"#156 +(1237)- [X]<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker to my ti-83
#667 +(702)- [X]<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers?

<Chis> i need to get one on ebay)

<Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=electric+shaver

<Spidey> dude

<Spidey> just go to the damn store
#1083 +(765)- [X]<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name

<timmo> chris

<timmo> is your w broken?

<thinkmad> no
#1587 +(832)- [X]<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time.
#2425 +(47)- [X]<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin
#3410 +(810)- [X]<ben> on sep 11th dalnet issued a statement offering condolences and saying how they were non-politicial

<ben> and you almost believe them until you see it was issued by Melech which is the hebrew word for king

<ben> i.e. israeli contacts, etc

<ben> NON POLITICAL MY ARSEY

<grifferz> wow, and like, the way bahamut is the name of a dragon, maybe all these names have real meaning and dalnet staff are really hyperdiemnsional dragon warriors from the planet Oper!!

<grifferz> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scary eh

<ben> yes

<grifferz> or, they could be just nicknames.  I DO NOT KNOW
#3416 +(499)- [X]<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly?

<Koji_Ishida> when hell freezes over...

* Koji_Ishida shortens the timespan... and sets the temp down in helll

*** Chaz (Chaz@va-24-30-228-82.va.mediaone.net) has joined channel #AlgolXR

<Koji_Ishida> told you lowering the temp in hell always works

* Koji_Ishida breaks off an icicle
#3809 +(335)- [X]<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon

<Scofco> I pass out

<Scofco> well, I actually faint

<Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me
#3985 +(328)- [X]<scummo> I was saying "eat a ♥♥♥♥" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes

<scummo> a tradition I keep up even today

<scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel
#4351 +(1075)- [X]<Khross> I'M GOING TO REPLACE YOUR LOWFAT MILK WITH SLIGHTLY HIGHER FAT MILK AND EXPOSE YOU TO THE RISK OF FUTURE HEART DISEASE.
#4402 +(608)- [X]<Amish> Only roaches and IBM Keyboards survive after thermo nuclear war.
#7758 +(282)- [X]<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually

<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth

<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
#9329 +(279)- [X]<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me

<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me

<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly

<@PakiSpice> yea

<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred

<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window

<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#11154 +(234)- [X]<Tridon> hate cold water

* Tridon left the shower in a huff!

<Iksion> tridon ah your willy has shrinked in cold water?

<Tridon> this morning I had to talk him down, just so that I could take a piss... Now he's not even there any longer
#14746 +(262)- [X]<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb

<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.

<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't
#22770 +(245)- [X]<m477[LainOS]> Phone call: "I can't get online" Sir do you use AOL? "Yes" It's working then
#29355 +(396)- [X]<finneas> the only good thing tom green has been in is drew berrymore
#35212 +(31)- [X]< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m

< SnowKrash> =)

< NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n
#38819 +(232)- [X]<KeeperX> "Your profession puts you in a position to be interested in both technology and biosecurity issues—so we’ve arranged with COMDEX to offer you a free All-Access Pass when you register by midnight, EST, Friday, October 11. "

<KeeperX> wtf

<KeeperX> i write about video games

<KeeperX> how does that make me interested in biosecurity issues?

<Legacy> You've played RE right?
#38838 +(426)- [X]<ANonRhymingNick> Messed my english teacher up friday when we were writing that essay..

<ANonRhymingNick> She was like "what school did you come from?" "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana" "*silence*"
#39364 +(199)- [X]<Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up after you're finished with it.

<Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.
#40108 +(271)- [X]<QuaKed_Oatmeal> i always wanted to be an evil genious\

<QuaKed_Oatmeal> ever since i saw all those james bond movies...

<Shatai> You could start by spelling genius right ;)

<QuaKed_Oatmeal> stfu
#41955 +(48)- [X]<Nago> i saw this sticker

<Nago> that said

<Nago> Got Jesus?

<Nago> and i was thinking

<Nago> got milk? i want a glass of jesus.

<Nago> Jesus h. christ.

<Nago> id like a glass of that.

<Venoman> frothy warm glass-o-christ
#45077 +(114)- [X]<pubatch> any idea how to find out a phones phone number?

<pubatch> i cant call my regular line, my parents are in bed

* verve thinks

<pubatch> its not written on the machine, or on the phone it goes to either

<verve> i know, just call the operator and ask :P

<pubatch> hah, 'where am i!?'
#45521 +(1)- [X]<Christof-Dupri> This 13 year old girl on Dr Phil is rapeable
#47462 +(709)- [X]<DavidGilmour> Some people are like Slinkies... generally useless, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
#50266 +(267)- [X](after a netsplit which booted most of the channel)

<JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room!

* JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear.

* Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout)

* Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout)

<JeremiahSmith> o_O

<JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad.

* Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout)

<JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh!

<JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint.

* JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear.
#51064 +(614)- [X]--> ROJO has joined #nocomment

--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to ROJO

<Kazz> ROJO!

* Kazz grunts.

* ROJO returns grunt

* Kazz takes off loincloth.

* ROJO shudders

<Kazz> ROJO!

* Kazz bobs.

<ROJO> KAZZ!

* Kazz takes off ROJO's loincloth.

<Kazz> ROJO!

<-- ROJO has quit (Quit: (i leave when it takes a turn for the homoerotic))

* Kazz weeps.

<Kazz> Ro... jo....
#55912 +(116)- [X]<NoRemorse> its a film about a killer who kills all the kids at the local high school who are vrgins

<CRC> US based I guess?
#58923 +(362)- [X]<Shadoe> baby collars

<Shadoe> hahaha

<Shadoe> "here baby baby" *yank*

<Shadoe> <---- should not have children.
#59057 +(346)- [X]<markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode +i. :/

<Kel> geek nightmares
#72083 +(489)- [X]<homework> oh god.. i just hit ctrl+s after putting down my pencil
#73065 +(219)- [X]<SandLev> I keep those empty cardboard boxes that used to hold blank cd-r's... put the pr0n in those...

<SandLev> nobody thinks to search blank cd-r boxes for actuall stuff

<Zoogle> except someone who is looking for a blank cd.. :/
#75110 +(95)- [X]<mindstorms> haha, i finally conquered my fire wall, i think

<mindstorms> take that siemens!

<Darklord-Of-MMF> lol

<mindstorms> you silly germans whose company sounds like a delicious protein drink, atleast in certain "movies"
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