"#112 +(1233)- [X]<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
#1351 +(464)- [X]<slyfox> lol

<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!!
#2596 +(358)- [X]<jstepka> there is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn’t fix.
#4078 +(950)- [X]<Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P

<Mukluk> I know this because it was measured by a doctor. :P

<fRy-> WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥? :P

<Mukluk> I was told that that's an extremely high capacity. :P

<Mukluk> I could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beat all of you to death. :P

<DeadRinga> with your lungs?

<z0rg> Mukluk hahahah

<Mukluk> Laugh all you like, little-lung. :P
#7039 +(746)- [X]<DocWebstr> *cough*♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥*cough*

<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; it's not good for you.
#7901 +(263)- [X]* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, ♥♥♥♥ in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"'
#8017 +(224)- [X]<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink?

<kruqnut> milk?
#8656 +(27)- [X]<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh

<JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?

<Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at

<JtHM> ah

<JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards

<JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems
#9082 +(45)- [X]<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?>

<sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago....

<jorn> no drinks yet

<jorn> :(

<jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur
#9297 +(4)- [X]<[SZ]-Guest> hi

<[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails

<[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program
#11573 +(916)- [X]<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke
#12787 +(553)- [X]<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST

<Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SNOW AND LIGHTNING

<Wilke> LOW OF REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COLD

<Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COLD
#14103 +(1112)- [X]<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...

<phunqe> oh? :/

<xxx> Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..

<phunqe> Ah, no ping reply?
#15618 +(362)- [X]<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human sphere
#16963 +(308)- [X]<Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD..

<Evilmonkey> i wouldnt dream about my dad.. im not gay.. er.. ♥♥♥♥.
#21163 +(370)- [X]<R0SC0E> i bought this returned 60 gig hard drive this weekend

<R0SC0E> thinking they probably just didn't know how to install it

<R0SC0E> and it'd be fine

<ScumDog> cheap or something?

<R0SC0E> and it turned out to be an old 20 gig drive with the label swapped

<R0SC0E> yeah

<R0SC0E> but the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left all his old files on it

<R0SC0E> so i have his name, address, phone number, fax number, e-mail

<R0SC0E> i e-mailed him and was like you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<R0SC0E> he e-mailed back and was like i uh sell computer parts so once it leaves my hands i don't know what people do with their stuff

<R0SC0E> i was like what the ♥♥♥♥ does that mean, why would someone take a 20 gig drive you sold, and put all of these letters to lawyers with your return address on them

<R0SC0E> and call their windows username your name

<R0SC0E> no reply after that
#21863 +(278)- [X]<eMeow-v2> WTF, why is nmbd dying each time?!

<Tamahome> Meow: it hates you, it's personal.

<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: you used that line already

<Tamahome> Meow: it's true.

<Tamahome> Meow: your computer is getting you back for all the years you     abused it

<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: it's a new computer. The old one is locked in the  cupboard.

<eMeow-v2> Oh wait. it's the old one that runs samba

<eMeow-v2> ♥♥♥♥
#27438 +(203)- [X]<synjaWrk> did you know co.ck is a real top level domain

<synjaWrk> $300/year

<synjaWrk> daamn

<sno_uk> synja: haha : so you can you and buy abig.co.ck ?

<synjaWrk> sno_uk i dont need to buy one

<synjaWrk> :)
#33693 +(306)- [X]<fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with all his money and such

<Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

<Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be rebooted like 6 times a day

<Cybe> not to mention all the security issues
#33795 +(186)- [X]<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P

<soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding
#43787 +(201)- [X]<drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's toom uch eforroft

<Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point?

<drunknom> preceseisyl
#46205 +(296)- [X]<Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million

<jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so

<jpp> have any plagues recently?
#49552 +(74)- [X]<GaveUp> i stopped skate boarding when i started dirtbiking

<YenSid> ah yea, you can really injure yourself like that

<GaveUp> hehe i've totalled three bikes but the worst injuries i've ever had were self-inflicted ... go figure ;P

<webby_g> stupidity related injuries are always the best
#56978 +(116)- [X]*** Anatole|ChickFilA is now known as Anatole

<Anatole> I went to the ATM, and I didn't have enough to break $20. So instead of Chick Fil A, I made myself chicken-flavored Ramen. Does this officially make me a college student now?
#59145 +(193)- [X]<+m1g> anyone know where i can find the win9X DDK ?

<@tenfour> yeah

<@tenfour> 1998
#63086 +(441)- [X]< PrincessLeia2> :q

< PrincessLeia2> oops

< TonicBH> what kind of face is that?

< PrincessLeia2> not a facey, I was trying to quit vim %(
#65595 +(837)- [X]<MrFixIt> kekekekekekekeke zerg rush ^____^

<MrFixIt> That's all the Korean I know
#80917 +(2)- [X]<fatherPat>  Are any of you young boys/girls out there not  getting the love you deserve from your parents?  Come and sleep with father pat, I'll show you what love is all about. Just think of me as your father and  mesg me now
#83595 +(180)- [X]* Treiben has bargainname.com

Azi: how much are they?

Treiben: 8.95

Azi: same as godaddy then

Azi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the next 10 years at a cut rate

Azi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the human race obliterate itself in 5

Azi: that would be just my luck
#88379 +(803)- [X]<Cow> i want to have sex with this girl so bad but she wont because of her relgion

<Dr_Kevorkian> She's Hindu obviously... cant have sex with cows
#100559 +(95)- [X]<Necroth|HAPPY> <|707th|Selerox> not even god understands women <-- not even womans understand womans ;)

<|MoK|Fluid> Thank god, else we wouldn't have catfights.
#105880 +(329)- [X]<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation

<GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle.  It involved a horse too
#109345 +(255)- [X]<Phylitsa> Woo hoo! One girl and 7 unidle guys!

<Phylitsa> Lets play "Spin the Attention ♥♥♥♥♥"

<Novasol> Sounds like a gangbang waiting to happen
#124554 +(529)- [X]<infamous>my old man always said, the day I cant do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun...
#127272 +(2937)- [X]<FunFun> We're gonna go eat at this new restaurant opened by this Japanese family tonite...any suggestions on what to order?

<tilted_halo> order bukkake...and ask for a bowl of unko...they'll be impressed and stuff

<Rowan_Knights> dont forget some chitsu...

<FunFun> Thanks!

<tilted_halo> and when the waiter comes to your table say the following: "Atashi katai hakebune no otoko ga suki!"

<FunFun> What does that"