"#552 +(250)- [X][01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?
#1556 +(526)- [X]<@Patilla> hacking is cool

<@Patilla> i saw it done once in a movie
#1645 +(518)- [X]n e r d b 5: umm.

n e r d b 5: geforce

n e r d b 5: i dont like em

n e r d b 5: i like nvidia

n e r d b 5: 32mb

n e r d b 5: they rocks

e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
#2994 +(-1)- [X](phibor) im writing a windows based system called NegrOS

(evulanjal) lol

(qdial) that sounds ghetto

(qdial) what will it do?

(phibor) nothing, just like true ♥♥♥♥♥♥s.

(nexxai) HAHAHAHAHAHA

(phibor) you give it a job and it will ♥♥♥♥ it up..then it will smoke your weed and ♥♥♥♥ your girlfriend too
#4954 +(1313)- [X]<`rip> when you go into a job interview

<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are

<`rip> what do you say

<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive

<clay> and then stop talking
#6549 +(182)- [X]* Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing

<Lemieux> at least... not if there's 2 women involved

<skidd> so you're a multiple input woman?

* Lemieux is not a porn star

<JayByrd> you don't have to be a porn star

<JayByrd> dirties across the land are getting it at both ends, as we speak
#6605 +(135)- [X]<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO

<RB> ..

<RB> I do not understand

<Philgone> oh dear

* Philgone motions leeda to the private window
#8545 +(667)- [X][@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...
#9277 +(68)- [X]<EVOLinc> hes like ok this comodor 64 is state of the art
#11244 +(409)- [X]<Hippie316> plus i have one of the worlds smallest rooms

<Hippie316> ask dop hes seen my room

<Hippie316> plus he can attest to it being small

<Doppelganger> no I cant

<Doppelganger> oh, you mean the room

<Doppelganger> yeah
#11652 +(225)- [X]<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who sound a good bit like tool.

<Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."
#13467 +(228)- [X]<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory"

<CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!
#13937 +(305)- [X]{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant ♥♥♥♥ of knowledge down your throat.
#15435 +(1117)- [X]<Setups> is it a forest fire?

<Setups> I CAN SEE THE SMOKE FROM MY HOUSE

<SneakyPete> wtf going on setups? what state?

<Setups> its in alberta

<Setups> canada

<Raider|FIRE> must be forest fire

<travelyan> they have fire in canada?

<Setups> ♥♥♥♥ you

<Setups> eh
#20143 +(317)- [X]<PsychoOne> I found the coolest tshirt for my friend today

<PsychoOne> I am getting it for his birthday. he'll hate me forever.

<PsychoOne> he is gay

<PsychoOne> and the shirt I am getting him reads "Sorry girls, I suck ♥♥♥♥"
#21788 +(2647)- [X]<niceboy19> i'm german

<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war

<niceboy19> what do you mean with that

<niceboy19> you just mentioned it

<Evilbert-> you started it

<niceboy19> i didn't

<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
#33610 +(112)- [X]<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in.  Why does it happen?  What can I do?

<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above
#34225 +(13)- [X]<deadkode> rent-a-center is funny as hell

<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth

<deadkode> who the ♥♥♥♥ rents a couch

> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp

<RageFury> Who the ♥♥♥♥ puts pics of missing kids on their website?

<deadkode> free till payday

<RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
#36400 +(294)- [X]<zs> i wanted to talk to him before i suicide

<zs> afk for a minute

<waffle> suicide does not count as afk
#36522 +(267)- [X]<Diablo-D3> I think I will go to bed

<Diablo-D3> Nothing else to do anymore but sleep

<Diablo-D3> besides working on software

* Diablo-D3 hates working on software, anyhow

* Diablo-D3 sighs

(---about 10 minutes pause---)

<Diablo-D3> yay, everyone ignores me

<RichiH> you are sleeping

<RichiH> you don't exist any more

<RichiH> you just dream that you are in front of your box and irc

<RichiH> in truth you are being raped by giant snails
#36894 +(200)- [X]<Bloodnose> THESE ANIMAL DILDOS ARE RIDICULOUS.  MY CAT NEVER PLAYS WITH THE TOYS I BOUGHT FOR HIM ALREADY, LIKE HE'D USE THESE.
#44830 +(329)- [X]<Rayne> I need to talk to you about the amount of time your spending "IRL"

<Rayne> how do you know you can trust these "IRL" friends

<Rayne> have you /ns infoed them?
#46195 +(178)- [X]<JPMorgan> sup chris

<XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os

<dann> what do you usually do under linux?

<XulChris> idle on irc
#49538 +(194)- [X]<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident
#62235 +(224)- [X]<Afxtwin> I am looking for some really good ascii art

<ecto> I got it

<ecto> but you got to suck my ♥♥♥♥ first.

<sXr> show him your ♥♥♥ pls

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#65665 +(1333)- [X]<@Hinkey> !addban *!*@*.com

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<+Frie|mapping> MO - MO - MO - MONSTERKILL !!!!
#68581 +(788)- [X]*** Rossy is now known as Rossy|Married

<Rossy|Married> ullo

<StoneColdSpider> u poor bastard Rossy

<Rossy|Married> thanx StoneColdSpider I still see you must be having a successful relationship with you PC

<StoneColdSpider> oh i am indeed we are expecing a palm pilot anyday now
#70460 +(291)- [X]<nolamerbro> i m god in cs

<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls

<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...
#75327 +(610)- [X]<Kahran> I need to start passing judgement with an ironfist

<HellmasteR> yes

<Preachidus> it works for me.

<HellmasteR> be all like YOU THERE, OBEY THE FIST

<He"