"#266 +(-141)- [X]<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones.  That's my bandwidth.

<Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"

<Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken

<Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum

<Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass

<Low`DOHC> ♥♥♥♥♥ goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"
#622 +(345)- [X]<zaney> if you have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet why jizz in the shower?
#1332 +(450)- [X]<D1> today, I started the supermodel diet.

<maff> that must be a step up from the all sperm diet you were on
#4449 +(242)- [X]<the_hydra> I got a hemorroid once and used Preparation H's little "anal applicator" and didn't think it was really worth it. I think they just included that as a joke.
#5770 +(331)- [X]<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.

<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch ♥♥♥♥.

<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere.
#6011 +(3751)- [X]<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now

<incarnate> " "

<cres> i dont get it
#9085 +(142)- [X]<pure_sin> oi!

<pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/

<pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~(

<st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator batteries die
#10504 +(-5)- [X]<jej> i want to get down lower than atlantis.
#10730 +(350)- [X]<+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D visualisation plugins like winamp

<%Yukanojo> wtf would you visualize with mIRC?

<+Kumaneko> text rate?

<+Genome> ♥♥♥♥ PER SECOND
#10815 +(251)- [X]Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh ♥♥♥♥, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark."
#13723 +(-7)- [X]<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition
#15744 +(137)- [X]<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun

  workstation.
#24084 +(133)- [X]<Teratogen> 1) cubic zirconium ring, 2) marriage will take place at the Justice of the Peace (janitor can be witness)

<Teratogen> 3) reception at McDonald's, 4) honeymoon at my apartment

<Teratogen> if she doesn't like that, screw her.
#24598 +(35)- [X]<kojimyuu> "IT MAKES THE PEOPLE WANT TO FORNICATE."

<Amidamaru> IRC?

<kojimyuu> no
#30162 +(859)- [X]<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying.

<Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin
#30265 +(128)- [X]«SomeGuyYouDontKnow» 8ball are you on 5-cent crack

«Harold» SomeGuyYouDontKnow, the 8-ball says I'm too high to answer that.
#30472 +(1359)- [X]<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling

<Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor

<Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the ♥♥♥♥ out
#34474 +(196)- [X]<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now running; please type !virus to test your system

<Morphine> :))

<Morphine> !virus

<Morphine> lol

<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now currently checking Morphine for infected files.

<thnom> wait a bit .........

<thnom>  Morphine; AntiVirusIRC v0.2 has detected a virus, press ALT + F + C; to identify the infected file(s).

<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 was brought to you by Tw0Y3d-]

<Morphine> ?

[11:06] *** Morphine has quit IRC ((23:33:55) (@mart`db) xp is dodgy)

<thnom> rofl

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#38404 +(167)- [X]<@Ramza> When I grow up, I want to be a firetruck.

<Vinic> so you could legally hose women down?
#39333 +(155)- [X]<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software

<CiTay> my granduncle, for instance...

<CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the task.

<CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived

<CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk using special software, such as format.com.
#42359 +(117)- [X]<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> I like my terror-inducing weapons of mass destruction to have practical combat uses as well.
#49627 +(199)- [X](@existx) I CANNOT LISTEN TO TRANCE AND MAINTAIN A HARDON!
#54802 +(229)- [X]<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen

<Frostlion> no it'sn't

<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling
#70460 +(291)- [X]<nolamerbro> i m god in cs

<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls

<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...
#71641 +(139)- [X]<DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD drive becomes one?
#73232 +(911)- [X]<·@PH·> im gonna skip psych today

<·@PH·> so i can study for macro

<·%Neppy·> macro?

<·Namek·> polo
#76681 +(171)- [X]<greener> i don't want sex anymore. nasty strippers grossed me out yesterday

<greener> i'm a born-again virgin
#84305 +(220)- [X]<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux ♥♥♥♥♥ as well as an amd one

<saba> rofl

<saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant
#88600 +(254)- [X]<Fredrik23> Wirre? ASL?

<wirre> sorry....only isdn
#99828 +(343)- [X]<duckroll> they need a FF with a female lead that hates all men, and masturbates

<jijiripdoze> female masturbation = hating all men?

<jijiripdoze> ok

<duckroll> YES

<duckroll> its a physical PROTEST AGAINST SEX

<CommanderStab> I don't think the words "physical protest against sex" exist in Japan
#110362 +(73)- [X]<ecoli> i think that drugging and assault are an important part of foreplay

<ecoli> yeah

<ecoli> like

<ettenyl> roofies will do that.

<ecoli> if i wanted something that would ♥♥♥♥ me back, i'd bang a goat.
#147026 +(196)- [X]Phazer: 24 Billion served?

Nic: Yeah, I'm that good.

Peter: Or, that easy.
#193438 +(226)- [X]<Lemmih> a_shadow: You could start rollerskating. That was how I meet my first girlfriend.

<Sonarman> or you could just masturbate to porn
#211949 +(715)- [X]maddox> hehe if I still lived at my parents' house I'd be grounded for sure

khoveraki> the basement is still part of the house, maddox.
#215170 +(-74)- [X]ResaiHawking: I don't have a library card, baby, but can I check you out?
#282982 +(-60)- [X]#slackware on efnet 4-22-04 12:57 am EST -5.00

<mfbian_> how will you compare slackware and freebsd

<Cheethoe> apples and oranges

<mfbian_> fair enough

<`justin`> slackware = for people that have been molested freebsd = people that want to molest their mothers

<`justin`> openbsd = for people that probably wont ever get molested

<`justin`> netbsd = molesting of all minorities, and ♥♥♥♥ asians

<mfbian_> how about gentoo

<`justin`> I dont know ask khai

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<`justin`> oh wait I do know

<mfbian_> you don't know anything

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<`justin`> mfbian_: gentoo = people that want to molest their mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts, sisters, brothers, dogs, but can't get it up
#332362 +(541)- [X]<khjb007>i got a way to tell if your mind's dirty or not

<kpgongju226>aight

<khjb007>what's a four let"