"#78 +(216)- [X]<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks

<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
#539 +(1025)- [X]<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole

<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick

<T`karthon> ohh

<Nija_work> had me fooled

<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
#1541 +(461)- [X]<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'.

<Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'.
#2183 +(413)- [X]<kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers

<kisama> i get bloody mucus sometimes

<kisama> have to break out the guaifenesin

<kisama> or insufflate salt water

<McMoo> man

<McMoo> don't even talk ♥♥♥♥ about my nose

<McMoo> i can get quarters up it horizontally

<McMoo> my record is 8 pennies in one nostril

<kisama> circus freak
#2371 +(102)- [X]<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers this year
#3306 +(322)- [X][|crazy|] channel is +s

[sk8-girl] whats +s? 

<thc\ip> cant tell u 

<thc\ip> its a secret

[sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\
#6564 +(650)- [X]<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing

<zhix> skrike - what?

<skrike> zhix - Im doing the dishes, cuz sometimes thugs gotta tell the dishes whats up

<zhix> skrike - damn straight

<skrike> Im in the kitchen going "♥♥♥♥♥ you betta get clean"
#6774 +(92)- [X]<didas>   ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me

<AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself?
#7535 +(249)- [X]<orb06> something red and semi-opaque

<orb06> said it was "stool softener"

<orb06> Im like wtf

<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am

<orb06> and left without it

<orb06> no pain no gain

<orb06> thats what I say
#9406 +(358)- [X]<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear ♥♥♥♥... trying to play this damn redhat cd.
#10509 +(26)- [X]<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when

they're winning?

<Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA

<Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :)
#12746 +(208)- [X]<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get some

peace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky
#16295 +(1206)- [X]* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper

<DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA

<DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC

<DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING
#21363 +(79)- [X]<EvILEyE{GF}> I tried getting my scanner to work

<EvILEyE{GF}> stupid prick machine doesn't work with win2k

<EvILEyE{GF}> only works with linux, OSX, and pre-winME OS's (drivers)

<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried it on my laptop and linux broke

<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried installing win98 on it

<EvILEyE{GF}> win98 broke

<EvILEyE{GF}> it's outside on the front lawn now

<EvILEyE{GF}> I figured I could format the hard drive by throwing it out the window

<Kaown> It'd leave a footprint on the ground, but that's about all.
#22112 +(1860)- [X]<Feeldeath> Man i had a bad day !!!

<Formin> o great =( what happened?

<Feeldeath> well i was masturbating on my couche an I fell of

<Formin> hahaha o god

<Feeldeath> thats not the worst part. i hit my head on the coffee table and knocked myself out and my mom came in and found me unconscience on the floor with my ♥♥♥♥ in one hand and a porn mag in the other.

<Formin> lmao
#28972 +(307)- [X]<@mike> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid

<@orion> unfortunately not

<@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity
#33213 +(357)- [X]<Z28`> first of all my dad has a pretty large penis
#33846 +(258)- [X]Brood: eminem is such a cracker ♥♥♥♥♥♥

RokChik7: what'd he do now?

Brood: rap.

RokChik7: lol
#33901 +(172)- [X]<Anim0> my gf would be perfect if she had breasts
#37910 +(418)- [X]<Mr_E> A) I gotfor about your B and B) I forgot about your A

<Mr_E> gotfor?!

<Mr_E> GOTFOR?!

<Mr_E> my brain is rebelling against me
#38207 +(19)- [X]<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it

<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?
#38297 +(311)- [X][JJJTTT] what's this 707 thiong?

[st-707-afk] oh

[st-707-afk] that's LOL upside-down

[JJJTTT] gotcha

[st-707-afk] HTTP 707:  File Not Funny

[st-707-afk] that's gonna be one of my new error messages

[st-707-afk] well, neither of us are gainfully employed so that's what happens

[st-707-afk] sit here and think of stupid ♥♥♥♥
#40228 +(572)- [X]<JiggyNiggy> soul u ever been caught wanking behind the shed?

<Soulfly-> no

<JiggyNiggy> Good Spot isnt it :D
#49041 +(36)- [X]<waffle> Jon: promise us all you will never have children

<waffle> for the good of mankind

<Ed> He doesn't have to promise!

<Phyresis> I don't plan on reproducing

<Phyresis> but I'm going to mold humanity to the way I see fit

<Phyresis> I'm sick of ignorant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ running amok

<Phyresis> we will have enlightenment or extinction

<Phyresis> take your pick

<Ed> So are you like, Asian Jesus or someshit?
#53984 +(314)- [X]<[Smoke]> "Every gay club in the world owns one and only one CD, a disc entitled "TRANCE-A-HOLIC TECHNO BEAT CLUB HAPPYCORE TRANCE NATION DRUMSTEP BIG BEAT DISCO REMIX FEVER." This CD has three tracks, all of which have the same four-on-the-floor rhythm that loops for roughly 100 minutes and is accompanied by a woman moaning, "ooohhhh ahhhh oowwweeeeee!" at random intervals while a $199 Roland "DJ In a Box" synth plays up to three different minor chords"

<NrgSpoon> ph33r the Real Folk Blues chiptune

<[Smoke]> "Homosexuals love this CD; it's like turning on a porch light and watching the waves of June Bugs and moths fly in and and start making out with each other."

<NrgSpoon> damn. i think my comment got sandwiched into gay sex

<NrgSpoon> it was so young, too.
#59595 +(321)- [X]<chris> i have one guy arguing that init.d scripts need to support mixed-case arguments

<chris> "My first suggestion is to modify the way you match 'start' and 'stop' in

<chris> your case statement.  While technically, there is nothing wrong with the

<chris> way you match it, I prefer [Ss][Tt][Aa][Rr][Tt] and [Ss][Tt][Oo][Pp].  Using

<chris> this method, the matching is now case insensitive."

<reflector> I'd email him back: "[sS][hH][uU][tT] [tT][hH][eE] [fF][uU][cC][kK] [uU][Pp]"

<reflector> match that, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
#60568 +(-48)- [X]<decay`> wanna know whats good about 12 year olds, you put them in a shower and slck there hair.. it makes them look 8
#81948 +(38)- [X]<@een> dude

<@een> today

<@een> i got so frustrated with this old man (took 30 minutes to create a dial up netowrking connection) that i finally told him that he had an ID 10 T keyboard error

<@een> and that he needed to call compaq

<@een> seriously couldn't backspace to delete out "MY CONNECTION" or even highlight to delete

<@een> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ id10ts
#82170 +(98)- [X]VeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its really war
#85648 +(464)- [X]<Lord_Red> how did they screw up

<TheDingo> first, they somehow forgot i'd asked for an oil change, which was my main reason i'd brought in the car

<TheDingo> second, they didn't check to make sure WHICH john white i was, and had me listed as some guy in lancaster KY

<TheDingo> they tried calling me last night to say my car wouldn't be ready, but they called this other guy instead, who was quite confused, as he'd never owned a voyager in his life

<Lord_Red> demand mone"