has a mullet
#57823 +(420)- [X]<DrT> i was on that cruise once.  got really drunk and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mini mouse

<katlizy> mini mouse?

<katlizy> is that not just a little kinky?

<DrT> freaked me out when the fake head came off.  turned out to be a really nice guy though
#70293 +(40)- [X]<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows died in one just last month.

<@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems to me.

<crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so

<netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque.

<netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire isn't as congested.

<@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold

<netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot.
#73022 +(214)- [X]<everydayiscatday> im gunna hack the nickelodeon website and put a giant picture of my ♥♥♥♥ on it instead

<ramoth4> I think they have ♥♥♥♥ ID databases now

<ramoth4> after 9/11 you know
#75711 +(203)- [X]Mike G4 007: return [[HotChick alloc] initWithCupSize:C];

dorkremi: :-|

dorkremi: if ([girl wantSex] != YES) [self setLocation:JAIL];

Mike G4 007: undefied reference: JAIL

dorkremi: typedef enum { HOME, JAIL, UP_YOUR_ASS } places;

dorkremi: There.
#79905 +(461)- [X]<VC-Scar> anyone wanna help a complete freakin idiot

<ffejdogg> do you have tits?

<VC-Scar> i have nipples..
#83650 +(234)- [X][ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg

[ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap

[ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is

[ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one

[ @^duckman^ ] that sucked
#83756 +(280)- [X]<Wang_Ninja> oh boy

<Wang_Ninja> minigame

<Wang_Ninja> I have to find four 6 year old boys

<Goonigoogoo> it's a michael jackson minigame?
#88519 +(244)- [X]<Cantu> whats a SARS? ;[

<FoshM|J1> =/

<FoshM|J1> true..

<acidangel> do u live in a cave cantu lol

<Cantu> n, los angeles

<Cantu> and i dont know all the cute little irc abbreviations anymore
#95696 +(223)- [X]<DragonBlaze> I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it.
#100904 +(475)- [X]<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk:  "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced"
#118058 +(117)- [X]<pLADASK> since people do not care about my alcohol-problems, im sure johnny cash is off topic as well
#121975 +(1379)- [X]<♥♥♥♥♥> The day Microshaft makes something that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum.
#167863 +(1451)- [X]<jaymeekae> i feel so american

<Moonman> you shot someone?
#191037 +(1943)- [X]<Czarina> I've always had a hard time picturing hamsters in the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring a cow or something.
#310706 +(525)- [X]<SoberIRL> my gf is getting her tongue pierced soon :D

<Drewtetz> you can finally find out what it'll be like to have a rod and two balls in your mouth!
#400761 +(2351)- [X]<NESS> sup

<blanco> how about you greet me like a white man?

<NESS> sorry

<NESS> HEIL DEUTCHLAND
#421793 +(-171)- [X]<Casualty-> i did weed once, ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥

<Casualty-> and pot once

<CAL-bf|Russ> Weed was amazing

<eI|Katie> casualty...

<eI|Katie> weed = pot

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<Casualty-> err

<Casualty-> not pot

<Casualty-> cocaine

<Meta474> hahaha

<Meta474> Nerd.
#439475 +(83)- [X]<Kristof> What's black and has 27"