"#705 +(464)- [X]<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like

<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:)
#918 +(143)- [X]<ck> i'd ♥♥♥♥ anything

<ck> except a fat chick

<ck> some things, even i won't do
#1535 +(798)- [X]<JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its name to Gullible?

<HoJu> Really?
#1758 +(174)- [X]<< Now chatting in #finalfight

>>Quit! imaginari " Leaving "

>>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout "

>>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout "

[Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here!
#1970 +(495)- [X]<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.

* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in

<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks

<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom

<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's

<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?

<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?

<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons?

<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women
#2590 +(610)- [X]<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory
#2868 +(216)- [X]<shervin> DMC talks ♥♥♥♥ like no other and yet hes OP

<Gethoht> OP?

<Gethoht> oh, op

<Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin
#3753 +(332)- [X]<CoMBo> how do you learn new words and puts it in your everyday talking?
#3931 +(204)- [X]<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex

<Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves
#4756 +(880)- [X]<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks.

<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW

<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage
#6905 +(183)- [X]<sbp> oh, I just remembered something

<Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.
#8223 +(828)- [X]<below> i'm going to kill my roommate.

<Aven> Kill kill kill

<below> he's going to die for this one

<Aven> Wait, I'M YOUR ROOMMATE!

<below> you are?

<below> wtf?!

<below> how many fingers am i holding up?

<Aven> 2

<Aven> But I don't think ones a... oh god.

<below> yes.

* Aven stabs himself in the eye with a pen.
#11485 +(305)- [X]<jre> I know how to end racism.  It involves a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION

<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis
#12244 +(139)- [X]<Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here, i told em we were from church of satan

<D3adlode> and what happened?

<Olpainless> They just went. Quickly
#14061 +(236)- [X]|bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at www.christianitykills.org detailing stories of christians who went on murderous rampages or killed themselves after praying and stuff

|bardamu| i'd get real controversial and get hundreds of thousands of hits

|bardamu| and then one day i'd pull the plug and replace it with an homage site to myself

|bardamu| surely that would be a good way to get lots of attention
#23369 +(313)- [X]<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out

<@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife

<@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"

<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation

<@skold> CS gives you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes

<@skold> youd think he could grab a snack

<@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding
#29667 +(228)- [X]<mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END

<darkLem> and it's coming in all caps.

<mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
#32153 +(887)- [X]<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album

<@bandXXX> sad thing is

<@Blaxthos> that you know this
#32231 +(16)- [X]<Sk8rDiE>  So I was trying to get up the bleachers,

<Sk8rDiE>  And this real ugly filipino girl wouldn't move

<Icarus>  heh

<Sk8rDiE>  So I'm like "'scuse me"

<Sk8rDiE>  and she just sits there, staring.

<Sk8rDiE>  So i was like "♥♥♥♥♥, Don't make me bust out the ethnic slurs!"

<Icarus>  ahahahahahaha

<Sk8rDiE>  I don't think she understood the dialect.
#32954 +(211)- [X]<Takashi> is there any mecha-hentai with mechs doing each other?
#33726 +(346)- [X]<+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth.

<+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human history--in real time."
#34479 +(366)- [X]][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than that can you get
#36589 +(678)- [X]<monoxyde`> damn, irc is full of idiots

<toothpik> whos irc?
#37131 +(323)- [X]<Joe-> put

<Joe-> cant u do

<Joe-> if like

<Joe-> it

<Joe-> joins

<Joe-> any proxy

<Phunk> cant

<Phunk> you put

<Phunk> your ♥♥♥♥

<Phunk> on

<Phunk> one line

<Phunk> ?
#40470 +(454)- [X]<billa> rock climbing == need a partner

<billa> maybe ill just join #gym

<billa> err

<billa> join the gym
#41567 +(154)- [X]<KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang

<zat> hah

<KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it

<KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache...

<Kris> gee, thanks KK

<KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before...

<KonamiKid> i had to soak my ♥♥♥♥ in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off
#41855 +(338)- [X]* +abinnie has an english essay to do before his teacher realises the floppy disc he gave her has holes punched in the media

<@quip> :D

<+abinnie> and is actually a dos boot disc

<@FrozenFood> lol
#43910 +(212)- [X]<moku> It is difficult. People always want me to walk on water, but I can only do that when the water is frozen...

<BobTheMilkman> heh, so THAT's how jesus did it, the tricky bastard
#44807 +(583)- [X]<PamelaPeaks> i love when you start at a computer screen for a long time and words start to meld...

<PamelaPeaks> so the "Harry Potter Box Set" becomes the "Harry Potter Sex Bot"
#48370 +(410)- [X]<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE

<@wangzang> OMFG

<@wangzang> whoa

<@wangzang> holy ♥♥♥♥♥

<@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings

<@wangzang> jesus christ

<@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo

< SteamedHams> it must be shaking the ♥♥♥♥ out of your keyboard

<@wangzang> omog
#51830 +(523)- [X]<Red_Sky> We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go first. 

<Red_Sky> Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the hell up.

<Red_Sky> You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner.
#62198 +(206)- [X]<eddy> school was ok except for the lack of beer
#65230 +(235)- [X]<Nimduin> Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

<Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html

<Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking about in that car.

<sede> Yeah, the ♥♥♥♥♥ couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride, I'd wear her like a hood ornament
#81854 +(222)- [X]<Kasugai>  Oh my...  I seem to have spilled vodka all over myself

<joust>  Kasugai's remaining brain cells must be delighted
#83663 +(124)- [X]<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\

<Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape
#105267 +(902)- [X]<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died

<[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die....

<[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him

<[HZ]Mitlancer> he d"