"#141 +(2277)- [X]<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her
#299 +(546)- [X]<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug

<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation
#881 +(2381)- [X]<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, gnore ?
#953 +(1787)- [X](Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"

* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
#4724 +(298)- [X]* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly

<Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary

<furan> haha
#5648 +(385)- [X]<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair
#5988 +(305)- [X]<rmalink> are you feeling any better?

<dep01> no... not really..

<rmalink> you know what it is?  allergies...

<dep01> no, you know what it is?  the crippling depression..
#6662 +(214)- [X]<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable

<jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!?

<jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style
#7118 +(71)- [X]<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like ♥♥♥♥♥ tomorrow, im going to be furious

<HowLeTT> seriously
#7239 +(561)- [X]<fo0bar> ♥♥♥♥, how do I contact the IRS?

<egon> cheat on your taxes... they'll contact you.
#7570 +(80)- [X]<foop> shower --hot --wet &
#8077 +(277)- [X]<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the actual topic of conversation?

*** Madeleine changes topic to '♥♥♥♥ all, as usual'

<Madeleine> set that to keeptopic, forever
#9157 +(362)- [X]Moonli3756 :  my butt looks 100 times better than your face

Shaboobooboo :  and gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over 10 million times more
#10846 +(802)- [X]<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.

<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters.
#27388 +(-17)- [X]<SmMeTh> im more VERY bi-polar

<SmMeTh> heh

<Eightba||> lol, more very bi-polar

<brainwreck> schizophrenia is a physical malady that only manifests mental problems as a symptom

<soup> i used to hear ppl screaming and a man whispering to me about blood when i was younger does that make me schizo?

<NastyNate> more like gay-polar ROFLMAO

<Eightba||> lol

<soup> lolo nate

<soup> you are to witty for your own good
#40430 +(164)- [X](matthardy) mxlbody: i have been in trouble for irc'ing @ work

(matthardy) mxlbody: like my fat boss came in and there was someone on IRC

(matthardy) going "YOUR FAT BOSS"

(matthardy) and she saw it

(matthardy) she didn't let on , but i saw she was hurt

(matthardy) and i was laughing inside but scared
#42806 +(175)- [X]<Cav> just typical geek/male "my ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than yours"

<milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually  the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs.

<Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing
#44809 +(205)- [X]<blender> mmm halloween candy

<BloodNose> kid

<blender> adult

<sevr> sounds like a match made in nambla to me

* BloodNose moves closer to blender

* blender runs in horror
#46721 +(205)- [X]<Baker> Can't sleep properly now... was bad rolling over and the missus wasn't there :(

<Vindictive> I wouldn't be able to sleep if someone WAS there to roll on :P

<Baker> Na - its an amazing feeling - rolling over half asleep and getting a cuddle...

<Vindictive> lol, don't know it :P

<Vindictive> Does a cat count?
#47557 +(144)- [X]<demonrest> anyone know of a site that would be good to find out if there is a .net activation bypass?

<Jaykul> demonrest?

<Jaykul> you're not asking for warez HERE, are you?

<Daemon> he already got the warez

<Daemon> he needs the crack
#47834 +(111)- [X]<MiniMizer> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<MiniMizer> my hands are freezing

<MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now

<MiniMizer> bbl
#51104 +(107)- [X]<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty bastard ;)

<Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my lap?

<CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass?

<Tarrasque> no, because i get no other ♥♥♥♥♥ this close.
#57143 +(98)- [X]<wankel> can anyone try and get a cd-key for me ive tryed and had no luck its for soldier of fortune 2

<maestro> wankel: can anyone try going to your local wal-mart and BUYING THE DAMN SOFTWARE?

<maestro> if you want to warez it, at least put some effort into it :)
#65674 +(174)- [X]<Deke> i want impossible creatures

<[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club

<Deke> ..

<Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now?
#70473 +(332)- [X]<jay> when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318, because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her not to cause any trouble

<adam> yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel
#70667 +(451)- [X]<Zeal> Ignorance is bliss. :]

<devilsad> Ignorance is leaning out the car window at 100 miles per hour, feeling the wind in your hair... then hitting a pole.

<Brass> Ignorance is watching the instant replay, and hoping the guy makes the catch this time.
#71996 +(370)- [X][Tom] That was unexpected

[Tom] I was playing with my pen

[Tom] And it just exploded

[ReDeeMeR] Quite the contrary; usually if you 'play' with your 'pen' enough, it will 'explode'
#72922 +(354)- [X]<myne> has anyone else seen the mpeg of tubgirl?

<myne> It is the closest I have ever come to throwing up on a screen

<myne> it is sooo much wronger than the jpeg

<myne> it was in my sisters inbox of all places

<@toe2toe> a) you dont have a sister

<@toe2toe> b) you ARE a sister

<@toe2toe> c) i hate you

<myne> I'll opt for C as it is the most correct answer

<@toe2toe> they werent options
#73571 +(1453)- [X]<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1

*** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)
#76251 +(208)- [X]<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew chunks

<Strife> chunks = your boyfriend?
#78807 +(184)- [X]<Seaf> I found someone had uploaded a video titled "REAL Muff Diving." I'll leave it at that.

<Gau> erm

<Gau> did they go off a diving board?

<Gau> or was it their wife giving birth played in reverse

* Gau giggles at that idea

* Gau groans as the metal image sets in

<Gau> BRB... Malox time.

<SkySoldier> Gau, you are a strange man.
#81854 +(222)- [X]<Kasugai>  Oh my...  I seem to have spilled vodka all over myself

<joust>  Kasugai's remaining brain cells must be delighted
#86065 +(526)- [X]<CommanderStab> Man, all of these supposed "free PHP hosting" sites and not one of them is any good >_<

<CommanderStab> WTF?

<Riku> o.o

<CommanderStab> Hungarian?!

<CommanderStab> These guys actually have INTERNET?!

<CommanderStab> Man, I can't read this ♥♥♥♥ >_<

<CommanderStab> I have the greatest idea for a site

<CommanderStab> Say that we ofer 1000mb of fre PHP hosting

<CommanderStab> Then when they submit their information we keep their password and username and don't give them a site

<CommanderStab> Then we build a massive database of usernames and poasswords

<CommanderStab> Then we create a program to goes to every site on the itnernet that requires a password and get it to try all of the user/passes we have on every site

<CommanderStab> Then we blackmail the people because no doubt some of the sites are like sick porn sites and we'll have their email addresses

<CommanderStab> And we use the money that we get out of the blackmail to actually BUY some decent hosting

<CommanderStab> So I don'"