"#1540 +(384)- [X]<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one

<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button
#1916 +(440)- [X]-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced

(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert

(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
#2435 +(220)- [X]<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall

<Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it
#3324 +(368)- [X]<Acero> i hate this piece of ♥♥♥♥ router!

<Acero> what do i do now

<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix

<Acero> i hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ networking

<SD_Washu> rtfm?

<Acero> i did

<Acero> i read it like 3 times

<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section

<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers

<Acero> "router settings for couriers"
#4130 +(98)- [X]<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet server?

<JediPimp> djazonic: format c: ; <insert linux CD>
#4449 +(242)- [X]<the_hydra> I got a hemorroid once and used Preparation H's little "anal applicator" and didn't think it was really worth it. I think they just included that as a joke.
#6134 +(904)- [X]<lsd> my win2k box is being a ♥♥♥♥♥

<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting

<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry
#6961 +(208)- [X]<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>

<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
#6996 +(233)- [X]<Javi> a gijoe game would suck

<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
#7486 +(303)- [X]<hopi> let's talk about my need for once

<hopi> er wrong window
#8246 +(114)- [X]<Ookey> now, I wonder what would be said if I said that all guys are bi.

<JtHMx> *shrug* find out

<BathTub>  I think jthm is getting confused with 'all men want chicks to be bi'

<JtHMx> see, bath is clearly just gay, rather than bi
#14486 +(43)- [X]<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.

<EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.

<FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.

ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house....
#14648 +(18)- [X]<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this...
#16511 +(326)- [X]<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted

<noah> my horny years whacking off to porn instead of bagging college

<noah> tail

<dr.adam> might i suggest bourbon
#16997 +(141)- [X]<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY

<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY

<Natasha> yes, they are

<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
#22806 +(98)- [X]<Scofco> being a global operator is annoying, you see everyone that comes and goes from the server

<phaded> the things some people complain about...
#23061 +(127)- [X]·nsanity· !kick Buster128 BAHHAHAa

•Buster128• you need a bot first LOL

·nsanity· doh
#26208 +(105)- [X]<kuro> dork? whale penis?

<timmo> we have some in the fridge
#26387 +(315)- [X][@Jimlad] http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml

[@Jimlad] uhm ok

[@Jimlad] you didn't see that.

º @Jimlad quickly puts something else on his clipboard
#33647 +(38)- [X]<EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!!
#34038 +(459)- [X]<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.
#34488 +(105)- [X]* phantasie Back! i'm hot, wet and naked!

phantasie- it's SO funny in lesbian rooms
#48027 +(440)- [X]<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value')

<@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!?

<yods> the problem?

<yods> thats easy

<yods> i dont understand SQL

<yods> if i did

<yods> i might have a chance

<@`2L_verkink> if u did

<@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help

<@`2L_verkink> cause

<@`2L_verkink> this is javascript
#56800 +(16)- [X]* THEJRC checks out the softer side of sears.....

<Christina> lol you ♥♥♥
#59676 +(17)- [X]<Mansion_Maniac> huh, God on a slot machine

<Mansion_Maniac> a winner is Him
#73067 +(85)- [X]!dmwaters*! This is a wallops message for the Freenode network If you do not wish to see theese messages, type /mode yournick -w now. Thank you for using Freenode!:)

!lilo*! This is a WALLOPS message for freenode.  These messages contain non-critical comments and announcements and detailed server info.  If you'd like to turn them off, '/mode <yournick> -w' works on most clients.  Thank you for using freenode!

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!brd*! m00 cow m00.. This is a non-critical m00, please stay tuned for further m00s

!lilo*! Hmph.

!brd*! ;P
#73185 +(876)- [X]<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins.  It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people." 

<B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?"

<Pac>: No, he said "assass"
#76579 +(7)- [X]Schlik: i saw your mom

LckyLuciano8: where?

Schlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin

Schlik: and dont call us stockers

LckyLuciano8: stockers?

LckyLuciano8: or stalkers?

Schlik: hey ♥♥♥♥ off
#91968 +(649)- [X]<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones

<DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off

<DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera

<cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people

<DarthBong> hehe

<keetz> hahaha

<DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE"
#98046 +(477)- [X]<ROM_Man>  can anyone point me to a resource on how to deal with shadow passwords in perl?

<ROM_Man>  anyone alive?

<\mjd>  <rattle> Who dares to disturb my eternal rest?

<\mjd>  <clank>    <clank>                     <clank>
#99675 +(-76)- [X]<^trivia_reaper^>  009.858. How much water would a human drink in a lifetime ?

<^trivia_reaper^>  1st Hint: *** ******* ******   Question Value : 21 Points

<^trivia_reaper^>  2nd Hint: 500 ******* ******   30.0 secs & 21 Points Remaining

<^trivia_reaper^>  3rd Hint: 500 *i**io* *i**e*   15.0 secs & 21 Points Remaining

<^trivia_reaper^>  Times up!  The answer was ->  500 million litres  <-

<iamscottevil> who the ♥♥♥♥ uses litres.

<^trivia_reaper^>  Top10 Players ( Weekly & Monthly) are Auto-Voiced

<^trivia_reaper^>  002.2424. Music : 60's Chart Toppers: Name The Artist: Ame Caline (Soul Coaxing) ?

<iamscottevil> I'm trying to think. Glasses, gallons.

<iamscottevil> Litres?! ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥. Pabst blue ribbon.
#104150 +(6)- [X]<thebestalex> on this server's site

<thebestalex> are there any cops photos?

<Gizm0> what cops?

<Gizm0> you mean irc ops
#105421 +(56)- [X]cory: so how much ♥♥♥♥ did you pack.

tara: like 2 duffle bags.

cory:  damm thats alot of ♥♥♥♥ packing.

tara: yeh i inventoried it.

cory:  huh, so thats what they call it these days.
#116547 +(400)- [X]<BiZZY> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

<Strom> ?

<BiZZY> only doctor close to me that will check me under title 19 is my ex g/f's mom

<Strom> ...so?

<BiZZY> I know her really well

<BiZZY> kind of odd, I'd be having my groin checked

<Strom> i imagine that would make you more comfortable than having a stranger prod your groin

<BiZZY> no I'd rather have someone I don't know that I won't probly see again do it

<BiZZY> than someone whose daughter used to play with the same area
#140596 +(127)- [X]<cemil> what does it mean? :)

<cemil> /dev/hda4              24G   33"