"#687 +(377)- [X]<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc

> you mean the NSA not the military

<DaveMann> no the military

<DaveMann> what is nsa

<DaveMann> dont u mean

<DaveMann> nasa
#1271 +(314)- [X]<ez1|#trance> hey anyone who has experience with ecstasi please msg me , rush
#1521 +(-463)- [X](br0kerman) leave him alone

(br0kerman) hes more l33t then u

(br0kerman) he deserves +o

(Skizer) no, he can ♥♥♥♥ off

(Skizer) he deserves +JEW

(br0kerman) why?

(Skizer) cause he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

(Skizer) not even +JEW

(br0kerman) hahah

(Skizer) some jew's are cool

(Skizer) he's gay

(Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#1636 +(612)- [X]<DragonRe> gabe: what i did to you was love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<gabe> maybe in alabama.
#1704 +(1011)- [X]<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
#3757 +(521)- [X]<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?

<Lord-Data> an oxymoron?
#4140 +(268)- [X]<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think

<[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt?

<uneasier> they were heavily drugged

<[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that
#7190 +(1267)- [X]<eff> the noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
#7494 +(148)- [X]<Chrizto> I had too much of this hot sauce last night called "scorned woman"
#7552 +(36)- [X][spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big ♥♥♥♥ instead of me having to show them all the time
#8569 +(105)- [X]<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that?
#8704 +(694)- [X]<prower> check out what i put on e-bay

<tom_> oh god

<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again

<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal
#9403 +(43)- [X]<FOCK> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<FOCK> every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one of these clients  blow

<FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)

<rude> hahah

<CIA> ./action

<rude> dude, throw that trash out

<FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff

<FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS

<rude> maybe you don't need the :

<FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*

<rude> what're you doin' on be?

<FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc clients
#19346 +(142)- [X]<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null

<Tricks> wtf is /dev/null

<Despondent> I don't know, what is it?

<Tricks> i think u do mate

<Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing
#22000 +(362)- [X]<PoisonPen> Ayn Rand is the curdled remains of a black, bitter, shrivelled apple from the tree of hypocrisy growing under the outhouse in the deepest pit of Hell.  She couldn't grope her way out of her own rectum with a flashlight and a copy of Gray's Anatomy.  Her entire rancid philosophy could have been killed if anyone had been brave or desperate enough to stick their penis into that frigid arctic pucker of her ♥♥♥♥.
#22003 +(145)- [X]* LuftHans repeats himself, but it's all verizon's fault :)

(♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) Anyway, llama, as I was about to say before Verizon ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me without so much as the hint of a kiss, . . .
#33292 +(2)- [X]<escoJones> my friend called me last night and said someone keeps canseling his downloads on napster so he asked me how i send them a virus
#36476 +(497)- [X]<trekkie47> u know how my bros comp is the same room as mine right ?

<jbean> yeah

<trekkie47> well my bro was dling pr0n on his computer

<trekkie47> and he just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ left the downloads to go and went to a friends

<trekkie47> then dad went on his computer

<jbean> and then

<trekkie47> i dunno

<trekkie47> he told me to leave

<jbean> hahahaha
#46721 +(205)- [X]<Baker> Can't sleep properly now... was bad rolling over and the missus wasn't there :(

<Vindictive> I wouldn't be able to sleep if someone WAS there to roll on :P

<Baker> Na - its an amazing feeling - rolling over half asleep and getting a cuddle...

<Vindictive> lol, don't know it :P

<Vindictive> Does a cat count?
#51861 +(490)- [X]<Red_Sky> It must have been a slow newsday. The headline for today's paper is 'Suicide Bomber Killed'.
#53854 +(34)- [X]Rann XXV: The "What's regular coffee?" joke isn't just lame... it's paraplegic.
#62685 +(477)- [X]<puppydo> what speed do you burn svcd at?...is 48X ok?

<_super_> 12

<_super_> never 48

<_super_> no

<_super_> never go that fast fools

<_super_> think of the reader

<_super_> give it a break

<_super_> why stress the dvd player

<_super_> trying to read at 48x

<_super_> stupid

<_super_> just slow that ♥♥♥♥ down

<_super_> just because a burner is fast is no reason to go that fast

<_super_> it isnt that fast anyway only on the edges

<_super_> so cd has all kinds of speed on it

<_super_> fluctuates

<_super_> too mnuch

<ciscosyko> wait a minute..are u telling them if they write the cd fast the dvd has to read it at that speed?

<_super_> yes

* ciscosyko stares at super for a minute and wanders off
#63085 +(164)- [X]<ecoli> my ♥♥♥♥ is so big whenever i try to stick it in a girl, it overwrites EIP and she core dumps on my bed. :(
#81849 +(226)- [X]<Derian> haha I knkow

<Derian> knknow?

<Derian> er

<Derian> knknow?

<Derian> damnit

<Derian> knkow

<Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it

<Derian> it keeps coming out knknow

<Derian> instead of knknow

<Derian> er

<Derian> damnit!
#88536 +(298)- [X]<GreenJeanz> Go gnaw on your delicious genitals, Squink.

<Squinky> If I could touch my mouth to my genitals, do you think I'd be HERE?
#89228 +(6221)- [X]* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)

* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)

<@ShowDowN> that is sick

<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in

<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#99771 +(36)- [X]<terra> time to slay the dragon!

* Dezy-chan gts some random asian girl to do crazy action poses while playing!
#103516 +(813)- [X]<B2uc> and why do girls say they want honesty...then don't...like the other night I was like "What would you like to do?...movie or go out to eat?"...it was like "Well what do you want to do?"...I was like "Well if it was up to me...we'd just go home and ♥♥♥♥ and then you could drive yourself home while I catch the last of the ball game"

<B2uc> and then I get a dirty look.
#105296 +(53)- [X]<evilpie> what the ♥♥♥♥ is wtf

<cardcheat> World Trade Federation

<SteamedHams> world trade fire

<cardcheat> Women That ♥♥♥♥

<SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny

<cardcheat> Well, Try Farting

<SteamedHams> What The ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using that word

<SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash
#105473 +(550)- [X]<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning

<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing

<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?

<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
#105590 +(429)- [X]<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine

<[mahn]jooce> and

<[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it was

<Kitsa> lol

<Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it took so long
#117682 +(223)- [X]<Terra> there i was at a donkey stall, there was a sign there saying in english : would u like to ride on your own ass?

<Terra> so i was like ??

<UPC_Nemo> Like?
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