"#341 +(2075)- [X]<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?
#1017 +(353)- [X](s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work"

(s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?"

(s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll give you Guin"

(s|urpee) and I was like "What the ♥♥♥♥ kinda reward is that, that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes""
#1027 +(411)- [X]<Yukkel> a belch is not an oral report
#1836 +(494)- [X]<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building PHR was today

<McMoo> i should have worked it all smooth style

<McMoo> and told them it was in my pants
#4021 +(790)- [X]<Dark_un> man this ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Synoptica> whats that?

* Dark_un produces a piece of ♥♥♥♥ with a particularly suspicious looking hole
#4236 +(412)- [X]<SaeNoDa> but I wont

<SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right?

<mightyflo> winning?
#4333 +(375)- [X]*jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts

*Butters* watches as jwzrd- breaks his foot on his morning wood
#4765 +(225)- [X]<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1

<m00cow> i wonder what its like

<m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft

<m00cow> then eats microsoft

<m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos

<DCBastard> uh-huh

<DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?
#6627 +(362)- [X]<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it
#8017 +(224)- [X]<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink?

<kruqnut> milk?
#14441 +(153)- [X]*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs

<Meeko> ennnik!

<Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando!

<Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events."  "THEY'RE FLESH COLORED UNDERWEAR."  "God, I wish."

<Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today, nurturing my wounded pride.
#14530 +(669)- [X]*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697

*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415

*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273

*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303

<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.

<Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8)

<Flirbnic> ...

<Flirbnic> I have no life.

<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't
#15055 +(142)- [X]<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand".
#16270 +(157)- [X]<aba> el job search soy el puta

<dave__> ahahahaha.

<dave__> translation

<dave__> <aba> the job search i am the ♥♥♥♥
#16806 +(405)- [X]<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff...

<Zephyrr> So there.

<Undine> Fear Zephs mom.

<Undine> She does stuff.
#24356 +(45)- [X]<Legalize-> i eat a lb. of raw bacon in the morning and 10 slim fasts the rest of the day
#26387 +(315)- [X][@Jimlad] http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml

[@Jimlad] uhm ok

[@Jimlad] you didn't see that.

º @Jimlad quickly puts something else on his clipboard
#29379 +(326)- [X]<@Pumiliocumfustis> these speakers have so much bass

<@qrg> how do they fit fish in such small boxes
#33350 +(77)- [X]<jonny579> You know, esophagi are kinda like strange vaginas.
#33524 +(-1)- [X]<+Nyah> drugs are good

<@_sta> nyah smellin ur socks doesnt count ♥♥♥♥
#34891 +(-452)- [X]<Raenne>  .. I'M ON BASH.ORG?!?!?
#35936 +(513)- [X]<SageChris> and honestly, as amusing as the handicapped are, to make fun of them on the internet is just cold...

<street> they shouldnt have been criminals in their past lives

<SageChris> hahaha, thats the best excuse i've ever heard
#36645 +(532)- [X]<jay\> the ♥♥♥♥ from burger king tastes better, dunno why tho :|

<jay\> coke

<jay\> ffs
#40470 +(454)- [X]<billa> rock climbing == need a partner

<billa> maybe ill just join #gym

<billa> err

<billa> join the gym
#41797 +(175)- [X]<danicgross> hacking is very complex

<@Frakes> really?

<danicgross> do u hack

<@Frakes> goodness me no .....what tools would one need?

<danicgross> well

<danicgross> a computer

<danicgross> internet

<@Frakes> ah yes ......got both of those

<danicgross> and skill

<@Frakes> hmmm sadly lacking in the latter

<TheLurker> danicgross: you didn't haxor me did you

<danicgross> are u tempting me

<TheLurker> no

<danicgross> you tempting me arrentyou

<TheLurker> ok, tell you what, tell you what

<TheLurker> i have 2 hard drives, c and d

<TheLurker> on drive d tell me how many folders there are in the root

<danicgross> just a sec

* TheLurker drums his fingers

* @Frakes accompanies with the triangle

<TheLurker> look, just give up

<TheLurker> you obviously suck at this

<TheLurker> have you, in fact, ever hacked anything apart from your own penis?
#42599 +(246)- [X](Circastes) hmm

(Circastes) i want to watch tomb raider

(Circastes) but i just jacked off

(Circastes) so it wont be very interesting
#43852 +(146)- [X]<K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN

<Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when...   u have 2 LANs conflicting on 1 date :P
#44685 +(192)- [X]*Duck has joined #linux

<Duck> does anyone know how to fix my harddisk memory when i get the error: After you restart your system, check that you have sufficient hard disk memory secured.

<@Cradly> Duck try not filling your hard drive 100%

<Duck> how do i not do that
#47604 +(182)- [X]<Threeboy> if you run linux you pretty much scream "IM A VIRGIN" btw.
#48505 +(781)- [X]Jigglyjuff: that's worse then that peanut, butter and jelly sandwich i hear all americans like

<CHAT MattDavis>  no

<CHAT MattDavis>  peanut butter

Jigglyjuff: oh! that makes much more sense
#49131 +(190)- [X]<PACHUKA> dude, this chick is so fat, "ribbed for her pleasure" means masturbating with a waffle
#52337 +(474)- [X]* webby_g well chuffed now

<[smee]> lol

<[smee]> make me feel it, hurt me!

<DeuxVisage> guess this was the wrong time to walk in on a conversation

<DeuxVisage> take your bondage elsewhere

<[smee]> i like her when she plays her dominatrix role

<webby_g> who?

<[smee]> you!

<webby_g> omg

<webby_g> YOU THINK IM FEMALE?
#61662 +(785)- [X]<b1u3> when i was in like 5th grade, a DARE cop came to visit our class

<b1u3> he was going through his whole deal like 'yes im a real police officer, and this is a real gun on my belt, and if you try to grab it im trained to break your arm upon reflex' and of course we had a doped up kid with ADD in our class who only heard 'this is a real gun, try to grab it'
#62707 +(223)- [X]* choric gets annoyed with typing out bash.org into mozilla all the time:

<choric> bashorg () { lynx -dump "www.bash.org?$1" | less; }

<rik> choric: heh. i did this one yesterday: qdb () { links http://bash.org/?$1 }

<martin> You lazy addicted ♥♥♥♥♥.

* martin adds it.
#75220 +(126)- [X]<Krizzz989> The Screensavers on techtv said so and their word is final, sorry
#75645 +(171)- [X]<cricket> I'm sure horse semen is just as tasty as regular semen
#87748 +(-148)- [X]<Logic_BomB> could you create an infinite loop with a jew if you put a quarter on one side of the room and a quarter on the other side of the room and told him he could only choose 1?
#93944 +(143)- [X](doggie^): i went shopping earlier and bought lots of heavy stuff, so when i packed all the stuff i made sure all the bags weighed the same

(doggie^): then when i went to leave i realised i'd packed three bags

(doggie^): :(
#105457 +(294)- [X]<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once

<fyre> and ask her if she wa"