"#359 +(102)- [X]<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.

<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable.
#805 +(318)- [X]<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for emulate PSX in a pentium 133?
#974 +(288)- [X]<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB

<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB

<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100

<D1-> where?

<D1-> ♥♥♥♥♥ where?

<Guilty> Pricewatch

<D1-> oh

<D1-> thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generic ram
#4616 +(179)- [X]<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my ♥♥♥♥ canal to the west wall of my ♥♥♥♥ canal, and my ♥♥♥♥♥ always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.)
#4743 +(402)- [X]<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a ♥♥♥♥
#5454 +(488)- [X]«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten?

«+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream

«+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once

«+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird

«+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello

«+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me

«+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling

«+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol
#7072 +(462)- [X]<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.

<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.

<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?

<Joe_> It could work..
#7132 +(858)- [X]<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon

<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
#7273 +(539)- [X]( CraNDaWG  ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say

( CraNDaWG  ) that is the _gayest_ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i have ever seen

( Lev       ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#8367 +(132)- [X]<AsylumXKP> WTF?

<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel
#8489 +(20)- [X]<helminthes> hey i have a good pick up line

<helminthes> "if you vomit i'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ holding your hair back"

<helminthes> "later"
#8886 +(207)- [X]<Ven> ♥♥♥♥

<Ven> This is a long shot, but

<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?

<Ven> Oh ♥♥♥♥!

<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
#8940 +(159)- [X]«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle

«@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_♥♥♥♥♥] (*!*getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#11097 +(185)- [X](Louhi): mind u, I'm called "whats wrong with ♥♥♥♥ teasers?"

(Pixie_Pete): Are they like malteasers?

* Waller buys a box of ♥♥♥♥ teasers for Mother's Day as his mother's present
#11353 +(1021)- [X]<guyen> holy ♥♥♥♥ i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA

<guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house

<guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut

<guyen> holy ♥♥♥♥ i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade

<xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear
#12558 +(702)- [X]<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however.

<Supe> Or is it?!
#15817 +(203)- [X]<RikisuuDelta> i'm glad my parents dont play quake, they'd frag my ass and tell me it's dinner time
#16175 +(254)- [X]<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees

<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise
#21048 +(41)- [X]<Oz> if you move to newcastle that will allow you to live like a king

<Oz> because you can just nick a house, furniture, etc

<Oz> and then treat yourself to a e-♥♥♥♥ mcsalmonella meal
#21809 +(217)- [X]<Abit667> I am gonna try to get goldfish

<Abit667> without getting busted

<Bryan> k

<Abit667> back

<Abit667> only satan would put the huge goldfish box behind a bag of chips
#22688 +(182)- [X]<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot

<rogue2> it's michael bolton driving the diablo

<Snow> Did Michael Bolton really just drive a Lamborghini Diablo into your parking lot?

<Snow> That's so absurd it's actually believable.

<Snow> Oh, I have to go. Edward James Olmos just pulled into my drive way in a Panoz Roadster.
#23833 +(262)- [X]<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero

<MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again

<MrSaturn> my first thought was "damn slow hippie woman"

<MrSaturn> then he turns around.

<Trikky_Dikk> After he turned around, I still would have thought, "Damn slow hippie woman."
#35939 +(132)- [X]<Bubbs-> arg, too... much, garlic bread... breast, stinks

<Bubbs-> er...breath
#43102 +(679)- [X]<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd?

<lsd> Ellesdee

<LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one?

<LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name

<lsd> thanks :)
#48714 +(184)- [X]<chickenpotpie> i'm gunna make a ♥♥♥♥ rpg

<Spoon> what would happen when you leveled up?

<chickenpotpie> you'd get a better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<BlackRaven> Chrisetn...  Amarthdae..  Kardelian.. Erandir... and Zelendrile all go off and have fun in that cave that they were in before they went to the castle on the shore..

<Spoon> Ass_Master leveled up!  Ass_Master learned [Doggie Style]!
#49894 +(193)- [X]<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door

<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥ innuendo.

<adam> it's all in your head, matt.

<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
#50148 +(279)- [X]<Keitaro`> i just watched this tech tv interview with a software pirate that got caught

<Keitaro`> he had a server at work, with 1.5 TERABYTES of warez

<Jerec> TB.. wow

<Jerec> to even see a TB on a computer

<Jerec> thats like seeing bigfoot

<Jerec> or ♥♥♥♥♥
#52842 +(103)- [X]<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid

<Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw

<McCormick> won't happend

<McCormick> you"'l have a headache

<Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers

<Daedalus> you're going about it wrong

<Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid

<Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
#57326 +(242)- [X]<hitman> and

<hitman> UNLIKE RageFury...

<hitman> I do do guys.

<hitman> er

<hitman> don't

<hitman> heh

<hitman> man

<ambrosia> lol

<hitman> that was a bad typo

* ambrosia pages dr. freud
#78978 +(340)- [X]<bliP> dammit, why can't the guys next door who don't wear shirts be chicks
#89413 +(46)- [X]<ImpLin> i need to call my GF

* ImpLin initiates call

<ImpLin> no one be home

<ImpLin> damn

<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either

<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
#101825 +(192)- [X]<LeXX-> so like one time on 2600 irc, liquidpc shoved a usb cable up his mothers ass.

<Klassh> man, usb really IS universal
#105252 +(489)- [X]<Shun2> woot

<Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package

<slm> wow, welcome to two years ago

<The359> lol

<slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next?

<Shun2> dude

<Shun2> he's tough
#105413 +(289)- [X]<floop> now... a 22mp camera?  i'm stoked.

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