"#2011 +(305)- [X]<Speef> man

<Speef> I have some killer gas

<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
#3620 +(217)- [X]<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#3939 +(361)- [X]<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...

<Nyphur> ... o_0
#5418 +(196)- [X]<Guilty> Now I see that your Utopia is more of a Fruitopia
#5744 +(61)- [X]<bytraper> its because your gay syn

<Synoptica> and you are illiterate

<bytraper> maybe but it sure beats the hell out of being gay
#6697 +(399)- [X]<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough

<bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it?

<bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$

<SHD> he's too young for selling sperm

<Tre`> I need *a bunch*

<bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm

<Tre`> that's just disgusting

<bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN

<bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself

<bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container
#6699 +(289)- [X]<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot.

<dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998.
#7111 +(496)- [X]<PyroP> My sister has freinds over. They're banging the piano.

<piman> PyroP, Uh...

<aer> I see..

<PyroP> ^banging^banging on
#7120 +(67)- [X]<AgentAce1> hmm

<AgentAce1> well that's interesting

<AgentAce1> actually...that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird ass ♥♥♥♥
#7519 +(354)- [X]<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes

<[Matt]> other than that, i was lost
#9091 +(153)- [X]<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...

<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh ♥♥♥♥...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...

<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
#9127 +(284)- [X]Join: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]

(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??

Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.]
#11416 +(136)- [X]<NOCKY> OMFG

<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT

<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER

<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED

<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON

<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOOKING

<wolfwork> astounding
#11606 +(750)- [X]<DeathRay> My car can fly thanks to the power of lies!
#13440 +(32)- [X]<[TpL]Luke> Really? the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cooking burgers under her armpits for lunch

<[TpL]Luke> u should have seen her cooking hot dogs!
#14500 +(383)- [X]@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck

@(F|uid) i cant see my food
#16786 +(474)- [X]<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.
#21877 +(1308)- [X]<demografik> ♥♥♥♥! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.
#22895 +(433)- [X]<@yay> he doesn't have a low self esteem

<@yay> he thinks he's awesome

<@PhiL> really

<@yay> he's just depressed as hell because no one believes him
#23261 +(302)- [X](Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa,

but he is the nickname man

(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick

(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535

(Griff) he's St. NickServ
#31051 +(421)- [X]<Synonymet> jestuh...hmm...I wonder if you can call your kid "George Bush" in Afghanistan?

<eric|work> no

<Nyphur> You can, but he'd be stillborn.
#39442 +(300)- [X]<@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment

<kiwiman> ..

<kiwiman> Jesus

<kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you

<@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

<kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us how enlightened he is

<@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it

<kiwiman> No

<kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"
#41202 +(116)- [X]--> cue_ball (~que_impor@a66b91n118client144.hawaii.rr.com) has joined #WOPN

<cue_ball> does anyone know a channel on any server where they trade books?

<Han_Skywalker> nope, not me

<^_sdh_^> book warez heh

<cue_ball> any ideas on what server to look?

<CKH> cue_ball: i hear amazon.com is setting up a irc channel for book warez

<cue_ball> ok thanx
#41668 +(72)- [X]<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa

<Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in Africa.
#45143 +(321)- [X]<_ry0suke_> CRANK DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING

<VgameT> I'VE BEEN NOTICING THAT RECENTLY

<craNKGod> RYO I KNOW A LOT OF STUFF

<craNKGod> GO AHEAD

<craNKGod> ASK ME

<VgameT> CRANKGOD WHAT'S THE LAST DIGIT OF THE IP REPRESENTATION OF A /28 NETMASK

<VgameT> IN DECIMAL

<nondescript> DASH OFF TO GOOGLE, BEFORE ANYONE GETS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!

<craNKGod> 0

<VgameT> AS YOU CAN SEE

<VgameT> CRANK ONLY KNOWS TOTALLY USELESS ♥♥♥♥

<craNKGod> WHAT'S GOOGLE
#48629 +(446)- [X]<Xellos-san> don't confuse barbecues with hookers

<Xellos-san> the only way you can tell them apart is to set them on fire

<Xellos-san> if it runs away, it's a hooker

<Xellos-san> if it stays, it's a barbecue

<Xellos-san> or a dead hooker
#49131 +(190)- [X]<PACHUKA> dude, this chick is so fat, "ribbed for her pleasure" means masturbating with a waffle
#50954 +(759)- [X]tom: guys

tom: youb willb neverb elieveb this

tom: butb myb spaceb keyb keeps bputtingb ab spaceb andb then bab

tom: ab b

tom: whatb theb ♥♥♥♥

Cube: rofl

Cube: thta's really funny

tom: MAKEB ITB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP

tom: ohb heyb I bfoundb theb problem

tom: there bisb something bbetweenb theb  bandb spaceb keys
#52186 +(227)- [X]<Cyclonus> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paper plate cut my finger!

<Red_Sky> Cast it into the DARK corner of the basement!

<MossadMan> Along with the fish heads and condoms.

<Red_Sky> Condoms, why the hell would he have those?

<Red_Sky> That's like Jesus buying waterwings.

<Red_Sky> He ain't nevah gonna use 'em!
#74124 +(342)- [X]«RazoR»: Hey, ZP, you there?

«RazoR»: you suck ♥♥♥♥♥

Zerg_Predator: yeah

Zerg_Predator: hey!

Zerg_Predator: damn laggy modem

Zerg_Predator: I was answering to the quetion

«RazoR»: you suck ♥♥♥♥♥ is not a question

«RazoR»: It's a fact
#81216 +(-132)- [X]<@Atropos> we should have a fat people holocaust and just send them into gas chambers full of hotdogs to die
#84333 +(139)- [X]* dbzfreak pokes javabie

* javabie fights back by talking javabieish

<@javabie> hy

<@javabie> how r u

<@javabie> asl

<@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/?????????????

<@javabie> ?

<@javabie> ???????????///

<@dbzfreak> ..*DIES*
#102467 +(228)- [X]<foo-busy> besides, saying you're a vb programmer around true geeks is like saying you're gay at the mormon's men convention. seeya later
#106358 +(1006)- [X]<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs

<kessel> RL is good

<Pizza|> whats rl ?

<kessel> Real Life

<Pizza|> link ?
#111338 +(16848)- [X]<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

<JonJonB> Let's see the results...



<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.

<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything



<JonJonB> A mag"