"#980 +(502)- [X]<SYch0> ok

<SYch0> a word of warning:

<SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on

<SYch0> :(

<SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your ♥♥♥♥

<blazemore> what the ♥♥♥♥, sych0

<SYch0> :D
#1366 +(234)- [X]<MadHatter> kids are out of school for now...

<MadHatter> that means 2x the takeovers
#1860 +(323)- [X]<DigiGnome> When you recognise most of the links from Portal of Evil because they're on your favourites list, that's the time to start worrying.
#2094 +(396)- [X]<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine..
#2159 +(393)- [X]<blazemore> in afghanistan, people are worried about dying tonight. in the us, i'm worried about completing my mame collection before this site rom site dies.
#2378 +(710)- [X](rageboy) ok let me give you a hypothetical situation

(rageboy) and you tell me if you would be mad

(rageboy) you are having a house party..

(rageboy) and you come home.. everyone is still partying

(rageboy) and one of your friends is having sex on your bathroom sink

(rageboy) would you kick him outta your house?

(vrs) is he a good friend

(vrs) ?

(rageboy) yeah

(vrs) do you like the girl?

(rageboy) no no..

(rageboy) i was the one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#3356 +(297)- [X]<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!!

<mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway?
#4616 +(179)- [X]<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.)
#7198 +(140)- [X]<@Web> <Anastasia> ♥♥♥♥ you

<@Web> russian men get upset easily
#9625 +(282)- [X]<Giuslaien> hi!!

<Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences.

<Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music?

<Giuslaien> are you of where?

<Giuslaien> which your name?
#9909 +(142)- [X]<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression
#9973 +(612)- [X]mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a complete sex manual but just some basic instructions.

Nikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required'
#10025 +(1353)- [X]<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive
#11174 +(443)- [X]<@BitStream> well, I moved the couch down stairs

<@BitStream> so the new one can be put where the old one was

<helixblue> against the wall?

<@BitStream> yea

<helixblue> ahh.. I was hoping that sound was you cleaning the dishes

<helixblue> I ate my cereal for breakfast with measuring cups this morning.

<@BitStream> I was trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible before work, so thats less to do when I get back :/

<@BitStream> helixblue: did you look in the right cabinet

<@BitStream> there were bowls in there yesterday

<helixblue> bits: I used the measuring cups as spoons
#11481 +(1753)- [X]<cave> what does stfu mean??

<nso> shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
#12123 +(412)- [X]<Farnarcle> you use mIRC?

<EvilElmo`> whats mIRC?

<Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy

<EvilElmo`> whats IRC?
#14203 +(218)- [X]<stormin> what's asl?

<Xiautau> age/sex/location

<Xiautau> teen channels have that ♥♥♥♥

<Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels
#15056 +(630)- [X]* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com)

<@tatpoop> Hi dad.

<@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_;

<@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES
#22540 +(93)- [X][ spacefish ] nah, austnet is like.. the s-bend of irc.

[ spacefish ] it catches all teh grime and keeps it in one place.
#32983 +(1361)- [X]<WaterBomb> Actually, your penis is one of the cleanest parts of your body, since it receives little or no exposure to dirt and bacteria.

<WaterBomb> So, in theory, sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ is healthier than sucking your thumb

<Clicky_Pen> ...

<NickWhiz1> ...

<LavosPhoenix> ...

<Melkor> ...
#33567 +(32)- [X]wi nd ow zy 2k: your moms a ♥♥♥♥♥ and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in her brown eye

timskie: my moms on florida and her eyes are green!
#34167 +(121)- [X]<_Nor> I can spell, I just choose not to
#40027 +(72)- [X]<Griffin> my ♥♥♥♥♥ not that long

<Griffin> eyeglasses should do

<pagan> so you cant see your ♥♥♥♥ with the nakid eye?
#40531 +(352)- [X]<Hydric> packing sucks

<Hydric> i 'could' have it done in a day...but i'm not that motivated

<Hydric> hehe

<zoidberg> you gotta take drastic measures

<zoidberg> pack your computer, then you'll have nothing to do but finish packing
#40984 +(721)- [X]<Jemm> I can't afford to 0wn, but I wonder if I could r3nt...
#46784 +(32)- [X]Dr SpaZZo: I started getting down to it and then my room lit on fire.

TwilightKnight00: if your computer overheats and combusts and you run to another computer to tell people about it..... you might be a junkie
#52577 +(290)- [X]<DrkNrg`> i once knew a man who took some acid and he thort he was a fire engine, it was kinda funny until he pissed on my lighter
#52671 +(936)- [X]<Helix> ♥♥♥♥

<Helix> my back right tire is flat

<Helix> this is lame

<Owashawa> change it and put the spare on

<Owashawa> problem solved

<Helix> then i have to change it

<Helix> and its cold

<Helix> and wet and ♥♥♥♥

<irn> You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl

<irn> get out there

<irn> What if your wife's water broke and you had to take her to hospital, eh?

<Helix> it'd make it

<Helix> besides, that's what ambulances are for

<irn> what if your vehicle IS the ambulance?

<Helix> ill know a thing or two about assiting birth

<Helix> besides, im gay and exempt from your question

<irn> What if your boyfriend got stuck in an inflatable suit during a balloon fetish romp?

<Helix> id masterbate until i passed out
#71436 +(216)- [X]<1stStrike> is everything in britian closed on a saturday or something?

<Jericho24.> at 6pm, yes

<1stStrike> well it's only 1 pm

<Jericho24.> as u just said urself... B R I T A I N

<1stStrike> oh wait
#76964 +(274)- [X]<DJ_Phatiguez> there is a way you can actually do a jedi mind trick?

<cow> of course there is

<@tolikin-skywalk> DJ_Phatiguez: rohypnol

<Githzerai> Why does he wave his hand then?

<cow> misdirection

<DJ_Phatiguez> ahahah i got ejected from a pub for trying to do a jedi mind trick when they ID'd me

<DJ_Phatiguez> 'you dont need to see any identification.'
#80322 +(2134)- [X]<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed.

<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"

<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her.

<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no.

<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"

<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.

<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it.

<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at:

<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-v"