"#37 +(2145)- [X]<iln> cd earlyteen
#1574 +(666)- [X]<jessafk> ;) your just too smart for me

<tress> you're grammar astounds me
#1727 +(1668)- [X]<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?

<amsea_> 17:06

<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?
#3327 +(440)- [X]<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?

<feerit> .gay
#3681 +(301)- [X]<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some ♥♥♥♥. 17.50 would buy a new house

<Ouroboros> What's a house?
#4239 +(216)- [X]<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day

<Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored
#4718 +(915)- [X]<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should the block be 2048?

<DCBastard> leave the advanced tab alone

<DCBastard> if you were advanced you'd know how to use it
#4913 +(261)- [X]<Conjure> closed minded idiots

<Conjure> playing with feces owns
#5804 +(666)- [X]<+mirkin> does anybody know if it is possible using ms access to create a report which shows the records of a table

<+mirkin> but shows 3 columns across the page

<+mirkin> i.e

<+mirkin> record 1        record 2        record 3

<+mirkin> record 4        record 5        record 6

<+GoodScrat> That is impossible

<+GoodScrat> Computers are not that far advanced yet
#6484 +(167)- [X]<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can

<luna> imagine it!

<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall

<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
#6719 +(233)- [X]<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked?

<jeffx> me!

<dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think
#6912 +(399)- [X]<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?

<xf> Because that is what psychos do.

<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?

<xf> Because that is where psychos live.
#8757 +(548)- [X]<Kurt> Good day prospective employer, I am both smarter than a hatful of periwinkles and prettier than two bags of smashed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.  Fail to employ me at your own risk.
#9100 +(218)- [X]* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory

* Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o;
#10860 +(909)- [X]<rds|squall> im italian plz help me
#12088 +(36)- [X]<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles.
#12290 +(434)- [X]<DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . .

<DMA57361> every company everywhere has a least 1 person called "Dave"

<DMA57361> phone up a random company, ask for "Dave" and there will be one
#14627 +(244)- [X]*** Lachlann was kicked by Gromph (omg , are u illeterate?)
#17771 +(25)- [X]<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets

<suffocate> under linux

<suffocate> ???
#18493 +(214)- [X]<nein> what unix o.s. should i install on a 486 with 7megs ram?

<nein> laptop

<A-KO> Trashcan with kernel I.7.5u-ck.5

<A-KO> :)

<nein> is that a free download?

<nein> heheh

<nein> will it run aol?
#22260 +(130)- [X]<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik

<Atreides> stupid gms..

<[Blitzkrieg]> lol

<Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik?

<Atreides> yep
#23397 +(814)- [X]<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey

<Munkey> looks worse

<MuNkEy`> no way

<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it

<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase

<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?

<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.
#24967 +(338)- [X]<RevengePimpy> i found a lifestyles condom in my car

<RevengePimpy> in the back seat

<RevengePimpy> I can't reamber the last time someone rode in the back seat

<RevengePimpy> maybe someone broke into my car to ♥♥♥♥ or something

<RevengePimpy> it boggles my mind
#34225 +(13)- [X]<deadkode> rent-a-center is funny as hell

<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth

<deadkode> who the ♥♥♥♥ rents a couch

> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp

<RageFury> Who the ♥♥♥♥ puts pics of missing kids on their website?

<deadkode> free till payday

<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
#36466 +(333)- [X]<sup3rh3r0> kali: give me your user name and password and I'll test it

<kali> yes, that's what it is!

<kali> supadupakali, surge

<sup3rh3r0> (email address censored)

<tima> heh

<sadielady> haha

<WhtCastle> heh

<p3t3_> hehe

<zombidwee> hahahaha

<zombidwee> mwahahhahah

<tima> smrt

<Valandra> whoops

<kali> uh, that's probably bad to say since surge is like my password for everything, huh

<WhtCastle> LOL

<Tony> hah

<p3t3_> HAHAH
#43832 +(141)- [X]<miki> hey pinkmonkey has spelling and grammar mistakes in it's summaries!

<miki> I don't even have to re-write it into my own words!
#52716 +(350)- [X]<@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy

<@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P

<@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular

<@Alice`> "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT GUY HAS TWO LEGS OMFG WTF LOOOOL BONG 420"
#58967 +(137)- [X]<The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... :/

<The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to get room for all the new shi.... toys

<Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday.  They got heaps!  Yesterday was cleanup day

<The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents from #xmas :/
#74534 +(459)- [X]<Graceless> I've learned that I cannot make someone love me. All I can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
#74988 +(233)- [X]<Ayisha> Hm.  You know magazines are overusing the suffix '-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core' band...

<Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD

<Freyer> lol..

<Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn

<Hiryuu> Cereal porn

<Ayisha> lol O.o

<Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials?

<Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat chains, ropes and spikes!"

<Ayisha> O.o;;

<Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.
#75384 +(309)- [X]<Quoth> i thought MacOS was a breakfast cereal
#81152 +(338)- [X]<mconp> ?

<mconp> yes?

<copeaway> its jewellery.....

<copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983.....

<copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm word........

<copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i repeated.......

<copeaway> and went into drugs and ♥♥♥♥.........

<mconp> because

<copeaway> stuffed up my damm life

<copeaway> i hate jewellery
#86135 +(37)- [X]* freebs is playing [ Fiddler On The Roof - If I Were A Rich Man ] ¤ M[X]S

<aNuBiS-> lol

<freebs> i'm very eclectic

<freebs> well if it's spelt right

<aNuBiS-> that fancy speak for, gay?
#106144 +(125)- [X]<MetalWyrm> every 2 minutes I wil post random quotes from bash.org because I am a complete and total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#109501 +(294)- [X]<drag-n> system uptime: 16h43m40s

<drag-n> the sad thing is

<drag-n> i've been at the pc the whole time.
#111338 +(16848)- [X]<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

<JonJonB> Let's see the results...



<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.

<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything



<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.



<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes."