"#710 +(248)- [X]<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it
#2295 +(53)- [X][11:03] *** Doc|Uni (sdf@sympatex.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (Support W.O.R.K - Women Off Roads Campaign (c) Doc'99)
#2732 +(446)- [X]<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me

<Apathetic> really?

<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse

<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something

<Apathetic> :/

<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse

<im3t8> :/
#4322 +(2486)- [X]<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of ♥♥♥ all over their faces!

<Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.
#4479 +(994)- [X]<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake.

* andy sodomizes Khross

* Khross orgasms

<Khross> Okay, we can start the meeting.
#7128 +(143)- [X]<Madman> Rodents Of Unusual Size....I don't think they exist

<CrashCat> rodents?

<CrashCat> size?

<Sbot> size is irrelevent. It's a question of methodology.

<Madman> haha

<CrashCat> ...
#9417 +(150)- [X](Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back

(@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic

(@Skins): actually i best wait
#11598 +(441)- [X]<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback?

<kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off 

<kero> just to say i did

<fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off

on the moon.
#11909 +(243)- [X]<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?

<Twilo`> yes

<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier

<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color

<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color

<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color

<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that

<Twilo`> dude u serious?

<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register

<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?

<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
#16361 +(2336)- [X]<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online

<Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet

<Jake> but she wanted a picture

<Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)

<Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'"

<Jake> bummer

<Jake> so i say

<Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs

<Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef

<Jake> i say yeah

<Jake> she changes her mind about meeting

<Jake> i tell her to go ♥♥♥♥ herself
#16994 +(275)- [X]<Spankle> What the ♥♥♥♥ is a furniture cover?

<Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and ♥♥♥♥ to stop dust or dirt getting on them

<Al> like a foreskin for your sofa.

<Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by
#18450 +(224)- [X]<carcoal> what's a good car?

<carcoal> truck or sub

<jitspoe> sumbarines are usually good cars, carcoal
#19346 +(142)- [X]<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null

<Tricks> wtf is /dev/null

<Despondent> I don't know, what is it?

<Tricks> i think u do mate

<Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing
#31560 +(230)- [X]<twink-E> man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC!
#32784 +(367)- [X]<cheese^> a virus that reboots your computer all the time seems kinda pointless

<@BenKenobi> •cheese• i dunno.. microsoft makes millions selling it every day
#34289 +(182)- [X]<E-vangelist> I just realized I've been running my laptop all day with drugs all in the pcmcia and memory slots
#36584 +(41)- [X]<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke."

<RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala."

<Tenek> luke?

<LordChaos-AFK> lol

<Relnereth> Luke and amidala?

<RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live without you. Not one second. Not one second."

<Tenek> Anakin, Rex.

<Sir_silver> HOO HA

<Relnereth> incest!!

<RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin."

<RexExitium> haha oops.
#40345 +(202)- [X]*** Melchior (none@1df4f87e.a763dad.dragon.net.au) has joined #allniterz

*** Ass-Mastah sets mode: +a Melchior

<Orlyx> lol

<Melchior> what

<Orlyx> ur hostmsak

<Tripper> Melchior you, my friend, are gay

<Orlyx> what happened?

<Orlyx> *** Melchior (none@one.inch.killer.org) has joined #allniterz

<Orlyx> lol wtf

<Orlyx> whyd u get that as ur vhost

<Melchior> lol wtf!

<Orlyx> lol

<Melchior> i have no idea

<Orlyx> i bet if u quit and come back itll go away

<Melchior> i never saw it

*** Melchior (none@1df4f87e.a763dad.dragon.net.au) Quit (Quit: )

<Orlyx> lmfao

<Orlyx> god i love him
#42433 +(348)- [X]<Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW!

<Wevah> SMALL

<Wevah> MEDIUM

<Wevah> LARGE

<Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE
#45990 +(99)- [X]<KutDrop> there's not much worse than IRC porn spammers with bad English skills.

<KutDrop> I'm sick of claiming to the top of my orgasms.

<@Habeeb> hahahha

<@Habeeb> that is great KutDrop

<KutDrop> I don't want to claim them.  I want to HAVE them.

<KutDrop> :

<roto> can you buy them on ebay?

<KutDrop> I'm sure in some indirect way, yes.

<roto> cool
#47403 +(621)- [X]<Shivaway> sue me im bored ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<mmx> eat a ♥♥♥♥? :(

<Shivaway> no thx

<Shivaway> im on a no ♥♥♥♥ diet, i hear it goes straight to your ass
#48513 +(580)- [X]<Snoogans> oh man...I forwarded the goatse.cx site to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of people at work

<Snoogans> heeh

<Snoogans> all I heard was OH ♥♥♥♥

<Catcher80> lmao

<Snoogans> it was gold

<Catcher80> where do you work?

<Snoogans> a large internet security company

<Catcher80> haha

<Catcher80> "do your security holes look like this?"

<Snoogans> I sure hope not

<Snoogans> then any ♥♥♥♥ can get in

<Snoogans> HAHAHAHAH
#48601 +(63)- [X]<+Black_Ninja> What's the difference between the catholic church and the national prison system?

<RedComet> you dont have to drop the soap to get it up the ass?

<+Black_Ninja> Ans: the prisions wait until the kids are over 18 before sending them to places where they can get raped
#49884 +(476)- [X]Munktun: how was thanksgiving?

Wahbuffet: missionary position

Munktun: hahahahaha

Wahbuffet: sorry wrong person

Wahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that
#53855 +(309)- [X]<guardian> whos john lennon

<obi-rav> has the same sounding songs like the beetles, they must have inspired him

<guardian> probs
#56130 +(270)- [X]<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice

<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now
#60155 +(142)- [X]<Spazz> I saw the sign

<Spazz> and it openned up my eyes

<Spazz> I saw the sign

<[IX]Korup> i saw your mom, and it openned up my eyes, i saw your mom. talk about scary. big fat and hairy.

<[IX]Korup> i remember saying that to my brother back in the day
#69283 +(637)- [X]<IanJ> so I got on the elevator here to come up to my room and these girls were in there and they were like "You know, you live on our floor but we never get to see you!" and I'm like... "Duh... uhm... yeah... uhh.... well I don't know you guys..." and then there was an awkward silence. but when we got back to my floor I pulled out my electric guitar and started wailing on it. and they accepted me. and I am now the king of earth.

<ElCarpeto> Ian masters tribal ethics.

<IanJ> the real ending to that little story is a lot more depressing.
#74102 +(39)- [X]<Yup> did we ever figure out what the opposite of asian was

<Mardom> wouldnt black be opposite?

<M"