"#852 +(506)- [X]<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick

<doraemon`> she rules
#971 +(454)- [X]<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids.  ;^)

<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either
#3433 +(1090)- [X]<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died.

<Wes> how were you suffocating?

<kolby> See what happend is that my ♥♥♥♥ was wrapped around my neck 8 times.
#3611 +(281)- [X]<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills

<aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for ♥♥♥♥
#4044 +(266)- [X]<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day.   Hmmm... I'm about due....  I'll be back in 10..
#4311 +(19)- [X]<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school

<_8ight> it died that nite :(
#5585 +(233)- [X]<Sys> What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear....
#7974 +(225)- [X]<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?

<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend?
#8356 +(130)- [X]<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible turd?

<Nev|Away> Give me your lunch money.
#8741 +(335)- [X]<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist
#10758 +(1110)- [X]Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the ftp can do?

Jeff: ?

Gr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that would show the commands you could do with something.....

Jeff: ?

Gr8Hamster: nevermind

Jeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark :-D

Gr8Hamster: oh.. OH!  :(
#11832 +(150)- [X]<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS

<diospadre> im done.

<BuddyLee> good then go update

<diospadre> no must christmas shop

<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first

<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win

<BuddyLee> LOL!\
#12891 +(172)- [X]<JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"?
#12924 +(226)- [X]<Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. Ebonics: I be fixin to hang in the hood.
#13351 +(-10)- [X]<MASTERR_4_SLUT_GIRLZ> i need a slut girl as my sex slave as i have pics of scenes i have in mind. apply on ur kneels with atleast ur topless pic.
#17971 +(195)- [X]<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~

<SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box

<glacius> that'll sound good...

<glacius> till they're stolen.
#21784 +(334)- [X]<user> uhhh.

<IJ> Hi.

<user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick.

<IJ> On which channel?

<user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost just permbanned me.
#22596 +(94)- [X]<cams> dude

<cams> russians rock

<lavhoes> yeah, especially when you pay for them
#23288 +(331)- [X](Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME

*** UltraMoogleMan (mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #Trivia

(L0ne_W0lf) ...

(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT

(tal) right on time indeed
#23337 +(175)- [X]<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children
#31553 +(186)- [X]<neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex.

<neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this."

<syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash" afterwards either
#34473 +(276)- [X]<@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ...

<FrozenFood> ..ok

<@Gaz> I should change channels :)

<@Gaz> but ...

<FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open

<Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict

* Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel....
#40293 +(388)- [X]<@CMX> got a speeding ticket the other day

<@CMX> and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cop

<+mootlife> how fast?

<@CMX> insulted my car

<%jdp> wtf... lol

<@CMX> 69 in a 55

<+mootlife> insulted your car?

<@CMX> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ asked if I had any dead midgets in the trunk implying I have a little car

<+mootlife> LMAO!
#40507 +(263)- [X]* Siren changes topic to 'Is it considered oral sex if my pc goes down on me???'
#46025 +(-214)- [X]<Spazz> I've been voting down submissions on bash.org

<Spazz> I hate it when people send their own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ punchlines.

<Gyokuran> XD

<Spazz> NEVER send your own quote.

<Spazz> Unless you're not saying the punchline.

<Gyokuran> Hey, that would be a decent one

<Spazz> It'd make a better bumper sticker.

<Spazz> Then I could wrap it around a pipe and beat those people up with it.  :D

<Gyokuran> >:

<Spazz> xD
#48601 +(63)- [X]<+Black_Ninja> What's the difference between the catholic church and the national prison system?

<RedComet> you dont have to drop the soap to get it up the ass?

<+Black_Ninja> Ans: the prisions wait until the kids are over 18 before sending them to places where they can get raped
#56782 +(487)- [X]<Hat> I'm the king of giving girls oral sex.  Ask my girlfriends.

<Jeokitty> You're so good at all that, Mark, how good is she?

<Hat> She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks ♥♥♥♥.

<Hat> Err

<Hat> I meant that in a bad way.  Like, she sucks ♥♥♥♥...  poorly.
#58078 +(258)- [X]<Danae> From the viewpoint of an uncorrupted Christian guy, what would candles mean?

<paranoid> He wants sex.

<Iggles> sex.

<Danae> Danae will devirginized once married.

<paranoid> Devirginized? By the Devirginizer?

<paranoid> I don't know how you "pure" and "uncorrupt" people work, he could be giving you candles to justify his guilt of fantasizing about you when he beats off all his curbed christian rage into a sweatsock late at night.
#62645 +(956)- [X]<Killrbyte> !googlepop "anal sex";"oral sex"

<migas> - "anal sex" is more popular than "oral sex" (2220000>1360000

<Video`> NO WAY

<Video`> ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥

<Killrbyte> Video`: Exactly.
#69383 +(495)- [X]<bad_carpet> false alarm

<bad_carpet> My uncle wouldn't care if I was IRCing

<bad_carpet> I'm just embarrased.

<bad_carpet> to be found doing so

<bad_carpet> Imagine what they'd think if they knew a 25 year old man calling himself bad_carpet was talking to a 19 year old man calling himself, 'muffin'
#71791 +(280)- [X](Craig): watching something on suicide bombers on discovery

(doggie^): lol

(doggie^): wonder how they managed that

(doggie^): not many people to interview or anything
#71946 +(194)- [X]<z8ball> ive been sitting here for 30 mins trying to get ppp going in fbsd

<z8ball> just realised i only have 1 phone line

<z8ball> and im using it
#76608 +(85)- [X]<sobek|afk> you know its gunna be a good day when you dont even bother putting on any clothes, just throw a dressing gown over the towel and think about getting high
#98015 +(372)- [X]<`Riku> nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite your head clean off and ♥♥♥♥ into your neck.
#99030 +(810)- [X]<@DataTek> hah

<@DataTek> antibiotics are the king

<@DataTek> u drink two beers and you're so drunk u almost pass out

<@DataTek> its like a Quad-damage powerup
#185063 +(565)- [X]<Jenova4> i eat whatever's in the panty

<NeroMan> I am lightweight

<Jenova4> pantry*

<MattW> what the

<Karva> YES!

<MattW> whoa

<MattW> whoa
#217754 +(517)- [X][scratchme] Cris, you ever smell m"