"#8 +(1664)- [X]<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...

<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?

<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.
#119 +(149)- [X]<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
#2893 +(589)- [X]<Berzerker> i ♥♥♥♥ too big

<Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper

<Berzerker> my parents think i use too much

<Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it

<Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i ♥♥♥♥ big, sorry"
#5693 +(391)- [X]<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds

<shaan> thongs?

<pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny ♥♥♥♥ eh

<_neil> jeez

<uglykaka> thats just wrong

<_neil> that's just wrong

<shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing

<shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"
#5923 +(295)- [X][mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ

[mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE

[mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT ♥♥♥

[mad] I MEAN CMON.
#6961 +(208)- [X]<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>

<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
#7691 +(174)- [X]*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez

<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap

<OutLore> indeed

<OutLore> howd you guess?

<OutLore> i mean nothing.

<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude

<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking

* OutLore blushes
#7769 +(676)- [X]<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner

<n> lol

<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<booger> thats gotta hurt

<pat> nair?

<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?

<pat> e-mail her and find out

<n> uhm

<n> thats a he

<booger> OMG
#8943 +(242)- [X]<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"

<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks
#11168 +(203)- [X]<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com

<ScumDog> wish me luck

<R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about
#13537 +(343)- [X]<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe

<zardolf> how will you get out?

<Ajplus1> I don't think that far
#14198 +(623)- [X](Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to set up and I stayed up half the night to download mirc from a web sight in Turkey. My questions is (1) how do I get ops (2) how do you send messages. (3) all women here a/s/l/?
#14710 +(-162)- [X]<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth

<zombie-x> suck that clit like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tequila worm
#16109 +(197)- [X]<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY

<Heinz89> hmmm

<Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P
#16376 +(189)- [X]<BabyDuck> i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC

<BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100 at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85 so far
#22010 +(172)- [X](cowboy) my dad's bullish on booty

(cowboy) buy high

(cowboy) sell sober
#23470 +(101)- [X]<D1> we used to have "Secret Massages" in english class

<kisama> where you'd rub the guy's ♥♥♥♥

<kisama> under the desks

<D1> extacly!
#26534 +(515)- [X]<TobyToby> you know what's great

<TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer

<TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into

<TobyToby> a black rapper

<TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson
#34238 +(144)- [X]<SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig

<SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands.

<SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at work too
#34945 +(72)- [X]<freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?!

<freak> =)

<mango> no.....

<mango> it has to do with my mouth though

<freak> oh

<freak> whoa

<freak> like kissing?

<mango> ha ha

<mango> no

<mango> try me giving u head

<freak> AHHHHHHHH

<freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY

<freak> really?

<mango> :-P

<freak> hahah

<mango> hell yea

<freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im asian =)
#36433 +(27)- [X]<chabo> I love you like Ike loves Tina
#44867 +(49)- [X]<Peter> Can I help you John?

<HuH> just call me father penis

<Peter> In that case, call me Lorena Bobbit.

* Peter sets mode: +b *!*Da@*.ath.bellsouth.net

* HuH was kicked by Peter (Bye!)
#48118 +(272)- [X](Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in it

(Lesley): then again

(Lesley): everything is closed

(Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart

(Supachikn): what is a wal mart?

(Supachikn): what do they sell?

(destiney): hehe

(Lesley): haha

(CoRPSe): it's like kmart

(Supachikn): ok

(destiney): they sell *

(Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks
#48311 +(274)- [X]<N3xtAxchunz3r0> y'ever had to take a ♥♥♥♥, but were already listening to music and playing gameboy so you went in the bathroom with your headphones and gameboy, took a ♥♥♥♥, and didn't come out for 2 hours cuz you still needed to catch a friggin pikachu?

<N3xtAxchunz3r0> I have..
#48776 +(494)- [X]<lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/

<MgicMastr> You really should take that ♥♥♥♥ out of your mouth when you speak.
#53492 +(691)- [X]<Insomniak> thank god Ling's not here

<Linguica> yes, thank god i'm not here
#59517 +(122)- [X]DasKrav: Where do you hide something from a Mexican?

DasKrav: Put it under the soap.

sse2122: Bastard.
#60525 +(1054)- [X]<Hostility> so let me get this

<Hostility> ur in a room with ur comp

<Hostility> typing on a keyboard... not with ur fingers

<Hostility> but with ur face

<Hostility> with nothing on but a hat?

<ZahanTheThief[B-A]> y6esw
#60831 +(797)- [X]·[steev]· i used to date this chick, she used to strip naked and rub up and down against me to get me off the computer, it was like, damn it, im busy
#76416 +(99)- [X][opti-alex] is there a tutorial somewhere that walks you through step by step on making a php site?!

[N{t}|slider] www.php.net

[opti-alex] i found nothing there
#99911 +(886)- [X]<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall

<WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?"
#106305 +(1)- [X]<@toe2toe> Whats the first thing that a victim of wife battery does when she leaves the centre for abused wives?

<@toe2toe> The dishes, if she knows whats good for her!
#107007 +(431)- [X]< bijection> Could everyone in IT do me a favour? Stop using the word "solution" to describe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything under the sun. A computer is not a "solution". A piece of software is not a "solution". A minimum wage ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plugging in the $1.50 network cable is not a "solution".
#116361 +(399)- [X]<ecoli> i remember the girl who lived next to mea

<ecoli> and we saw pictures in my dad's uh. magazines.

<ecoli> "THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN, LET'S TRY THAT."

<ecoli> i think that was also her first golde"