"#459 +(189)- [X]<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding my thumb

<Lordaerom> panacea_, so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanking
#624 +(724)- [X]<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'

<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again
#925 +(253)- [X]<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny
#2110 +(619)- [X]<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee

<RaMTuFF> quiet !
#2792 +(619)- [X]<pupkick> 37?

<devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie: 37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F. 0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 ♥♥♥♥♥?
#4152 +(167)- [X]<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my ♥♥♥♥ would you suck it?

<AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your ♥♥♥♥ you would realize that it was only dirt...no ♥♥♥♥
#4767 +(249)- [X]<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green
#8069 +(975)- [X]<FaNtAcIgYrL> ello

<jeff> Do you realise that you have spelt both the words "fantasy" and "girl" incorrectly ? By doing this, are you displaying a vain attempt at what some may refer to as "coolness" ? Or is it that you can not spell ? If the former, I suggest you rethink your stance on social status and its implications. The later, perhaps you should start attending school.
#8726 +(401)- [X]<mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking

<mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"
#8829 +(1033)- [X]<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester

<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy)
#10474 +(738)- [X]<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big ♥♥♥♥ ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gay

<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
#10880 +(284)- [X]<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid.
#13406 +(430)- [X]<@AJ-> [-amp-]: My girl might be, erm, uh, you know

<@[-amp-]> a man?
#14746 +(262)- [X]<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb

<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.

<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't
#15037 +(298)- [X]<su-Septik`wrk>  when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2"
#15491 +(255)- [X]<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes

<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them
#16012 +(237)- [X]-Stevie-O- from what I hear, the average WebTV user makes it look like the average AOLer belongs in MIT
#23239 +(253)- [X]<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc...

<Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that

<Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once

<Straylight> i took a couple days off after that
#26296 +(119)- [X]<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself

<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels

<Raven> all by myself

<Raven> that was all during one summer

<Raven> i was 12

<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?

<panda> is that why european's can't dress?
#32541 +(828)- [X]<enntee> man

<enntee> i think my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat is pregneant

<angry> dude

<angry> you should have used protection.
#34662 +(1484)- [X](TRANCEBOY) But i'm joining the reserves.

(TRANCEBOY) Airborne Infantry

(^BiAnCoOcH^) really so da airforce in other words

(TRANCEBOY) No not the airforce,

(TRANCEBOY) Airforce is flying F16 jets etc.

(TRANCEBOY) Airborne infantry is ground combat deployed from black hawks, hueys, chinooks,

(^BiAnCoOcH^) hmmm ok den caause i understood dat but n e way

(TRANCEBOY) Ok Bianca, i'll put it in your terms.

(TRANCEBOY) Me and Cletus run around dem bushes looking for dem charlies and we's get put there by those dang cars with wings ya hear?
#36760 +(251)- [X]<BenZor> ASIO hired my cat to spy on me, it goes in. it goes out now it sits here watching me, im sure they bugged it and they call it out every so often to change tapes :/
#37035 +(140)- [X]* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face

* Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM

<stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face
#46041 +(125)- [X]<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem next to me with lights"

<Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus
#51615 +(436)- [X]<TunkeyMicket> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS

<TunkeyMicket> HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

<TunkeyMicket> THIS WINDOW CAME UP

<TunkeyMicket> TOLD ME THAT IT WAS DANGEROUS
#55380 +(643)- [X]<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?
#73232 +(911)- [X]<·@PH·> im gonna skip psych today

<·@PH·> so i can study for macro

<·%Neppy·> macro?

<·Namek·> polo
#74684 +(217)- [X]<SlasherX> #php is all communist based

* @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php

<Ballig> Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank

<Ballig> You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though
#80734 +(497)- [X]<Destruya> Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and tend to ♥♥♥♥ with your life right when you don't want them to.

<Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard drive crashes.  They happen unexpectedly, completely ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥ up, and empty your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wallet.

<Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with warranties.

<Destruya> "This ♥♥♥♥♥ isn't compatible with me.  I want a new one."

<Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter, get the ♥♥♥♥ out!'
#107435 +(387)- [X]<richmond> one time i was watching anime in my room, and my dad hit his hand on my door, and yelled, "Are you jackin' off to cartoons in there!?"

<richmond> :(

<BloodFromStone> haha

<BloodFromStone> Busted.

<Dragonfly> lol

<richmond> haha

<richmond> yeah :(
#109533 +(29)- [X]<KeeperX> if i say anything nonsensical

<KeeperX> i'm cleaning my keyboard

<KeeperX> sjkl;'

<KeeperX> fvgbhnjkl;'ccfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvb n  bvcxzxcvbbnm,./,mnbvcxzAsdfghjkl;';lkjhwqwertyuioip['

<KeeperX> k

<KeeperX> i'm done

<KeeperX> there were pubes in my keyboard

<KeeperX> i dunno how they got there

<Todd> sick
#120654 +(490)- [X]<BigFagShittyFaggotBastard> I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate spam, im going to murder the guy who made it and rape his children, I sure hope this mail isnt spam it doesnt look like it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAVE ON INK CARTRIDGES!! IM GLAD MY FILTER DIDNT BLOCK THIS, TO THE COMPUTER STORE
#199850 +(413)- [X]<valetine_4_ever> Piracy is wrong

<valetine_4_ever> Cool, but wrong

<Kalen> But it feels oh so right.

<Loony_BoB> It's not wrong

<Loony_BoB> They just have laws against it
#202430 +(612)- [X][+MadManDaz] I brought a david blane toy 10 days ago. I Still cant get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ out the box.
#221090 +(512)- [X]<Fig_leaf> i saw this black kid the other day

<Fig_le"