"#359 +(102)- [X]<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.

<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable.
#805 +(318)- [X]<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for emulate PSX in a pentium 133?
#974 +(288)- [X]<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB

<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB

<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100

<D1-> where?

<D1-> ♥♥♥♥♥ where?

<Guilty> Pricewatch

<D1-> oh

<D1-> thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ generic ram
#4616 +(179)- [X]<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.)
#4743 +(402)- [X]<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut
#5454 +(488)- [X]«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten?

«+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream

«+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once

«+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird

«+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello

«+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me

«+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling

«+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol
#7072 +(462)- [X]<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.

<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.

<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?

<Joe_> It could work..
#7132 +(858)- [X]<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon

<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
#7273 +(539)- [X]( CraNDaWG  ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say

( CraNDaWG  ) that is the _gayest_ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i have ever seen

( Lev       ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#8367 +(132)- [X]<AsylumXKP> WTF?

<AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel
#8489 +(20)- [X]<helminthes> hey i have a good pick up line

<helminthes> "if you vomit i'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ holding your hair back"

<helminthes> "later"
#8886 +(207)- [X]<Ven> ♥♥♥♥

<Ven> This is a long shot, but

<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?

<Ven> Oh ♥♥♥♥!

<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
#8940 +(159)- [X]«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle

«@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_♥♥♥♥♥] (*!*getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#11097 +(185)- [X](Louhi): mind u, I'm called "whats wrong with ♥♥♥♥ teasers?"

(Pixie_Pete): Are they like malteasers?

* Waller buys a box of ♥♥♥♥ teasers for Mother's Day as his mother's present
#11353 +(1021)- [X]<guyen> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA

<guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house

<guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut

<guyen> holy ♥♥♥♥ i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade

<xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear
#12558 +(702)- [X]<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however.

<Supe> Or is it?!
#15817 +(203)- [X]<RikisuuDelta> i'm glad my parents dont play quake, they'd frag my ass and tell me it's dinner time
#16175 +(254)- [X]<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees

<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise
#21048 +(41)- [X]<Oz> if you move to newcastle that will allow you to live like a king

<Oz> because you can just nick a house, furniture, etc

<Oz> and then treat yourself to a e-coli mcsalmonella meal
#21809 +(217)- [X]<Abit667> I am gonna try to get goldfish

<Abit667> without getting busted

<Bryan> k

<Abit667> back

<Abit667> only ♥♥♥♥♥ would put the huge goldfish box behind a bag of chips
#22688 +(182)- [X]<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot

<rogue2> it's michael bolton driving the diablo

<Snow> Did Michael Bolton really just drive a Lamborghini Diablo into your parking lot?

<Snow> That's so absurd it's actually believable.

<Snow> Oh, I have to go. Edward James Olmos just pulled into my drive way in a Panoz Roadster.
#23833 +(262)- [X]<MrSaturn> oh yeah, and I've run a shopping cart into John Romero

<MrSaturn> on accident, of course ... but when I saw who it was, I almost did it again

<MrSaturn> my first thought was "damn slow hippie woman"

<MrSaturn> then he turns around.

<Trikky_Dikk> After he turned around, I still would have thought, "Damn slow hippie woman."
#35939 +(132)- [X]<Bubbs-> arg, too... much, garlic bread... breast, stinks

<Bubbs-> er...breath
#43102 +(679)- [X]<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd?

<lsd> Ellesdee

<LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one?

<LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name

<lsd> thanks :)
#48714 +(184)- [X]<chickenpotpie> i'm gunna make a porn rpg

<Spoon> what would happen when you leveled up?

<chickenpotpie> you'd get a better sex toy

<BlackRaven> Chrisetn...  Amarthdae..  Kardelian.. Erandir... and Zelendrile all go off and have fun in that cave that they were in before they went to the castle on the shore..

<Spoon> Ass_Master leveled up!  Ass_Master learned [Doggie Style]!
#49894 +(193)- [X]<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door

<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo.

<adam> it's all in your head, matt.

<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
#50148 +(279)- [X]<Keitaro`> i just watched this tech tv interview with a software pirate that got caught

<Keitaro`> he had a server at work, with 1.5 TERABYTES of warez

<Jerec> TB.. wow

<Jerec> to even see a TB on a computer

<Jerec> thats like seeing bigfoot

<Jerec> or Jesus
#52842 +(103)- [X]<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid

<Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw

<McCormick> won't happend

<McCormick> you"'l have a headache

<Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers

<Daedalus> you're going about it wrong

<Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid

<Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
#57326 +(242)- [X]<hitman> and

<hitman> UNLIKE RageFury...

<hitman> I do do guys.

<hitman> er

<hitman> don't

<hitman> heh

<hitman> man

<ambrosia> lol

<hitman> that was a bad typo

* ambrosia pages dr. freud
#78978 +(340)- [X]<bliP> dammit, why can't the guys next door who don't wear shirts be chicks
#89413 +(46)- [X]<ImpLin> i need to call my GF

* ImpLin initiates call

<ImpLin> no one be home

<ImpLin> damn

<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either

<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
#101825 +(192)- [X]<LeXX-> so like one time on 2600 irc, liquidpc shoved a usb cable up his mothers ass.

<Klassh> man, usb really IS universal
#105252 +(489)- [X]<Shun2> woot

<Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package

<slm> wow, welcome to two years ago

<The359> lol

<slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next?

<Shun2> dude

<Shun2> he's tough
#105413 +(289)- [X]<floop> now... a 22mp camera?  i'm stoked.

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