"#461 +(409)- [X]<Theseus> get the free like 10 CDs they give you

<Theseus> then write a letter to them signed under your parents name saying you burned all those satan music CDs, and to never send mail to that address again
#1857 +(428)- [X]<oktane> whoa. I just took a ♥♥♥♥ the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious.
#2242 +(171)- [X]<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a plot

<|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds
#4493 +(-16)- [X]<Ear{code}> CAPS ON CARBON DIXOIDE LIMITS THE NUMBER OF ARABS WE KILL.
#5407 +(418)- [X]<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this minor setback
#7177 +(140)- [X]<Tyson> kegs rule

<Tyson> im gonna marry one

<Mousey> ill have an affair with it
#7706 +(290)- [X]archon > man, that was fun

archon > hooray for hack tools and logs

z0e > lumberjack blowjob?
#8058 +(157)- [X]<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care?

<evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, ♥♥♥♥♥. and I didn't even get a thank you.
#8080 +(416)- [X]<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you could only use the tip of it, not even that if it was in proportion, it would be reeeeal easy to get damaged, you'd have lag problems with sensations along it's length, and it would make you pass out upon erection :P

<z_evil1> mind you, you might be able to hang yourself with a 3m dong

<z_evil1> imagine that for a front page headline

<Bug> tie it round.. get an erection.. it'll do all the work..

<z_evil1> "IRC addicted freak hangs self with genitals"
#8300 +(1287)- [X]<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live?

<kat-moffobsessing> SONGS!
#8735 +(596)- [X]<arfmcbarf> i'm gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget

<arfmcbarf> i.e., how to integrate ln x from 0 to infinity

<arfmcbarf> first you get the antiderivitive

<arfmcbarf> of ln(x)

<arfmcbarf> i.e., 1/x

<arfmcbarf> then i forget the rest
#8902 +(282)- [X]<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me!

* Warlord dies
#9019 +(-84)- [X]<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry

<hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did
#9253 +(309)- [X]centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now

RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just thrown in there to comfort me

centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it

<PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my ♥♥♥♥♥ is floopy, no one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
#15517 +(34)- [X]<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.

<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.
#16196 +(428)- [X]<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer?
#20318 +(212)- [X]<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast

<roninFool> steve: ha ha

<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?
#22225 +(119)- [X]<MrP-> hmm i was talking to a 15 year old female about enemas, isnt that illegal or something?
#33104 +(1132)- [X]<mem-out> .=~

<mem-out> flea with a flamethrower

<wob> ^- idiot with a keyboard
#34280 +(737)- [X]<wizardofaaahs> I smoke during sex

<martha> wiz, slow down and use a lubricant
#36792 +(257)- [X]<UmbraSG> Second, you are jealous of my 2" penis?

<Ibuki> wtf

<Ibuki> 2 inches is not a penis

<Ibuki> it's a large clit
#36827 +(14)- [X]<Noztop> eastern european on women accents are better

<Noztop> plus they'd probably ♥♥♥♥ you for a can of coke
#37407 +(163)- [X]<Salmon Gurl>I like gays because their funny and nice to be with. Thats why I'm not a lezbian.

<Salmon Gurl>Guys....I ment guys....
#43491 +(540)- [X]<@Fat-Burrick> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
#46014 +(572)- [X]* Sock_Monkee deletes some games

<Sock_Monkee> w00t.....freed over a gig

<Sock_Monkee> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sim theme park and jedi knight and q3

<Sock_Monkee> !

<Sock_Monkee> my porn was in q3!
#48957 +(402)- [X]<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!!

<Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......
#50216 +(127)- [X]<@Ixnorp> LEGOS!!!

<@Ixnorp> you better not even be THINKING talking trash about legos =P

<@Ixnorp> Kj mentioned Duplos which are like Legos for retarded children

<HermyCZ> nope. Legos are cool- you screaming out 'Legos' in ecstasy caught me off guard.  ;P

<@Ixnorp> ohhh~~~  legos~~  oh oh OOOOH LEGOS!!!!! *spurt*

<Kjorteo> Hmm.  If you think about it, you could make an interesting sex toy out of legos.  You'd need to do something about the sharp jagged corners of the rectangular design, of course, but if you can take care of that, the bump things they have on the surface to put more legos on...hee, yeah.  It's like the next step up from being ribbed. :-b

<@Ixnorp> Kj: but "dotted for her pleasure" doesnt exactly have the same ring

<Kjorteo> WHat's more important, the jingle or how the thing feels when it's stuffed inside you? ;b
#58132 +(777)- [X]<Valas> i think my family left me and went on vaction

<Valas> nobody has answered the phone for 3 days

<Fulmanar> lol

<Valas> and my bro hasnt been home either

<Valas> this is what they did on thanksgiving

<Valas> they all went to toronto and didnt tell me

<Valas> and came back 2 days later

<Valas> i should leave a suicide note and run away for like a month, and come back and tell them "See how it feels you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥"

<Fulmanar> lmao
#59744 +(217)- [X]<+Tincan> omega could code his way out of a straight jacket!

<@omega> out?

<+Tincan> yeah i guess

<+Tincan> i dunno i just thought of it

<@omega> dude, the rate im going, im going to be coding myself INTO a straight jacket.

<+Tincan> lolol
#81378 +(295)- [X]<Gwuffy> yay getting new linkin park album

<CoRDS> are you about to break?

<Gwuffy> nope

<Gwuffy> but im one step closer

<CoRDS> thats way too much angst for one person

<devkev> he needs a little room to breathe
#81744 +(289)- [X]<seaslug> the amish pick wierd names for their towns

<seaslug> for example, i've been to intercourse, pennsylvania

<ctkrohn> If there was a town named "sex" in Maine, it would be written on am envelope as Sex ME

<seaslug> it goes without saying that i've never been to intercourse

<bpt> "How did your trip go?" "I never made it to Orgasm"
#81847 +(285)- [X]<Xero_Omega>I can imagine a Micro$oft coffee mug, you buy it, and after 2 mugs of coffee, a 2-inch steel plate slides out, preventing you from drinking anymore until you register your mug.
#82115 +(503)- [X]<|mac|> Had a job in Govt, my mind misfired, I got fired, Maryland says if you get fired from state service cant come back for 3 years

<SideShow_Mike> mac did you chainsaw kill someone at work? I thought it was damn near impossible to get fired form those jobs.

<|mac|> no sideshowmike I had a nervous breakdown and ♥♥♥♥ on my supervisors desk

<clay45> whoa
#98010 +(26)- [X][+JM_LOL8] Good thing I have LOTS of HD

[@Tabitha] My penis is bigger than your HD.

[@Tabitha] We should all merge our penises into one big, superpenis.
#100415 +(1499)- [X]<windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash card to have more"