"#70 +(1131)- [X]* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
#1794 +(267)- [X]<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos?
#1995 +(366)- [X]<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying

<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work

<Digested> and laughing at them

<Digested> :D

<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents

<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can

<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home

<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh

<MadHatter> hehe
#3635 +(1059)- [X]<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
#4287 +(979)- [X]<memo> > Would you like to go ♥♥♥♥ yourself? (Y/N)

<Foxie> Y

<Foxie> Y

<Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN
#4450 +(317)- [X]<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.
#5699 +(450)- [X]<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD

<Khross{killme}> O_O

<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY

<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.
#6703 +(677)- [X]<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Say My Name.mp3]-[4.34mb/4m 30s]

<Dynamo> [Pet Music - 04 - Warm Hugs.mp3]-[5.23mb/5m 26s]

<Dynamo> No one saw Destiny's Child, or Pet Music, aight?

<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Independent Woman Part 1.mp3]-[3.6mb/3m 44s]

<Dynamo> [Pet Music - 08 - Chasing Clouds.mp3]-[4.4mb/4m 35s]

<Dynamo> This PC must hate me.
#7244 +(426)- [X]<Grum_Trivia> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of trivia

<Grumman> imagine that
#15930 +(327)- [X]<intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...

<intokbles> im from argentina,

<nobody> its ok jose

<intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof

<nobody> : )

<nobody> actually it is goof
#16053 +(24)- [X]<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est

<GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a quick cam?
#16110 +(-1)- [X]<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?
#16772 +(-26)- [X]{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such a complex emotion
#22535 +(749)- [X]<CrdStang> Oh dear

<CrdStang> Oh ♥♥♥♥ dear no

<CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away
#26357 +(267)- [X]*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.'

(@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs

(@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them?

(@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot man, seriously.

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes.

(@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor?

(@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side.

(@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
#27025 +(541)- [X]<bionic_6) Dude never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
#27608 +(463)- [X]<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab

<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange ♥♥♥♥

<Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it

<Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
#29693 +(147)- [X]* Amuck50 designs some magic items for a D&D campaign

<Amuck50> heheh Arrows of Nuking.....

<Kyle> ♥♥♥♥ ring of glory.

<Amuck50> ♥♥♥♥ ring of +2 protection
#34315 +(1026)- [X]<murder`> lol i just got the rot password to the linux machine running the network im on

<m0zzie> you mean root pass?

<murder`> yea whatever its called do u know some cool commands like to hack ppl?

<m0zzie> try this one.. rm -rf /etc

<phoenix> rofl

<murder`> that one just paused for ages and came up with a few forbidden msgs

<murder`> got any better ones?

<m0zzie> hmm.. try rm -rf /root

<murder`> that one just paused for a bit again, dont u know any to really hack someone?

<agent3> lol

<m0zzie> ugh, ok I guess you're gonna keep harrassing us until we tell you how to hack people aren't you?

<murder`> yep

<m0zzie> ok do this exactly without the quotes: "rm -rf /home" then do "shutdown -h now"

<murder`> k sweet man thx!!

[n] Quit [murder`]-[Read error: Connection reset by peer]

<m0zzie> I'm a bastard.
#34365 +(410)- [X]<ALIVE> what was adams punishment for eating apple

<MrMan> work

<MrMan> pain

<Kaiti> death

<ana> death

<Bayls> he lost ops
#34663 +(568)- [X]<RushMore> ♥♥♥♥, i was in physics and near ♥♥♥♥ myself

<RushMore> THe place went black, and i thought i crashed

<RushMore> THEN a light came on, and i saw a ball dropping, but it was only at like 8fps

<RushMore> I thought "♥♥♥♥, i need a new graphics card"

<RushMore> Then i found out, the teacher turned out all the lights, put on a strobe light at 8flashes/s and dropped a ball so you could see its accelleration

<RushMore> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
#34694 +(2171)- [X]<`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.

<bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work

<bUdDyLeE> watch

<bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life?

<`Frieza> yes

<bUdDyLeE> elaborate

<`Frieza> no

<bUdDyLeE> fair enough.
#36368 +(241)- [X]<gh0z> Microsoft gives you windows, linux gives you the whole house
#36775 +(-1)- [X]<ThreeZee> woo

<ThreeZee> overcocked!

<ThreeZee> lol

<ThreeZee> CLOCk

<ThreeZee> my bad

<ThreeZee> hehe
#41331 +(497)- [X]<dunn> why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online

<uno> are you getting philosophical on us dunn?
#41822 +(164)- [X]<gate> you're working on a degree in politics, dont call other people retarded =P
#43625 +(130)- [X]<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games?

<Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?
#44029 +(105)- [X]<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing

<Gandalf> your h key?

--> jennings1 (jirc@vic-dial-196-31-177-46.mweb.co.za) has joined #Highveld

<Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1
#44295 +(325)- [X]<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.

<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?

<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
#45837 +(578)- [X]<ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!"...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"
#50236 +(164)- [X]* Scout wants to die while having sex. not really.

<Opoggo> that'd suck for the guy

<Opoggo> think he'd go on?
#52457 +(117)- [X]<Geollum> The third volume of the trilogy is no better, Yott insists. Creatures with dark faces, black eyes and long black hair coming from the east and"