"#650 +(459)- [X]<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows?
#1051 +(554)- [X](Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is swapping like a hot couple during the 60's
#1103 +(334)- [X]<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers

*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)
#1609 +(855)- [X]<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza

stuff on them but the normal sized ones do?

<Prae> to make an observation like that

<Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs
#1630 +(514)- [X](mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like ass
#2037 +(720)- [X]<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them.  otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction
#2114 +(92)- [X]<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet
#2551 +(348)- [X]<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much extra do they get paid to say that they do?
#3022 +(296)- [X][00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens'
#3320 +(2049)- [X]<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee

<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great!  Growing so fast!

<spd-dmn> aw

<spd-dmn> got any pics?

<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?

<KK-> lol

<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?

<spd-dmn> ahaha

<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy

<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?

<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?

<spazzer> ♥♥♥♥

<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women
#3695 +(380)- [X]<CorranFox> but I wanted to ask something about a certain girl... who likes me

<CorranFox> its been buggin me for a while

<CorranFox> well since last night anyways

<CorranFox> care to listen?

<Slant> Sure. Do tell.

<scummo> "See.. her name's 'my mom'...
#3706 +(219)- [X]<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees

<+Xta-C> i tried to shag a wasp :/
#4395 +(641)- [X]<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive facial hair in a tiedye t-shirt, shorts, and sandals saying "You can't use that distribution MAN" "You can't like, own an OS, MAN"
#5542 +(1811)- [X][guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
#7116 +(54)- [X]* *@michael decides that given two evils, x and y, where x=cherry jolly ranchers and y=apple jolly ranchers, y<x
#10203 +(907)- [X]<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.
#10490 +(166)- [X]<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over Liberache's online

presence.

<Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while.
#10682 +(600)- [X]<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope

<Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri.

<Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.
#11177 +(668)- [X]<Gav3in> I've been in Taipei though, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does it have a big chinatown
#15655 +(251)- [X]<Mystery> singapore is nice

<_eight> ♥♥♥♥♥ is so cheap there.

<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore

<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat

<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries.
#17255 +(215)- [X]<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer what to do

<isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts

<NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really fast will it go to a porn site?

<isajeep> you can do that nick

<NickBlasta> sweet
#17291 +(1152)- [X]<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what does he first say to him?

<NickBlasta> stfu noob

<Setzer> stfu noob

<CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"

<CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t

<DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi of it, and rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!"

<CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with arrow* LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow* pwned!

<[H]Slacker> divx?

<NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1

<CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the ♥♥♥♥ knocks the armor down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob!
#22068 +(261)- [X]<Mephistol> irn

<Mephistol> burn in hell

<Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/

<Mephistol> and my mom came in

<Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the screen

<Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think you're gay

<Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay

<Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help

<irn> ahahah
#23470 +(101)- [X]<D1> we used to have "Secret Massages" in english class

<kisama> where you'd rub the guy's ♥♥♥♥

<kisama> under the desks

<D1> extacly!
#26541 +(119)- [X]<DireBadger> Public Enemy in effect @ Nation, 9/19

<DireBadger> one of the bands playing with them is "Blackalicious"

<argent> Blackalicious is pretty good

<DireBadger> argent: are they like a De la Soul type band?

<argent> DireBadger: yes, in that they are black.
#40118 +(324)- [X]<ZephyrX> she's "barely legal"

<[SOHK]FATTY> i think i balled a 16 yr old this summer

<[SOHK]FATTY> she said that she was 18

<[SOHK]FATTY> i dont think so

<[SOHK]FATTY> she looked young in the morn

<ZephyrX> did she say "oops i'm late for class"

<[SOHK]FATTY> no

<[SOHK]FATTY> she said

<[SOHK]FATTY> can u drive me to school

<ZephyrX> lol

<[SOHK]FATTY> hehe

<[SOHK]FATTY> and when i did

<[SOHK]FATTY> it said  Jr.. on the school
#45341 +(1336)- [X]<Lothodrus> time for the sleeping

<Lothodrus> night

*** Lothodrus has left #rpgfan

<Flik> I ought to join him

<Flik> Well...not literally join him...but join him in thought

<Flik> Not that I would be thinking about sleeping with him, though...

<Flik> ...

* Flik sobs quietly
#46962 +(364)- [X]<@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with small tits trying to lick their nipples?
#49610 +(367)- [X]SwEeTi6724: Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions.

XDarkMindedX: Amateurs...
#50388 +(10)- [X]<+datafreak> im sure the thrust of my semen has improved, it got as far as the monitor
#50767 +(907)- [X]<hazza-> there was a young vampire named mable 

<hazza-> who's periods where really quite stable 

<hazza-> and every full moon

<hazza-> she'd get out a spoon

<hazza-> and drink herself under the table

<|iCARUS> sick bastard

<|iCARUS> i like it tho :0
#58722 +(163)- [X]<TsN|Wildchild> yes Im a nerd... Im pushing 30 and I enjoy playing video games, so sue me ♥♥♥♥♥

<TsN|AgentABC> im pushing 16 WC, i feel you pain

<TsN|Wildchild> thats puberty abc it will pass
#74090 +(399)- [X]<Schatten|DRUNK> I think 'strong' describes the Akira soundtrack best.

<ignatios> or "Japanese"

<Schatten|DRUNK> shut up
#80024 +(456)- [X]<MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS?

<MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!!

<MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!
#80655 +(383)- [X]<Aventura1> what does b8 actually mean?

<StndRain> You have to master it to find out
#81845 +(93)- [X]* ^sensual_male^ is a sexy 20.m.melb, any mums or dads, wanna watch me make love to their young daughter? msg me now
#81966 +(233)- [X]<comm> what did r."