"#539 +(1025)- [X]<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole

<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick

<T`karthon> ohh

<Nija_work> had me fooled

<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
#1112 +(102)- [X]<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P

<LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.

<blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
#1447 +(758)- [X]<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.
#1507 +(309)- [X]<nexxai> man, I love having hookups

<MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo factory?
#1658 +(507)- [X]<bigPIMP> are you a virgin?

<kink> yes

<kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong
#1732 +(395)- [X]<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are

the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?
#2099 +(946)- [X]<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says

<ScratGod> x = 1;  // ♥♥♥♥ YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF ♥♥♥♥♥
#5391 +(329)- [X]tatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my body that I could have sex with

Oogy Boots: :O

tatsumio: and the vagina got the full orgasmic effects too

tatsumio: imagine.

Oogy Boots: and you thought I was a freak!

tatsumio: double orgasm

CyAteon: if it was on his arm or something would be really weird.

CyAteon: not only would you be having sex with your arm

CyAteon: but your arm would orgasm

Oogy Boots: LOL

CyAteon: unf unf unf unf ARGGGGGGHARARHGA <arm cramps up>
#5634 +(274)- [X]<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than ♥♥♥♥ on the seat

<JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong
#7956 +(650)- [X]<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it makes me laugh happily

<dr.numa> dip is a good dancer.

<dr.jd> dip is, to my mind, the epitome of a disco house freak

<heathen> i remember once at wiltis some girl asked jeremy to dance.

<heathen> she was dancing all sexy on him and he was dancing like a spastic ninja mime on muscle relaxants.

<heathen> he began by doing something that looked a lot like the cabage patch as interpreted by rhythmless nun trolls.
#9137 +(27)- [X]<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be identified
#9172 +(228)- [X]<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl

<coldacid> now when i piss

<coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine

<nover> damn that has to suck

<coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles

<keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid

<coldacid> yes

<coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing
#9262 +(216)- [X]Panny: I could sell my soul back to my ex for a computer.

RebelPrincess: don't.

Panny: I could sell my soul to Microsoft for a computer.

RebelPrincess: don't!!!!
#9670 +(668)- [X]<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while"

<[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh

<shea_> when i first saw programming

<shea_> i was like

<shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\

<shea_> then i went back to porn
#10289 +(191)- [X]<purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me

<Sorcerer> the scene from Gladiator comes to mind

<Sorcerer> "I caught wind of a fish that waits on the bottom of the ocean for it's prey to take a nibble"

<Sorcerer> "The prey nibbles more and yet, the fish does nothing..."

<purr> Oh well, as long as I end up eaten in the end ;p
#14210 +(245)- [X]<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB

<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab
#15703 +(26)- [X]<PetrDoubt> "Our local support is in Dallas, sir."

<PetrDoubt> Remember, when you call Dallas, you aren't calling across the

  country, you're calling next door!
#15798 +(160)- [X]<EnemyFC> can you feel the love i'm excreting from my pores?

<Cobra> I'm just glad you aren't excreting it from other places o_O
#21980 +(145)- [X]<Zenith`> he went all "want a nut"

<Zenith`> and he was like "sure"

<Zenith`> and one thing lead to another, and now kort has anal warts
#22742 +(269)- [X]<miriamb>  is there really horse in horseradish
#24966 +(26)- [X]<Current> Hey, in San Francisco, you don't leave dogs with tags unattended in Chinatown, because it just marks them as edible.
#33736 +(103)- [X]<@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover

<@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium!
#34248 +(110)- [X]* phucknut == drunk

<phucknut> wh00000

<ian_> phucknut, I replaced your beer with bottles of my piss.

<phucknut> yum

<phucknut> i'm gonna go back to the bar and drink some more

<phucknut> wh000

<phucknut> lata chump

<phucknut> ssss

<cwd> haha

<cwd> phucknut turns into a dalnet user when he's drunk
#34973 +(340)- [X]<Nikari[away]> OMG I GOT NEW SHOES

<Nikari[away]> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

<Nikari[away]> TIME FOR DDR
#36091 +(-36)- [X]<AhrT> i had a gf that would make me sniff her Fillet O' Fish everytime we went to Maccas coz she reckoned it smelle like smoo too

<AhrT> and now i can't even order one without crackin' a fat
#43662 +(1010)- [X]<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes?

<MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!

<MattV> A- Almost boobs

<MattV> B- Barely there

<MattV> C- Can't complain!

<MattV> D- Damn!

<MattV> DD- Double damn!

<MattV> E- Enormous!

<MattV> F- Fake.
#48566 +(203)- [X]<Saiy> Pringles is the new masturbation fad

<Splat> Which must mean that Pringles is AKIN to...

<Splat> ...

<Splat> CANNED SEX!

<Ed> Pringles is the new masturbation?

<Ed> I guess now it's "Once you pop the fun stops"
#50949 +(78)- [X]<Westy> not enough porn chans if you ask me  ;(tv channels)

<atdt> there's like 6 or 7 of them

<Westy> none here... unless you pay extra

<atdt> well, yeah. you've got to order them

<Westy> bah

<Westy> should be thrown in with the family packs

<atdt> heh
#53593 +(-13)- [X]<Margret> Oh, Henry! Would you like your afternoon TIT?

<Henry> Yes dear, please, do the BLOWJOB

<Margret> One SUCK or two?

<Henry> I am afraid I must watch my SEXUAL HABITS, one ASSGRIND for me please, sweety

<Margret> Gladly dear, could you kindly SUCK ON MY biscotti?

<Henry> where is it ♥♥♥♥♥?

<Margret> your HUMUNGOUS ♥♥♥♥ has LEAKED SWEET MAN JUICE ON IT

<Henry> Oh, thank you dear, haha! Clumsy of my not to look under your LONG ASS PUBES

<Margret> *sip*

<Henry> *Sip* I do declare darling, what type of CLIT is this? Its very juicy

<Margret> Its essence of WET HOT ♥♥♥♥♥ JUICE, d'you like it?
#57314 +(35)- [X]* billh doing a survey of points in the Linux kernel where mutex replacement would increase preemption and therefore reduce latency for hard RT useage.


<sateh> bill

<sateh> there are too many words in that sentence

<sateh> zzzzzzzzzzz

<sateh>  http://www.wegenermedia.com/

<sateh> ibok spare parts!

<sateh> wheee!

<Feanor> hmm

<Feanor> sateh's drunk :)
#74675 +(536)- [X]<kuribo> wanna CS?

<TheCat> I'm guessing that stands for cyber sex.

<TheCat> In which case, sure!

<kuribo> counter-strike, you flaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<TheCat> I knew that...........
#81850 +(140)- [X]<st1gg0r> they might roll back

<DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment about my former occupation?

<st1gg0r> possibly

<DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat ♥♥♥♥
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