"#1973 +(173)- [X]<|steve|> you know whats sick

<|steve|> on every IRC network,

<|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people

<|steve|> and #wtc

<|steve|> opportunists
#2563 +(858)- [X]<DAL9000> if you ever feel dumb

<DAL9000> look at tasmboy

<DAL9000> and you'll feel better.

* logosmani looks

<Rud0lf> heh

<TasmBoy> its not working

<DAL9000> because you're you.

<DAL9000> looking at yourself would throw you into a recursive loop of stupidity.
#2745 +(355)- [X]<doctorb> i want a  microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic.
#3319 +(329)- [X]<Blaz_> zwhats the old ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name on spin city

<Blaz_> heather locklear

<Blaz_> shes gota be 40 something

<WS666> Heather is something like 40 but I'd drag my balls across a mile of broken glass to do her
#3552 +(288)- [X]<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14 times

<Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to shoot yourself in the head 14 times.

<DAL9000> Wronski: think about it.

<DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help

<DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain

<natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain most of the time anyway

<natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....
#3932 +(1145)- [X]<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'
#4780 +(6835)- [X]<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?

<Lucent> who?

<Thumb> center for disease control

<Lucent> i said WHO

<Thumb> what? i'm asking you

<Lucent> World Health Organization
#5404 +(252)- [X]<JFelix> So they're ♥♥♥♥ but you still want them to suck your ♥♥♥♥? You ♥♥♥.

<Zoglog> what can I say

<Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers

<JFelix> Okay, you have a point.

<Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
#7079 +(300)- [X]<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out....

<Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)
#7109 +(262)- [X](@sno) Emacs can mow down forests too. But it mows down forests with the passing of its fat, bloated ass.
#11003 +(319)- [X]<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So ♥♥♥♥ everybody else.

<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?
#11391 +(604)- [X]<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand()

<Rangsk> you can do that?

<Dark_Brood> Yup

<Catafriggm> OMFG!

<Catafriggm> That's disgusting!
#11705 +(911)- [X]*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)

<Temujin> NIGHT

<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.

<Nighters> Temujin loses.

<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.

<Temujin> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#17047 +(160)- [X]<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem bonding

<maff> that's plain desperation
#21110 +(464)- [X]<Rjx> was last day of school today

<Rjx> loads of people signed my shirt

<vampireuk> I remember some wise ass signed "wide load" on mine

<Rjx> I went round writing "www.goatse.cx" on people's
#26494 +(513)- [X]<cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet

<Akira> oh

<Akira> can I watch your meat?

<cruisinxx7> ...

<cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead
#30543 +(125)- [X]<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...! it was a conspiracy

<@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?
#34422 +(128)- [X]<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden

<Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia

<Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia

<@Cockroach-> lol

<@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern Kentucky. ;)
#36234 +(538)- [X]<aNuBiS-> im gonna invent a new internet acronym: tltttwt

<Tokae> wtf is it?

<aNuBiS-> too lazy to type the whole thing
#36731 +(166)- [X]<C4ndl3s> I'm Back

<DirtyMexican> oh god no!

<DirtyMexican> bye

* Quits: DirtyMexican (DirtyMexic@CPE-144-132-225-105.nsw.bigpond.net.au) (Quit: )

<BenZor> rofl

<BenZor> i needed to talk to him too, thanks C4ndl3s
#39463 +(416)- [X]<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> but your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic 14 yr. old mine doesn't realize that does it?

<Accident> :|

<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> mind*

<Accident> at lead i can spell
#39997 +(671)- [X]<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.
#41183 +(85)- [X]<plugaway> if im goin to ♥♥♥♥ a dog, hell yea im not telling it to anyone
#51204 +(-87)- [X]<Autumnn> Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
#53856 +(34)- [X]<snookum> this reminds me of teens .. everyday..

<mulhollanddrive> u have pedophile eyes
#72241 +(9)- [X]<_DeViL_kDs> me need help, how do me use flash????

<_DeViL_kDs> i have macromedia flash but cant find where to put the ftp details into it
#74978 +(189)- [X]<nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists

<nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o

<PuffinFreshWog> and bombs

<PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory

<PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more

<PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money

<PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place

<PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding

<PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle
#106442 +(23)- [X]<Simofett> Frosty. There's three way to do it, the right way, the wrong way.. And the Simofett way, which is the wrong way, but Faster.
#138521 +(3)- [X]<cannibal> oooh, the Bali bombers used SMS enabled phones to give orders...

<cannibal> only terrorists use SMS.

<brainbox> and most of europe

<cannibal> is there a difference?
#155516 +(375)- [X]<Nastard> i like phonics

<Nastard> one might even go so far as to say i'm hooked on them
#178285 +(1427)- [X]<Skizot> my boss is a moron

<Skizot> he walked in an i had left mirc open

<Skizot> he asked what it was...

<Berry2K> bussiness relations?

<Skizot> i told him a new support program by microsoft

<Berry2K> :)

<Berry2K> haha

<Skizot> he says" do i need it"

<RightField> lol

<Skizot> i told him no... it's for really techincal people and n00bs

<Berry2K> WTFLOL

<Skizot> he asks what's a n00b

<RightField> omg

<Skizot> i told him that's what they call microsoft programmers
#225811 +(1013)- [X]* ViVa changes topic to 'SELECT boobs FROM under_the_shirt WHERE gender = 'female' AND size > 'enough' AND leftsize = rightsize LIMIT 2;'
#232020 +(377)- [X]<b1u3> good...admitting your stupidity is the first step to disguising it as charming immaturity.
#238915 +(465)- [X]<nimja> so I am afraid I might have scared some people in my photo iii class tonight

<nimja> this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ housefly landed on my notes in the middle of a lecture on split-filter printing techniques

<nimja> and so I used my ultimate nimja powers to kill it with my bare hand

<nimja> LIGHTNING FAST.

<nimja> (it seriously was impressive)

<nimja> but then I stabbed said housefly three (or maybe ten) times with my ballpopint pen while yelling "DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!"

<nimja> *class w"