"#789 +(106)- [X]<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?
#996 +(486)- [X]<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#1812 +(297)- [X]<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ people.

<doobedoobedoo> The language is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, it's like gaelic, only more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.

<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they just spoke english really really poorly.
#3286 +(341)- [X]*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)

<roded> i'm going to bed
#4255 +(228)- [X]<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ?

<@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec.

<brock101> -_-

<brock101> thanks, i knew that

<brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i

<@WheelOr> I suppose so.
#5010 +(461)- [X]<clay> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP, SOLPIT

<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU
#6236 +(38)- [X]<BBKahuna> now I'm left with a barbie-sized crotch
#7459 +(775)- [X]<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties

<indd> i cant, she threw them at aerosmith.
#7639 +(190)- [X]<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old

<o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust
#7975 +(122)- [X]<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?

<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...

<SkoroWork> ahh

<SkoroWork> ok

<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P
#8211 +(318)- [X]<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec)

<IMP-Scott> my local Box

<IMP-Scott> whooohoooo

<IMP-Scott> 100Mbit

<JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !

<IMP-Scott> errrr?

<dt|BadAss> lol
#10009 +(354)- [X]<Cosmic_Bard> I've been caught masturbating before, by my mom. Dosen't sound quite as bad as that, but it was embarassing nontheless. Ysee, it was to those dancing girls in Duke Nukem 3d. The ones that'll only flash you if you hit the spacebar and duke goes "Wanna Dance?"  and "Shake it baby!"  I think that's what alerted my mother.

<Cosmic_Bard> So now I always turn the speakers off when I masturbate.
#10828 +(239)- [X]<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...

<ddrfreak> really?

<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...

<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel?
#11630 +(346)- [X]<bumjock> man I need a hobby

<bumjock> legal this time

<bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies

<bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there
#13393 +(145)- [X]<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find

<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?

<argol> They are in another room

<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?

<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =(
#16725 +(172)- [X]<@assman> api

<@assman> who'd you go to senior prom with

<@icmp> ;/

<@icmp> my hand

<@icmp> :[
#16997 +(141)- [X]<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY

<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY

<Natasha> yes, they are

<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
#20318 +(212)- [X]<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast

<roninFool> steve: ha ha

<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?
#22064 +(23)- [X]<Timexy> because of some fools, we are seeing what to do

<Timexy> only for cause that we are Brazilian we are indiscriminate --'

<Timexy> why they don't make flood in the #services for exemple
#23011 +(243)- [X]<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress?

<Vampress> I'm sorry I didn't get a chance yet

<Vampress> it's sitting on my nightstand

<Vampress> staring at me everyday

<Ragnarok> haole must have put a lot of himself in that story
#34972 +(1043)- [X]<tak>: wanna play a game?

<krplunkr: like what

<tak> Pearl Harbor

<krplunkr> sounsd fun

<krplunkr> how do i play?

<tak> I lay there, and you blow the hell out of me

<krplunkr> wait

<krplunkr> im confused
#36814 +(328)- [X]<sheik> your mom

<striderj> what

<sheik> yeah thats why i sucked your moms ♥♥♥♥ last night

<striderj> what, hahahahahahah

<sheik> wait no thats not what i meant

<striderj> sure
#38597 +(787)- [X]<JtotheD> do you even know what mecca is

<Loopy1> yea

<Loopy1> a robot that people fight in
#39127 +(332)- [X]<lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I win?"

<lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?"

<lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I just won!!"
#40504 +(502)- [X]<DamianMor> On the Top 50-100 page, is it possible to scroll down further? say top 200 etc

<datacide> no

<DamianMor> Thought not

<maff> top one jillion

<datacide> take random :-)

<DamianMor> Random ones are not as high scored ;)

<McMoo> maybe you should stop letting other people decide what's funny

<McMoo> you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#41781 +(248)- [X]<NoAzRk> So everyday I make my pb&j when I get home. One night I wake up for a snack and go to the kitchen. Moms smeared peanut butter and has the dog lapping.

<Argmyeye> sick! what did you do?

<NoAzRk> I made a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pb&j when she was done. I was hungry.
#44985 +(1037)- [X]<LieparDestin> i challenged god to a duel once

<LieparDestin> the next day my rabbit died

<LieparDestin> i guess i lost :(
#53080 +(1139)- [X]<Foxie> "My family was asking me all these nosey-ass questions, 'When are you going to find a woman?', 'When are you going to get married?', 'When are you going to have childeren?', then my grandmother was like "Maybe he donesn't like chochate..." and I was like "it's not like I don't like chochlate, it's that I don't like it without nuts."

<Foxie> "So my uncle was like "You're gay?! You don't look gay!!", so I said "Yes, I'm one of the newer models, I'm a stealth ♥♥♥."
#66208 +(460)- [X]<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.

<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.
#68444 +(278)- [X]<Karate|Superbowl> i hate on football they always assume u know all the colors and which team name and team city they go with :|

<Karate|Superbowl> cuz for scores tehy just show like a pic and the number

<@Azhrarn> I hate on football how they always have like 10-15 minutes of crap in between all the good commercials
#69527 +(783)- [X]<novalis> How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

<novalis> Two. One to hold the giraffe, and another to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
#77469 +(33)- [X]<mcdaza> though i still maintain that its virtual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Robzy> virtual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥??? Does that mean my virtual shoe can step in it?
#96244 +(138)- [X]* Mas_Tnega decides to bring a friend in here

[1718:49] * sibn is now known as Tnegas_Friend

[1718:51] * Tnegas_Friend is now known as sibn

<Mas_Tnega> sibn: My friendships are usually shorter than that

<coolsi> less than 2 seconds?

<coolsi> you must be a really big social reject

<sibn> my friendships are usually shorter than my penis

<Mas_Tnega> sibn: They don't exist?

<sibn> Mas_Tnega: precisely
#105156 +(184)- [X]<sui`> the good news is, you're almost through the sickness

<sui`> the bad news is, it'"