"#541 +(85)- [X]<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and lit it
#1377 +(443)- [X]<TheFlux2k> i just teleport everywhere

<TheFlux2k> walking is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#3227 +(335)- [X]<memo> rgiorew09u34290

<Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon!
#3749 +(263)- [X]<Mir> I'm based on a true story

<eldee> mir: what book? kamasutra for ♥♥♥♥♥? :)

<Mir> no....

<Mir> not a book

<Mir> I'm based on the Story of Dave. The guy that was.

<eldee> the guy that was _____? (gay?)

<eldee> bwahahhaa

<boozie> hahaha

<Mir> no

<Mir> the guy that was.   theres no more words, I put the . in there.

<eldee> dang

<eldee> he's right.

<eldee> punctuation's a ♥♥♥♥♥

<boozie> poop
#3830 +(374)- [X]<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though

<ScumDog> don't take it wrong

<nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude?
#6187 +(50)- [X](hellp) yeah but i will ♥♥♥♥ your hatch up with my zx 7r you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ne day

    your ♥♥♥♥ hatch will ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cry

(RicePWR) he prolly has an escort zx

(RicePWR) 7r = the number of Type R stickers he has
#7299 +(145)- [X]<bytraper> hmm these persoals actually look ok

<Lord-Data> lol

<Lord-Data> till you find the penis
#7887 +(50)- [X]<Cheese> I'm going t be a millionaire and buy a bus soon
#7996 +(384)- [X]<@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking

<@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"
#9125 +(197)- [X]—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— Netsplit Detected. «irc.right.asscheek irc.left.asscheek» [6:56am]
#11943 +(385)- [X]<Normandy>  I like Pixie's spelling late at night

<Pixie_Pete>  kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
#13729 +(116)- [X]<Sumez> Echythus is just a weak wizard. He doesn't want to retake the world.

<Sumez> He doesn't even have the power to enslave all humans.

<Twilo> Hitler didn't have magice powers but he took Poland.
#14591 +(117)- [X]<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me?

<+xenu> 100,000$

<@odoyle> not a penny

<@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free

<@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom?

<@odoyle> nah

<@[KdAwG]> pft

<@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;)
#16245 +(177)- [X]<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song'  together,  after i laugh

<jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my ♥♥♥♥♥
#17244 +(624)- [X]<Muppet> *arf arf*

<damnyoure> *slap slap*

<Muppet> *bite bite*

<damnyoure> *bang bang*

<Muppet> *die die*

<damnyoure> *bury bury*

<Muppet> *rot rot*
#22806 +(98)- [X]<Scofco> being a global operator is annoying, you see everyone that comes and goes from the server

<phaded> the things some people complain about...
#24976 +(323)- [X]<Skulljack> Funny how all zombies have muscles, skin and everything else nearly falling off of them, yet they almost always have a fully functioning digestive system.
#30255 +(461)- [X]<Yomanman> we're gonna have a southern wedding!

<PowerRad> Also known as a family reunion
#33352 +(372)- [X]<Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you start to recognize the ♥♥♥♥♥ of the male pornstars.. "Yeah that's rocco's ♥♥♥♥ alright.."
#33616 +(183)- [X]<ohyeah> i hate sex.

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!

<ohyeah> because it isn't moral and christian

<ohyeah> and its killing youth

<ohyeah> and its the cause for many diseases

<ohyeah> and so many people who are underage are having it

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> well then how the ♥♥♥♥ come your sn is 'oh yeah'

<ohyeah>  i can't talk to you!
#39782 +(143)- [X]<Shosuro> and you'd think if some people are going to give money as a present

<Shosuro> (now, I'm not trying to sound ungrateful)

<Shosuro> but they could at least keep it inline with inflation

<Shosuro> instead of giving the same ammount for the last 10 years

<Shosuro> I mean, I know I could of bought a house with it back in "the day", but this wouldn't get me a bar of chocolate
#46891 +(197)- [X](|Lenore|) why does windows even bother giving estimates? the times change by 5 minutes every thirty seconds...
#48676 +(665)- [X]* DuneBoy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead tires

<DuneBoy> d
#50993 +(107)- [X]icbm: hah

icbm: my entourage is coming over

icbm: I'm gonna go ahead and give them their christmas presents

icbm: I bought my 3 hoes vibrators

kuruption: uh

kuruption: you mean your "friends"

kuruption: and the 3 girls who wont let you touch them.. but hang out with you cuz you're friends with the guy who gets them their weed
#51113 +(208)- [X]<locust> rockingham, where you can buy rohypnol and condoms in a combo "party pack"
#57532 +(550)- [X]<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...
#59645 +(-80)- [X]<Ang3lus> half life was lame star trek rip off
#97911 +(219)- [X]:::: Now in #bearcave

* martraci slowly leaves; back against the wall
#107248 +(223)- [X]<Aury> O.o;; You all have to wait longer for movies to come out?

<leckie> Well yeah... sometimes.

<Aury> What is that, some sort of backwater hell of a town?

<leckie> It's the UK Aury.
#108030 +(233)- [X]* angeliz she slowly moves her tongue into his mouth ...he loves it

[Beckham] angeliz?

[Petrock] wrong room?

*** angeliz has left #highveld
#116082 +(98)- [X]< Mennonite> hey docfu

< Mennonite> I had a mindblowing last four days

< Mennonite> did you?

< docfu> Menno well, i had  a headblowing in there too

< docfu> to the point where I started to lose oxygen to my brain and become eurphoric...

< TenBaseT> docfu: when that happens it's time to loosen the belt.
#138631 +(738)- [X]<Vict0r> they made a hackers 3?

<Vict0r> i didn't know that

<Majuju> they made a hackers 2?

<jules> they made a hackers 2?

<mnerd> what's hackers

<jules> winner.
#196386 +(411)- [X]<Santa> all these chocolate bullets

<Biscram> isnt there something you're forgetting to do tonight santa

<Santa> THE PRESENTS!?

* Santa is away, (brb delivering presents)
#204222 +(472)- [X]* trib has just *almost* burned his flat to the ground

<bobstay> wow

<bobstay> how did you manage that?

<bobstay> the ground's quite a way away

<trib> I put a big lump of meat int he oven and roasted it

<trib> and used the smoke detector as a timer
#247808 +(211)- [X]<Vile> I saw the most hilarious billboard today. All white, with black letters. '"Invite me back to school." - God.' <Vile> A being that can create a sunset must communicate with us by way of our BILLBOARDS! <Vile> *Driving, glances up at one such board* "Jerry. Don't sleep with your neighbors wife.
#256296 +(405)- [X]<dave2away> furries are people too! and animals
#257396 +(342)- [X]<spyderballa> you know back in my day white powder in envelopes was a good thing
#261501 +(14802)- [X]<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today

<jeebus> he was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ impostor

<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
#267722 +(-338)- [X]<Twizzlers> I wanna become a counsler so i can tell rape victims they asked for it.
#350581 +(2629)- [X]<raiden> Hey dude I think I left my gamecube there.

<Khaniber> You didn't.

<raiden> No I really think I did.  I've unpacked, searched my room a few times, and I can't find it.  I have my games and controllers, but not the cube.

<Khaniber> You've been gone for a week.  I'm quite sure I would have noticed a large purple cube sitting in my own room!

<raiden> Well I don't have it here, which means it has to be there.

<Khaniber> I can tell you it's not.  I spend at least 4 hours awake in my room every day, I'm in and out of here throughout the day.  I eat here.  I sleep here.  If it were here, I would have seen it, and I'd be having nightmares of t"