"#856 +(528)- [X]<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?

<fs`> is that an emu?
#871 +(537)- [X]<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets

<AlmtyBob> sucks
#1341 +(303)- [X]<SPD-DMN> i wanna get a 6.5L turbo-diesel and like.. put it into a honda accord

<SPD-DMN> or is that.. put a honda accord into a 6.5L turbo-diesel?
#1384 +(309)- [X]<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright

<D1> whats a penis without hands???
#2355 +(446)- [X]<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and ♥♥♥♥

<sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three"

<sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it
#3706 +(219)- [X]<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees

<+Xta-C> i tried to shag a wasp :/
#5501 +(287)- [X]<maff> word to your mother.

<maff> especially on mothers day.
#6120 +(295)- [X]* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff

<zeitgeist> lol

<zeitgeist> stuff huh

<ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex
#7199 +(92)- [X]<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for

<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1

<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me
#7282 +(625)- [X]( Fuzzy     ) i love the internet

( Fuzzy     ) i just found a resturant, checked the menu, read two reviews, made a booking and found out exactly where it is

( Fuzzy     ) i'd confidently say that the internet is going to get me laid tonight

( Fuzzy     ) thoroughly laid

( `46and2   ) wow... and here i was just using it for pr0n
#7568 +(216)- [X]<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations

<sneak> i'm talking about apache
#8007 +(385)- [X]<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?

<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.

<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe

<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.

<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob

<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours

<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.

<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...

<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.

<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob

<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries

<geekie> right.
#9596 +(410)- [X]<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337

<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369

<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?

<@PikaChan> yes i did
#10943 +(327)- [X]barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over

barry: woo

Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?

Zaren: </rimshot>
#13405 +(491)- [X]<Synikal> i do lawns

<mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences

<Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost

<mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade of grass will be there saying "daddy?"

<Synikal> lol
#13629 +(569)- [X]<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.
#15837 +(430)- [X]<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.

<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, ♥♥♥♥."
#16786 +(474)- [X]<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.
#17950 +(141)- [X]<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up and leave
#22253 +(482)- [X]<error[dw]> you are a SICK SICK MAN

<GuyIncognito> It's delicious.  Can only find it in Philadelphia/Delaware area.

<GuyIncognito> About two years back, they ACTUALLY HAD ON THE LABEL of Hormel Scrapple "No pig anus!"

<AvatarADV> Man, how poor do you have to be to voluntarily eat something that has "no pig anus!" on the label and consider it a selling point?
#24967 +(338)- [X]<RevengePimpy> i found a lifestyles condom in my car

<RevengePimpy> in the back seat

<RevengePimpy> I can't reamber the last time someone rode in the back seat

<RevengePimpy> maybe someone broke into my car to ♥♥♥♥ or something

<RevengePimpy> it boggles my mind
#32538 +(283)- [X]<Skuzzi> swing programah swing programah saaawwwwiiiiing programa

<j0e> Skuzzi: my opinion of your mental status remains unchanged.
#39183 +(389)- [X]<fanf1> linux is more compatible with unix than windows is with windows
#40092 +(204)- [X]<Logic_BomB> scary

<Logic_BomB> my brother just corrected the spelling of analy

<Logic_BomB> and i wonder why he has only male friends at times......

<Logic_BomB> and here i was thinking all the yelling from the vents i hear is just them playing quake3
#40948 +(157)- [X]<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http://www.bash.org/?7755

<Mike`away> bash is back up??

<Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links
#42666 +(16)- [X]<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHh

<MrSaturn> it blew up in a freak accident

<MrSaturn> i must restard my computer is on fire

<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

* MrSaturn has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

<poik007> seems funny
#49048 +(400)- [X]<timer> my penis has a linux distribution on it

<defz> minix?
#58428 +(-21)- [X]<HitlerYouth88> all i want is a white girl for xmas :(
#58894 +(1000)- [X]<GamespitterZ420> i wanted to know why your name is blue and why it has an @in front of it?

<@Shadoe> I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smurf with a tumor

<GamespitterZ420> damn sorry dude my condolences
#62988 +(1749)- [X]<RushMore> ♥♥♥♥ yuo

<RushMore> ♥♥♥♥ yuo

<RushMore> ♥♥♥ kyou

<Diablo1399> okay rushmore, you've tried to say "♥♥♥♥ you" 3 times now

and you still can't get it

<RushMore> twice

<RushMore> the seconds was a repeat of the first

<Diablo1399> whatever, you're still retarded

<RushMore> ♥♥♥♥ you
#70300 +(72)- [X]<bigcalm> are anal probes fun?

<Tesko> only if they are generious with the lube
#85935 +(620)- [X]BobbyC> I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to them if they weren't my friends moms.

BobbyC> But there's something about, "Here kids, have a snack..." you know?

BobbyC> Is ANYONE with me on this?
#106500 +(325)- [X]<Nicoli_t> Urgh... i feel like such a geek...

<Nicoli_t> so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres this big like gothic building...

<Nicoli_t> all these little ledges and ♥♥♥♥...

<Nicoli_t> So I looked at it... and said to myself "you know what... that would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal...

<Nicoli_t> i could like, climb that with the translocater easily..."

<logical_or> lol, geek

<Nicoli_t> thats okay, my friend started identifying what the radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack.

<logical_or> ROFL
#107111 +(862)- [X]* +bulitpruf is AFK, playing horseshoes wit my blind uncle and his midget son

* +sab0t is AFK, playing horseshoes with my midget son & my gay nephew
#127406 +(733)- [X]<hitman> I met some dude at the last meet

<hitman> and I'm like

<hitman> "do you ever go on irc?"

<hitman> and he's like

<hitman> "I did once, but this dude hitman kept talking smack"
#136929 +(763)- [X]Axion: u know

Axion: one day

Axion: the FBI's gonna bang down my door thinking im a pedophile

Axion: and then realize im only 16

Axion: lol

Alucard: bwahahaha
#169607 +(1501)- [X](SnapScan): hablais español?

(Picasso-): I would like TWO soft tacos and a large pepsi
#177850 +(683)- [X]<kiwi> once i skipped

<Alby_Fox> she has no idea when sh"