"#4167 +(-39)- [X]<sdr> I hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who diss aol im

<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs
#5349 +(55)- [X]<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks

<Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks.

<Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches, the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks
#6508 +(-26)- [X][1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now

[1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx)
#6564 +(650)- [X]<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing

<zhix> skrike - what?

<skrike> zhix - Im doing the dishes, cuz sometimes thugs gotta tell the dishes whats up

<zhix> skrike - damn straight

<skrike> Im in the kitchen going "♥♥♥♥♥ you betta get clean"
#7672 +(390)- [X]<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat?
#8465 +(526)- [X]<undrewb> I'm gonna make my thesis opensource so developers all round the world can work on it for me
#13629 +(569)- [X]<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.
#20137 +(246)- [X][@haro] 220-You are connected to our server, please note that

[@haro] all hack attempts are reported to the FBI.

[@haro] lol, right..

[@haro] a israeli site, reporting to the fbi
#22095 +(247)- [X]•shaggy• I am going to pawn my computer so i will have enough money for my cable modem
#22867 +(1291)- [X](Headache) oh <censored>, the power just went off

(Headache) ....

(Headache) wait a minute

(Headache) y does this seem wrong
#24970 +(230)- [X]<czth> cue jokes about dyslexic agonostic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
#25027 +(359)- [X]<[avon]> oh man

<[av0n]> even vc++6 rocks

<[av0n]> after install

<[av0n]> do you want to reboot now?

<[av0n]> no

<[av0n]> the system must be rebooted click ok to reboot

<[av0n]> and i bet you anything when i alt+f4 the box

<[av0n]> i'm gonna reboot

<[av0n]> just watch.

*** Quits: [av0n] (justin@mask-2556.swbell.net) (Connection reset by peer)
#33697 +(1352)- [X]<houzit> What were you doing?

<psmylie> Watchin a movie

<houzit> which movie?

<psmylie> The One with Jet Li

<houzit> Yeah, but which one? He's in lots of movies

<psmylie> If you go Abbott & Costello on me I'll drive to your house and beat you severely.
#34062 +(299)- [X]<cwd> if you use mirc in wine then i'm going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you
#40527 +(395)- [X]-> -#tfc- [notice:#tfc] YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY

<Spearhead> should i try it? :-P

<Spearhead> oh here we go

<Cobrabat> go on tell me what happens

<Spearhead> nothin

<Spearhead> :-P

<VooDoo> press alt and F4 at the same time

<Spearhead> nothing happens voods :-P

<Spearhead> does it have to be a capital f?

<Spearhead> hmmm xp that dont work voods :-P

<VooDoo> F4 as in the buttons above the numbers

<Spearhead> ooooh like the F1 Help button?

<Cobrabat> do you hit F and 4 together?

<Spearhead> i tried that cob it didnt work

<Spearhead> unless you have to hold shift as well to make it a capital F

<VooDoo> like the F1 help button

<VooDoo> n00bz...
#40779 +(370)- [X]<Chris> DeMonYus!cyrus@a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.xy-z.org <-- prime example of why some people should NEVER be able to touch a DNS server
#43479 +(970)- [X]Davo: i made a carrot cake once.

Davo: no-one told me you had to grate the carrots i put em in whole

DW: hahahahahahaha

Davo: they got burnt black sticking outta top

Davo: looked like a birthday cake holocaust
#46098 +(-13)- [X]<b-ho> asian teen with cam here willing to show in netmeeting for all-male porn download in real player format
#46791 +(23)- [X]<Dark_T_Zeratul> My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble an egg within it's shell.  It also makes julian fries and gets AM radio stations.

<Lady_Vahn> I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal stuff across the internet

<Lady_Vahn> I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep the prototype

<Lady_Vahn> then steal it from the guy I sold it too
#51128 +(305)- [X]* [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #javascript

<[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java having more than one selected ?

<nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might

<[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i might get more help and then i might get answers to questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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#51157 +(218)- [X]<_emma_> Wee. I scanned it!

<captain_ben> you scanned your WEE!??!!
#57008 +(373)- [X]DasKrav: We were playing a review game in history class, on the topic of the roman empire

DasKrav: The game was like this: The class divides into 8 groups, and one person rotates with the rest of the group in jeapordy-style questions,

DasKrav: and the question was "What was the name of the emperor who built a wall in britain?"

DasKrav: and nobody knew it, so he said "Here's a hint: Its named after him."

DasKrav: and so this one jock guy in my class goes,

DasKrav: "Berlin?"
#75286 +(228)- [X]Cypher : damnit i hate windows 98

Cypher : "look, you've updated the network drivers, INSERT THE CD BEFORE THE COMPUTER EXPLODES!!"
#75825 +(80)- [X]<b00st> the average american ♥♥♥♥♥ takes half a mile of ♥♥♥♥ every year

<CaSti||o> damn negroes

<CaSti||o> thatslike 5 of them
#79825 +(669)- [X]<Hiryuu> Hey, which is more evil, kicking puppies or tearing those tags off of mattresses?

<Estelle> Puppies heal, matresses don't
#81858 +(690)- [X]<Brass> Yaku:  It was hacked...  by aliens!

<Brass> *gasp*  They're invading the channel now!

<Yaku> are they the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kinda aliens?

<Yaku> or the brain eating ones?

<Brass> Yaku:  Either way, I don't think you have anything to fear.
#99315 +(262)- [X]<Seed> I had to remove one of toastt's organs once.. because he didn't pay attention

<md`> i see

<Supachikn> which organ?

<Supachikn> his skin?

<Supachikn> pancreas?

<Supachikn> appendix!

<Seed> Supachikn: a 1967 Hammond organ
#107189 +(213)- [X]<pkmk> ♥♥♥♥ i'm in wordpad now

<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad

<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can set the font what you want
#117078 +(250)- [X]* RE_away just taped himself waving a broomstick and changed it into a lightsaber with the help of Video Editing Software

<RE_away> How productive

<RE_away> Now to do the same thing with my penis
#117330 +(509)- [X]<The_Kirbinator> 3000 mexicans dies yesterday........ 5 car pile-up on the I-10
#146073 +(1982)- [X]<BChikapa> wan 2 cybar?

<Calisa> We have sex three times, it's fun, I get pregnant, Jimmy needs a daddy.

<BChikapa> I refuse to pay child support, and lengthy leagal battles ensue.

<Calisa> Jimmy becomes torn by his dashed hopes of having a father, so he murders you while you're sleeping on the job at the toll booth.

<BChikapa> All my family members despise me, and as a result no one has any money to pay for my disposal.

<BChikapa> I am unceremoniously dumped into the Hudson River, wrapped in a cheap plastic tarp.
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