"#871 +(537)- [X]<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets

<AlmtyBob> sucks
#1977 +(83)- [X]*** Now talking in #bearcave

*** Topic is 'This is NOT a warez channel....'
#2114 +(92)- [X]<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet
#3369 +(433)- [X]<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad

<hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little?

<C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^
#4509 +(1458)- [X]<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u

<CoMBo> with my bear hands

<refujee> you're a bear?

<refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your body?
#4918 +(937)- [X]<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter
#5309 +(256)- [X]<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD vodka

<|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays
#5856 +(179)- [X]<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut

<charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez

<FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard
#6485 +(19)- [X]<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
#6734 +(160)- [X]<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is not holding a leafblower or other lawn-care device, call your local police immediately.
#7028 +(734)- [X]<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all.

<The_Tick> Over and under shotgun.  Three throwing knives.  The ability to hide. 

<Rain> yeah, seriously.

<Rain> The_tick - Huh?

<The_Tick> That's all you need.

<The_Tick> And it's cheeeep.

<Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings.  It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts

<Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel

<Pander> Tick:  That won't kill a velociraptor.

<The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one.

<Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"
#7126 +(269)- [X]<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE

<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE

<Kash> LOOK AT ME

<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE

*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)

<CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM
#8217 +(1814)- [X]<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously
#8451 +(172)- [X]<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch

<sisko> probably

<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for
#11251 +(197)- [X]<Zombie> will you beat up Red Sky for me?

<Ryco> no =P

<Zombie> He almost cost me my JOB

<kesu-cho> what did RS do

<kesu-cho> that almost cost you your job?

<Zombie> He told my Boss I wanted to have sex with him
#13065 +(829)- [X]<Rice_Boy> look at the sys requirements for interdev: www.free-trial-sex.com

<Rice_Boy> er... http://msdn.microsoft.com/vinterdev/prodinfo/sysreq.asp

<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA

<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA

<iheartsql> PRON HEAD

<Rice_Boy> my bad

<Rice_Boy> damn
#13545 +(259)- [X]<graeme123> i dont understand

<graeme123> be more pacific
#15697 +(951)- [X]<EFudd> HAHAHAAHH

<EFudd> Subject: Req For Winframe Account

<EFudd> Hi Jason,

<EFudd> Can U pl... Create this account Immediatly.

<EFudd> User Id : crapolla

<EFudd> Password :crapolla

<EFudd> Other Info

<EFudd> 1) User Full Name:Claudia Rapolla
#20248 +(158)- [X]<notxyst> ♥♥♥♥ budget cuts

<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts
#21722 +(454)- [X]<@GameBot> 186. Why is the sky blue?

<Anima-> prism

<@GameBot> Here's a hint: The colour wavel***** ** **** ** ******* **** *** ***** *******

<Anima-> :(

<Anima-> haha

<infinitySPZ> ..........

<Serimestari> yyyyyeah.......

<infinitySPZ> This is why some questions shouldn't get into trivia
#34508 +(199)- [X]Lilmuckers- did someone say lesbians

c99koder- haha

Wrecked_Em- lil: not yet o_0

Lilmuckers- lol

Lilmuckers is disappointed

Wrecked_Em will slowly lead to the topic of lesbains

Wrecked_Em- so...fish

Lilmuckers- dolphins eat fish

crt0- lesbians ...

Lilmuckers- dolphins can have sex for fun

Wrecked_Em- in maniac mansion muff diver got sensored for tuna diver

Lilmuckers- therefore lesbian dolphins must exist

Wrecked_Em- ...what do you think about the muff diving?

crt0- -_-

Lilmuckers thinks about lesbians

crt0 does too

Wrecked_Em thinks about dolphins
#35743 +(112)- [X]<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude
#36587 +(155)- [X][@agg]: fs

[@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo

[@agg]: for about 5 mins

[@agg]: with my tv remote
#36946 +(55)- [X]<foop> THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME

<foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DERELICT OPERATION

<Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"
#39722 +(-55)- [X](This was said after I quoted bash.org)

<Abyss> I hope these people stay on irc and never venture into the real world

<Abyss> or we will all be in big trouble
#42453 +(726)- [X]<aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today

<aurikan> how considerate of them

<aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it
#44587 +(529)- [X]<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF

<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM

<wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"

<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN
#56758 +(240)- [X]<JMG> I went water skiing

<JMG> and It turns out that I scream the same way that i would if a great white shark were about to attack me

<JMG> If seaweed touches my foot

<JMG> Theres a moment I want back
#57411 +(276)- [X]<oblique> i dated a canadian once

<Znutar> Did you get a refund?
#70544 +(363)- [X]<Z> Swear to god..

<Z> These guinea pigs are like

<Z> Not even 6 months old

<Z> AND THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY LIKE 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES

<Z> ><;

<Incorrect> lol

<Incorrect> hjahahahahah

<Z> Now they're pissing me off..

<Z> I can't get one simple ♥♥♥♥♥

<Z> And they're hitting them like a batting cage
#71983 +(1245)- [X]<keevs> umm from IRC or IRL?

<Doomers> What program is IRL?

<Mal> my god
#76844 +(246)- [X]<BBR-SpeZ> do you know in mexico its illegal to wash your sink on a sunday

<BBR-SpeZ> just so you know

<BBR-SpeZ> making sure you dont, ya know, go washing any sinks in mexico

<BBR-SpeZ> i know what they r like, wave $50 in your face and tempt you with a washcloth

<BBR-SpeZ> 'go on buddy you know you wanna try it, just imagine all that dirt just sliding away....'

<BBR-SpeZ> i was a 20 sinks a day man :(
#82115 +(503)- [X]<|mac|> Had a job in Govt, my mind misfired, I got fired, Maryland says if you get fired from state service cant come back for 3 years

<SideShow_Mike> mac did you chainsaw kill someone at work? I thought it was damn near impossible to get fired form those jobs.

<|mac|> no sideshowmike I had a nervous breakdown and ♥♥♥♥ on my supervisors desk

<clay45> whoa
#82126 +(105)- [X][ Elim-away ] i wish i had money...they say it cant buy happiness, but ♥♥♥♥ them, ima prove em wrong

[ Elim-away ] i wanna buy like designer clothes, and jiz on em...stain em and ♥♥♥♥...wooo...i have wierd goals in life

[ phrozenfire ] its true, money cant buy happiness"