"#889 +(316)- [X]<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.
#1125 +(213)- [X]<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you

<`Tag> and it shows
#2412 +(52)- [X]<|Chris> there's one ♥♥♥♥♥ in the world

<|Chris> one ♥♥♥♥♥ with many different faces

<|Chris> find a new face.
#4056 +(280)- [X]([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you ♥♥♥♥ lego bricks?
#4372 +(984)- [X]<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of themselves in a minature house and decieve people into thinking they are normal sized with a huge penis
#6770 +(314)- [X]<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf?

<Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes

<Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you

<Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples

<Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs  ;o
#7023 +(216)- [X]<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
#10649 +(41)- [X]<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh

<freshmint> Too bad she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head
#11705 +(911)- [X]*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)

<Temujin> NIGHT

<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.

<Nighters> Temujin loses.

<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.

<Temujin> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#11987 +(421)- [X]*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat chics and skinny guys.'
#12254 +(331)- [X]<Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people person

<Saccy> I thought you wanted to be a surgeon?

<Art`> Well they're under general anaesthetic, I don't have to talk to them.
#14194 +(47)- [X]<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal fluid 

<vicodin> no that wasnt yanush that was me

<vicodin> sry
#18845 +(205)- [X]<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN Passport"
#20243 +(90)- [X]<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed

<boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box
#26638 +(821)- [X]<greenocide> Had to give report over censorship today.

<greenocide> So I put in a pr0n vid and they made me turn it off.

<OniSlave> Did u get an A?

<greenocide> I hope so, cause they kept the video.  ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teachers are probably wanking it right now.
#31578 +(1184)- [X]<kng^hem> jävla kattkräken satt å käka på min inplastade baguette ja just köpt..

<kng^hem> dom fick straffsitta på kökslampan ett tag :P

<Robbat> hahah

<kng^hem> faans jävla okynnes feta små as ibland

<orion> ï dønt kñõw Šwëèdïšh
#34241 +(370)- [X]<AZReDWiNG> i just found out my dad is a giant warez freak

<AZReDWiNG> and he tells me not to download stuff at home

<AZReDWiNG> hes against kazaa and all that crap, hes in some sort of "anti-hacker/warez federation"

<AZReDWiNG> im like "dad... this copy of xp is illegal"

<AZReDWiNG> "yeah, i know son"

<AZReDWiNG> "this copy of xp is on 500 computers at my work"

<AZReDWiNG> "WTF I THOUGHT UR ANTI-WAREZ"

<AZReDWiNG> "screw microsoft"
#35080 +(615)- [X]* KeeperX is currently listening to [Your Mom and Dad - 'Having Sex' (0min 12secs long)]
#38182 +(444)- [X]<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
#38231 +(959)- [X]<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery Park!

<mordac> I totally haggled.

<mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills.

<mordac> He even gave me the change.
#43905 +(210)- [X]<``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely quick sex - msg this Dom male.
#44985 +(1037)- [X]<LieparDestin> i challenged god to a duel once

<LieparDestin> the next day my rabbit died

<LieparDestin> i guess i lost :(
#51994 +(281)- [X]* animosity`snow`boardin is now known as animosity`♥♥♥♥♥♥♥`PARENTS

<tP-InfamousGadget> ewww
#58730 +(248)- [X]RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com

Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do that?

RetardedCrow: I looked up ♥♥♥♥.

RetardedCrow: Fights, er, ♥♥♥♥ FIGHTS
#70746 +(365)- [X]<timmo> i wonder if gay people are ever like

<timmo> "oh man that is so straight"

<timmo> or

<timmo> "youre so heterosexual"

<Livewire0> "Quit being such a hetero!"

<Livewireo> with the limp wrst flick, of course
#71701 +(484)- [X](cutey) what you upto, cmang

(cmang) cutey: Nothing much. :) Just squeaking.

(cmang) And waiting for an email response from my employeer

(cmang) to find out if I get to go to work today. Hmm.

(cutey) :]

(cmang) cutey: Nothing too interesting, really. How about yourself? ;)

(cutey) :>

(kyr) you DO realize you speak to a bot, right?

(cmang) :(

(cmang) I'm going to cry salt mines now.
#72150 +(520)- [X]<+an_ass733> Hey guys I have someting interesing to tell

<+an_ass733> I went to a chinese restaurant for lunch today

<+an_ass733> The fortune cookie said "A successful life comes from a life of virtue and hard work."

<+an_ass733> On the back were the lottery numbers.
#82153 +(-21)- [X]<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah

<soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy

<soul|FL> shes 64
#91014 +(175)- [X]<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I can be whatever I want

<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect

<Thalamasa> <.<
#94318 +(373)- [X]<Archer> Of course, the most annoying part

<Archer> Was "My heart will go on" ;_;

<Luger>  all of canada sincerely apologizes for Celine Dion

<Luger> in our defense, she's french
#99030 +(810)- [X]<@DataTek> hah

<@DataTek> antibiotics are the king

<@DataTek> u drink two beers and you're so drunk u almost pass out

<@DataTek> its like a Quad-damage powerup
#106593 +(211)- [X]<IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've misapplied your sentiments

<IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a certain pathetic individual named Stephan

<sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom that allowed you to be born
#115646 +(385)- [X]<pathogen> <(^_^<)

<pathogen> (>^_^)>

<pathogen> kirby dances

<pathogen> for money

<pathogen> <(^_^<)

<pathogen> (>^_^)>

<pathogen> <(^_^<)

<pathogen> (>^_^)>

<pathogen> <(^_^<)

<pathogen> (>^_^)>

<pathogen> <(O_O)>

<pathogen> cha-cha-cha!

<kermit> gay
#167837 +(131)- [X]<Trife> black kids don't even dress up over here, they just come over and say 'can i have candy'

<sloth> yeah

<sloth> dude

<sloth> one had a trash bag on

<kokanin> hey

<kokanin> they're dressed as flying eyes and teeth!

<Trife> last year the black kids came back the next day trying to sell me candy
#186873 +(1042)- [X]<luxe rabbit> did u hear about the 2 guys who robbed a calendar factory?

they each got 6 months

<djmaximus16> hm ?

<djmaximus16> i didn't hear about them

<djmaximus16> what happeend
#222290 +(165)- [X]<oz> i wonder if i can get a gentoo as a pet

<oz> they are so cute

<ph1zzle> man, that is cute

<ph1zzle> I wonder what they taste like
#237400 +(525)- [X]<|TripleH|> so.. where are all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who wanna make me somethin to eat.=P

<epoch--> |TripleH|: they are having a meeting with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that want to sleep with you

<Elmyra> so far, the room is empty..

<lenoreo> all those folded chairs for nothing...

<Elmyra> but we're still hopeful that SOMEONE will show up. ..

<epoch--> or SOMETHING
#258614 +(302)- [X]<Iyouboushi> hm.. personally, i"