"#649 +(109)- [X]<ASSX> were can i get some oc3`s
#1781 +(94)- [X]<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?

<wild-> 500,000
#2074 +(323)- [X]<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your ♥♥♥♥ bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
#3340 +(203)- [X](koch): !need some help

(koch): !anyone in private please

(@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing

(@dc): hes an idiot

(@Lynkx): !i want a vagina

(@Lynkx): ♥♥♥♥

(@Lynkx): don`t werk
#3578 +(593)- [X]<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said.

<matts> hahah

<[prefix]> haha

<matts> What a doofus

<skycriesx> whered u read that

<myzery> the onion
#4039 +(628)- [X]<kapusta> Slut: a woman that ♥♥♥♥♥ everyone. ♥♥♥♥♥: a woman that ♥♥♥♥♥ everyone but you...
#4237 +(856)- [X]<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life

<Kashan> masturbate more

<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it

<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"

<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude
#4914 +(363)- [X]<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago
#6205 +(208)- [X]<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well

          knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it.
#6998 +(231)- [X]<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday
#8854 +(11)- [X]<Shrap> What is pubes?
#10783 +(716)- [X]<gr0undh0g> I spent an hour and a half once trying to tie a hair to a fly

<kritical> whyd you do that?

<gr0undh0g> so I could have a pet
#11410 +(322)- [X]<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)

<+Shaym> hey

<+GoodScrat> baby shaym

<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps

<+stereo> hehe

<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?

<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?

<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)
#12865 +(249)- [X]Jallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that, getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great cosmic teddy bear"...

<Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a prostitution ring
#13727 +(179)- [X]<Kimmo> I don´t know you

<Kimmo> Are you good at something?

<Otto[NS]> Yes

<Kimmo> What?

<Otto[NS]> Dames

<Otto[NS]> *Games
#14967 +(1573)- [X]<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter
#17959 +(326)- [X]<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum

<W0RMW00D> scrotum

<d1rge> damn im hungry
#26736 +(321)- [X]<Jsangspar> PEEKAY! >:O I DEMAND USE OF hi

<Jsangspar> :\

<PK-Fortis> what?

<Jsangspar> violent mood-swings mid-sentence

<Jsangspar> I think I have PMS.
#34148 +(199)- [X]<naner> at my school, some fat chick wore a thong and baggy pants.. :( she started walking towards me and he pants fell like below her crotch, I could see her hairy bush, it made me cry

<sQu33ze> did she think you were a porkchop
#37046 +(302)- [X]<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux

<D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too

<D-BOY> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough...

<CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D

<D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small

<D-BOY> flesh stretches

<D-BOY> plastic doesn't

<CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING
#37347 +(264)- [X]<Cassara> Oh! and the open trenchcoat. But usually Zan is like. Black slaves, button down shirts, overcoats and stuff. lesse who else..

<Doom> ...Black Slaves.. Nice fashion accessory
#37414 +(268)- [X]<cshepherd> i hax0red my first root account at age 12

<cshepherd> i was so proud!@

<cshepherd> no pubic hair, but good god did i have root
#39465 +(576)- [X]<Turranius> Hate it when I wanna watch a movie, but dont wanna start it cause I need to pee and I'm too lazy to get up.

<Turranius> Im thirsty too

<Turranius> Hmm, I might be able to solve this after all.
#40508 +(1957)- [X]* rabid_si is going AFK.

* rabid_si is now known as rabid_si[AFK]

<DopeHat> Rabid is going to anally fist Kao.

<rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now DopeHat.

* because_he_is_busy_wanking has joined #infinity

<because_he_is_busy_wanking> Rabid

<rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now because_he_is_busy_wanking.
#44612 +(867)- [X]One fine day in #support on GamesNET...

<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.

<+[d20]Gau> Clan:  Covert Underground Neutralization Team  #♥♥♥♥

<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.

<+[d20]Gau> ?  Is it too short?

<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "♥♥♥♥"

<+[d20]Gau> "♥♥♥♥"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it

<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #♥♥♥♥

<@Phobius> !#♥♥♥♥ reg [d20]Gau
#44865 +(516)- [X]<+Spoofthemonkey> hello?

<@[TSE]yanki> hi

<@[TSE]yanki> hi

<+Spoofthemonkey> can you guys see what i am typing?

<@[TSE]yanki> no

<@[SHQ]AgentAndy_eating> nope

<+Spoofthemonkey> ? seriously?

<@[TSE]yanki> nope

<+Spoofthemonkey> what can i do to change it so you can see what i type?

<@[TSE]yanki> i dunno, maybe if you leave it will get fixed

Spoofthemonkey «jirc@cs24174148-203.satx.rr.com» has Quit iRC
#46619 +(284)- [X]<cin> i have friends in my bum

<cin> My mum says they're worms

<cin> But I know better
#46811 +(187)- [X]fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole...

fastfido2000: It's SCARY.

Kefka505: ....

Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over.

fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?"

Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;
#47530 +(231)- [X]IVIasterFunk: biacksfourteen

Biax14: iviasterflunk

IVIasterFunk: funk*

IVIasterFunk: bastard

Biax14: D'oh

Biax14: My mistake ;

IVIasterFunk: my ass

Biax14: is smeely

IVIasterFunk: the l is nowhere near the l key

IVIasterFunk: u*

IVIasterFunk: ♥♥♥♥
#54357 +(514)- [X]<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts?  You are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs

<Emily-away> I bet I could.

<Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my ♥♥♥♥ and balls.

<Kevyn> That means I have big balls.

<Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar?   <Homeless Person> :(
#56907 +(270)- [X]<-- FaNt0m_ has quit (Quit: Procrastination is like masturbation; it's all good until you realize you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself.)
#74562 +(160)- [X](peer is an op on IRCNet #mirc...)



* Rose_w (~Personal@c-134-84-89.f.dial.de.ignite.net) has joined #mirc

<Rose_w> *** [10054] Connection reset by peer It's no Joke more

<Rose_w> I can't smile about this

<@Zardos> The server calls all clients for peers  - thus the peer the message refers to is actually your own client.

<@Zardos> What probably happens is, that your connection to the server has problems.

<@Shustrik> no, actually it's Your client who refers to the server as the peer; )

<@Zardos> either your isp or someone else on the network - perhaps the irc server itself..

<Rose_w> so you mean that i can chat without proplens

<@peer> Rose_w, you want my address?

<Rose_w> peer i want a"