"#179 +(874)- [X]<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine

<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!
#1443 +(4308)- [X]<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!

<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
#2382 +(504)- [X](Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today

(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up

(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive
#2910 +(86)- [X]<Berzerker> like one time i ♥♥♥♥ on a bench in my school playground 

<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad 

<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel 

<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand 

<Berzerker> and like 

<Berzerker> poop!
#3464 +(196)- [X]<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes

<sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?!

<sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo ♥♥♥♥♥ loyal
#3869 +(212)- [X]<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?
#4027 +(547)- [X]<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.
#4471 +(307)- [X]<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and ♥♥♥♥ without being terribly disjointed.

<the_Speed_Bump> "So, what do you think of God?" "I just took the hugest ♥♥♥♥ ever!"
#5407 +(418)- [X]<Ron> I am from the land where we do not speak english, I am sorry for this minor setback
#6566 +(97)- [X]<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do

<goatbustar> turn the other cheek
#8094 +(621)- [X]<Perforatorzzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly reason and found some of my gf's clothes she "accidently" left here.

<Perforatorzzz> i'm all, "i like to wear black panties, DAMNIT"
#8297 +(185)- [X]<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit?

<frankster|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing for a bit
#8447 +(186)- [X]<Ryk> one of my favourite pastimes spotting boobjob scars.

<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.
#9336 +(1292)- [X]<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
#11164 +(228)- [X]<Helm-work> *sigh* ..i dont know what gets into me sometimes.. I get this "hey, my password says it expires today and i need to change it" "what do i change it to"? .... im like "how about tea-bagger"? "thats a good one" .. the accountant is like "yeah! easy to remember too"
#12431 +(9142)- [X]<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ devil

<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume

<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head

<Hiroe> at some anime con in california

<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel

<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space

<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there

<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
#15970 +(505)- [X]*** Now talking in #clubsi.com

*** Topic is 'I hate Linux because it makes me type "man mount"'

*** Set by Arctil on Wed Jul 10 16:27:12
#16363 +(249)- [X]<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?

<Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go?

<K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience...

<MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned...
#18459 +(36)- [X]<Calrathan> does it have something to do with Microsoft rerouting the traffic to go through their own version of Carnivore, called Omnivore? [it eats EVERYTHING! bwhahahaha]
#32660 +(284)- [X]<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations with hexbit.

<hexbit> we had diplomatic relations?

<pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I prepared to take action alone if necessary.  pyroman can not just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.
#37161 +(45)- [X]<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his
#37502 +(217)- [X]<RichiH> lilo: benjamin == fork(lilo) ?

* lilo nods

<lilo> he's a child process

<lilo> eventually he'll have his own process group though
#37988 +(556)- [X]*** BlackNet21 (BlackNet@66.0.92.223) has joined #photography

<BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo?

<pd_corax> A what?

<danno> wtf is a photo

*** BlackNet21 (BlackNet@66.0.92.223) has left #photography

<danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds...
#40301 +(39)- [X]<spookshow-away> playing: Various Artists - Track 10

<FadeJade> good track
#46048 +(20)- [X]<Panadol> have any of you guys tried double sided table as a mouse feet replacement?

<VooDoo> that might not work

<VooDoo> but feel free to try it
#48885 +(118)- [X](WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"
#48990 +(88)- [X]<VirtualServ> -±- CurrentSong: Linkin Park - A Place For My Head -±-

<[0G]ftwilli> told you Linkin Park was talking about sex the whole time...
#49028 +(127)- [X]<shadow> I love compact cars. They're small and discreet... kind of like tampons.

<Squirl> exactly

<Squirl> and when youre done you just flush them
#49889 +(1095)- [X]<Zang> How old is Sky?

<Cyril> 25 i think

<Cyril> he just gained a level

<Cyril> er year
#57407 +(-33)- [X]mrdanny: I WANT TO SIT ON A WHITE ICE CREAM CONE

amIbuG: ur ass might get numb
#58103 +(97)- [X]<crunchyfish> Yeah, poor ZS. Shoplifting, and then getting in trouble for shoplifting. Things are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unfair sometimes.

<Chris_A> Hey, Winona Ryder didn't lose her IRC priviledges.

<crunchyfish> Yeah, and she's not half as hot as ZS.
#58591 +(292)- [X]*this took place on December 26th



[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>

[00:02] <berger> haha
#59863 +(274)- [X]<phrenzy> i went to laser force yesterday all that cs made me really good

<a3LegdCat> so you camped like a mofo?
#72206 +(511)- [X]<@pc|dogg> I'm using a file search engine, looking for the wonderful 6-movement "Dona Nobis Pacem" by Vaughan Williams. The only result it comes up with is (no joke)

<@pc|dogg> "Donald duck gets a blow job.wma"
#83326 +(403)- [X]<Lo-Rez> having sex lowers your immune system

<coalesce> i must be immune to everything then
#84373 +(271)- [X]<slippy> wtf is this ♥♥♥♥ on bbc1

<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?

<slippy> don't fight with the americans?

<slippy> hrhrhr

<doggie^> hahah

<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue

<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up

<slippy> lol

<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks

<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"

<doggie^> hahaha
#97934 +(129)- [X]<Nush> im not racist, i had black friends, but my dad sold them all
#98015 +(372)- [X]<`Riku> nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite your head clean off and ♥♥♥♥ into your neck.
#120993 +(647)- [X]<Head> if I download porn off of Kazaa

<Head> you think the RIAA can find me?

<dsbnh> yeah the RECORDING industry has huge ties for porn

<[GSF]Nitro> Head- you will be sued by Ron Jeremy

<[GSF]Nitro> actually, since his penis is a legal entity and fr"