"#558 +(115)- [X]<@xvize> xwin is like an os
#948 +(1460)- [X](jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
#1227 +(1177)- [X]<brian`home> so im takin my shower

<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo

<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO

<brian`home> so i take a swig of it

<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good

<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
#1600 +(549)- [X]<Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday!

<Prae> <Prae> wanna present?

<Prae> <mmp> yes

<Prae> I’m ping flooding him
#2149 +(308)- [X]<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend

<JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water?

<novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends
#4828 +(1043)- [X]<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey?

<DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard
#6690 +(123)- [X]<zork> man sun fsck scares me

<zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED

<zork> OR SALVAGED

<zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK

<zork> etc etc

<phrog> U R SKRWD

<zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW

<shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL

<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL
#6715 +(685)- [X]<Tajador>  I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me
#7269 +(202)- [X](bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game

(bern) what do i do if that happens?

(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!
#7457 +(223)- [X]<mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons?

<dev0n> mp: no. i think my mutual fund will perform better :)
#9465 +(31)- [X]<DogFu> what kernel u have rental

<rental> slackware
#11194 +(233)- [X]*** SpeedySavant is now known as Savant

<Shadow|AFK> faster than a speeding bullet!

<Shadow|AFK> more powerful than a locomotive!

*** Savant (somewhere@385a42df.18d12617.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (Ping timeout)

<Baralu> Ironic :)

<Shadow|AFK> alright a slow locomotive
#20254 +(66)- [X]<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING, TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE
#20924 +(300)- [X]<Chebarak> dude where you live?

<Ildefonse> i live in the netherlands

<Chebarak> right

<Chebarak> so where you live ?
#24066 +(25)- [X]<phat-ta-tat-tat> dis room is borin'

<phat-ta-tat-tat> get sum hoes in here

<hwKP> But i quit being a pimp

<phat-ta-tat-tat> ♥♥♥ it get bak in da game

<phat-ta-tat-tat> da game needs u

<hwKP> but I threw out my platform shoes with the fish inside

<phat-ta-tat-tat> ♥♥♥ it u betta go fishin den
#32956 +(159)- [X]<Gokou-sama> Which reminds me...whenever I get my own house, I'ma have little somewhat fancy glass bottles with a tag around their necks that says "Drink Me". I'll also make current cupcakes that say "Eat Me" in the currents.

<Draconis[TCI]> and all the intrevenous drug needles with have lil "Inject Me" signs

<Gokou-sama> lol that'd be funny

<Gokou-sama> And tie one around my girlfriend's neck (supposing I had one) that said "♥♥♥♥ Me"
#42549 +(562)- [X]Jesus: my girl mastrabates more then i do

Finque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear you explain that one
#46860 +(193)- [X]Rabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to "8==D"

Rabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of signing
#49038 +(615)- [X]<Ed> Noah's Ark, bah.

<Ed> <GOD> DUDE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE... GET A BUNCH OF ANIMALS AND ♥♥♥♥. ALL OF THEM.

<crunchyfish> <God> Gotta catch 'em all!
#49295 +(316)- [X]<Japhro> I like my coffee like I like my women: $2.50
#49953 +(168)- [X]<ljtyk> damn school

<SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs

<ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation

<SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN

<ljtyk> ♥♥♥♥ u l33t boy
#53934 +(399)- [X]<PamelaPeaks> man my assistant is eating some weird ass sausage that smells like farts

<rooster> hrm

<dedd[afk]> yummy

<rooster> weird "ass sausages"

<rooster> or weird ass "sausages"
#59967 +(943)- [X]<stormo> im watching the best movie atm..

<Aurian> why is it so good??

<stormo> any film where a clown ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a nun has got to be good

<Aurian> okay, i now consider myself lucky for not watching it

<Aurian> isn't it meant to be about ninjas???

<stormo> now they're having actual sex

<stormo> yeah

<stormo> the nun is a ninja in disguise

<Aurian> ahh

<Aurian> and who's the clown?

<stormo> another ninja

<stormo> look, i'm not watching this film for it's complex and involved plot
#61239 +(363)- [X]<maff> i know how to curb your childs videogame addiction

<maff> buy them a mac
#71437 +(137)- [X]<jcarle> We don't have SATs in canada.

<jcarle> All our words stop at 6 letters.
#80147 +(167)- [X]Quit» (ZoK) (ZoK@vw22962.iprimus.net.au) (Exit: I LIKE TO GO DOWN TO THE DOG POUND AND PRETEND I'VE FOUND MY DOG, THEN I TELL THEM TO KILL HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE I ALREADY THREW AWAY ALL HIS STUFF. DOG PEOPLE SURE DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.)
#93196 +(742)- [X]<Q> i need a remote control, and when you press a button on it, it makes your female friends stop being weird

<Lestat> I have one of those.

<Lestat> It's called a gun.
#98002 +(23)- [X]<Ryan> Wind Waker sucks.

<Ryan> Seriously.

<Aduin> RYAN

<Aduin> DIE!

<Ryan> Aduin.

<Jesper> Ryan: You suck. Literally. Aduin told me all about it.

<+Legion> Ryan, you are incorrect.

<Ryan> Nevermind..

<+Legion> WW rules ass.

<Ryan> No, i'm not

<+Legion> Tell me why it sucks.

<Aduin> GO LEG!

<+Legion> And if you say graphics, you die.

<Jesper> I think the graphics look better.

<+Legion> Jesper, me too. :)

<Ryan> No, everything about the game sucks, not just the graphics

* Quits: Ryan (Ryan@cloak-2236C47B.dyn.optonline.net) (Killed (Jesper (YOU SAID GRAPHICS)))
#100523 +(53)- [X]<Vangalisk> Gawd, if that american idle ♥♥♥♥ got any heavier rotation her makeup is going to fly off her face in large cakes
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#146192 +(64)- [X]<Raptor> ---

<Raptor> very funny ad...

<Raptor> and is alien-homonoid coming to Gamecube or PS2 or both?

<Raptor> Because they are both very fine systems and X-Box,Well... It can rot in hell with Bill Gates, The evilest man to walk the earth.

<Raptor> ---

<Raptor> Yes, compared to Bill Gates, Ghengis Khan was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saint, and don't even get me started on some Chinese Emperors and Stalin, they could be like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jesus! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that Bill Gates is a plight upon man.

<Ross> Hey now, Ghengis Khan did a lot of good

<Ross> He made Russia rich, and re-opened the silk road

<Ross> AND he killed 800,000 arabs in a week
#173682 +(267)- [X]marek: hey, this is great. we finally have our own chatroom on irc.

marek: now we can be on bash with our amazingly witty retorts, counter retorts, and general repartee!

Palladia: ♥♥♥
#177969 +(-932)- [X](Ninja_Mo) definition of irony"

(Ninja_Mo) <Oedipus> Sup mofo?
#213586 +(1704)- [X]<BlastuR> i'm new to C++ (and C), and I want to learn C++. I've got Visual C++. It seems to me that a lot of stuff compiles even if you mix C and C++ code.. is there any way I can set the compiler in strict C++ mode, I don't want to learn C/C++ mix mode ;)

<qDotWork> BlastuR: You need a segregating compiler

<qDotWork> I think the KKK has one on their website.

<qDotWork> Also, name your functions things like "NoCHere" and "CGoHome" and "CIsTheImpureRace", to let C know that you'll have"