"#413 +(430)- [X]<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends.
#1264 +(457)- [X]<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today
#3838 +(601)- [X]<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect.  It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy.

<Potato> I'd even say it bites.

<JDigital> lol kthx
#4633 +(340)- [X]<Kyro> searching for: penis

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#7549 +(1160)- [X][blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out
#7989 +(282)- [X]<br4dh4x0r> if you r 1337, show me your gibson

<br4dh4x0r> wait, that sounds wrong
#9119 +(250)- [X]<Mikado`> dammit

<Mikado`> I misspelled a l33t w3rd

<^cell^> u have brought shame to the l33t community
#10659 +(501)- [X]<pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client

<pplante> hmm what to do what to do

<omega> beat your head repeatedly with a steel post.

<pplante> tried that

<pplante> it didnt solve the problem though

<omega> do it harder, it will solve mine.

<pplante> die
#11066 +(185)- [X]InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once.

The Spunn: did it hurt?

InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid.

InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner.

The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing.

InVerSeX: Exactly.

The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most.

InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy.
#11181 +(848)- [X]<bean2edu>Try seeding the RNG with the current system time, that should help somewhat

<kram>You do know that the numbers generated are still pseudo-random, and not true RNs.  In fact there is no way to generate true random numbers.

<bean2edu>Obviously you've never had your wife balance the checkbook.
#11616 +(189)- [X]<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers
#13315 +(805)- [X]*** Joins: Tallpaul

*** Semper is now known as Smallpaul

*** Smallpaul is now known as Semper

*** Tallpaul is now known as Semper_is_gay

*** Semper is now known as Tallpaul

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*** Tallpaul is now known as Semper

<Semper> I'm a ♥♥♥♥

<Semper> :D
#13723 +(-7)- [X]<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition
#14083 +(472)- [X]<Entwife>  I sometimes think we have one collective mind here that we just pass around occasionally

<Entwife>  when we aren't using it as a coaster or something
#15460 +(221)- [X]<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so we don't have to download stuff for dinner"
#16781 +(448)- [X]<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn?
#22159 +(175)- [X]<skold> i had the wierdest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dream

<skold> me and the gang from scooby doo were strapped to those bed things in the back of some car for a mental institute
#26383 +(76)- [X]<Magus`> XP style

<zinguvok> XP gay stylin'

<Magus`> incorrect

<zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica

<Magus`> incorrect

<zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it...

<zinguvok> you're still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#32960 +(309)- [X]<samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get it done... any help here?

<taleweaver> sure... what do you need?

<samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence?

<taleweaver> george w. bush?
#34422 +(128)- [X]<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden

<Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia

<Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia

<@Cockroach-> lol

<@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern Kentucky. ;)
#40218 +(181)- [X]<pix[word]> anyone know how to search for 'c++' on google?  + is an operator, and doesn't search for that

<cam[home]> search for "c++"

<pix[word]> i did

<pix[word]> does a search for "c "

<cam[home]> not when I did it

<cam[home]> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22c%2B%2B%22

<pix[word]> damn

<pix[word]> i did 'c++'

<pix[word]> not "c++"

<pix[word]> yarrr

<cam[home]> I'm e-mailing your boss telling him you can't even use a search engine, so he needs to hire me
#44977 +(365)- [X]<LARZ_GOD_ME> lets see back 2 gta3 or back to studing

<LARZ_GOD_ME> which one

<darque9> considering your spelling, i'd say "studing"
#45104 +(805)- [X]<The-Pretender> I'm passing judgement on FF8 because I dont like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eye candy. Too many damn graphics

<Golbez> too .. many .. damn .. graphics .. ?"

<Golbez> what the ♥♥♥♥ do you want, pong?

<Golbez> "Fight! White Paddle hits Red Paddle for 4 HP!"
#46630 +(200)- [X]<_Godless_> what can say to the ex that killed a part of you that you'll never get back ... with out souding bitter?
#48377 +(186)- [X]<+SLing> I think I have just won the award for computer stupidity

<Gau> How's that?

<+SLing> ok

<+SLing> I just installed this disk cleanup software that I had ran before with no problems

<+SLing> and I cleaned up a bunch of files

<+SLing> then I restarted because my internet connection was going strange

<+SLing> my computer begins to boot and I see this "NLTDR is mising" error

<+SLing> I had no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ I had done so I popped in my windows 2000 CD and ran a repair install

<+SLing> the repair went fine but when I restarted again I had that error

<+SLing> so I'm like "Oh ♥♥♥♥, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my computer"

<+SLing> I start freaking out

<+SLing> and then I realize

<+SLing> THERES A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNFORMATTED FLOPPY DISK IN MY DISK DRIVE

<+SLing> -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;
#50126 +(295)- [X]<eddy> ahh this new keyboard is a pleasure to ype with

<eddy> :)

<eddy> oops type

<eddy> oh the irony

<G> lol
#54009 +(216)- [X]<rh-Raz_w3rk> if im not married by the time im 30, im going to slaughter a newly married couple

<rh-Raz_w3rk> i like to set goals for myself
#56130 +(270)- [X]<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice

<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now
#58443 +(404)- [X]* SilverH|Work is now known as SilverHorse

<SilverHorse> OMFG

<SilverHorse> I HELD MY DAMN DIAHREA ALL DAMN DAY

<SilverHorse> THEN I JUST GOT HOME

<SilverHorse> IT WAS LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIROSHIMA

<SilverHorse> I mean jesus

<SilverHorse> you could hear the splash across the house

<SilverHorse> it literally covered the entire surface area of my ass

<SilverHorse> japanese people died when I let it go
#62161 +(404)- [X]<Jagfire> I gotta virus

<wwestnilee> speaking of virus

<wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff

<wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff

<Jagfire> o.O

<wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them

<wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn
#65256 +(-68)- [X]NotSpudBoy : http://www.bash.org/?5259

FishingForCoins : haha

FishingForCoins : What's this?

NotSpudBoy : Just a site with a whole bunch of chat quotes.

FishingForCoins : ...

FishingForCoins : http://www.bash.org/?1964

NotSpudBoy : God we're geeks.
#72852 +(-2)- [X]<WerdPerfect> whats up with indian people and java

<WerdPerfect> its like mexicans and yardwork

<WerdPerfect> wtf

<CrotchCapers> hHAHHWF"