"#371 +(540)- [X]<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?

<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.

<Acrimon> sorry
#432 +(330)- [X]<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez

<VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with signup.
#1145 +(883)- [X]<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you ♥♥♥♥ bats.
#1462 +(716)- [X]<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)

<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing

<PwRPufF> :/

<PwRPufF> shut up

<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance

<PwRPufF> hehe

<nexxai> dyed hair?
#2300 +(449)- [X]<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a communications problem again

<Monkie> =|

<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?

<Vern> lol

<notlosman> lol

<notlosman> hahahhaah

<Monkie> actaully

<Monkie> yes

<Monkie> =|
#3229 +(850)- [X]* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room

<WestBeach> oops

<WestBeach> i meant to type...

<WestBeach> uhhh

<WestBeach> airplane
#3509 +(278)- [X]<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!

<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.

<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!
#3893 +(599)- [X]<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?
#4182 +(325)- [X]<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass

<Object> that's just harsh

<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed
#8073 +(864)- [X]<Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost

<krissle> haha

<krissle> you dont buy a dishwasher

<krissle> you marry one
#9555 +(312)- [X]<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE!

<^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?
#10000 +(407)- [X]<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.

<majesty> ?

<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm.
#11176 +(366)- [X]<IronCurtain> I can talk to two people on the internet at the same time

<Shoryu> DAMN D00D your l337
#11937 +(22)- [X]<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it

<molesto> :(
#18154 +(30)- [X]<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to natalie portman
#21172 +(129)- [X]<Petruchio> You know... if Disney had named their new movie Lilo & Patch, I'd probably have gone to see it.
#22899 +(566)- [X]<@freak> i now have a 'HEERZ WUT IM LISTANEN 2' plugin so i can piss everyone off

* @freak listens to PUDDLE OF MUDD - BLURRY

<@freak> not even a kick? :(

<@freak> fine

<@freak> i'll do it

*** freak was kicked by freak (NO ♥♥♥♥ IN #WTF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
#23370 +(158)- [X](@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the line at a DIET drink
#34209 +(-63)- [X]<Jerec> I bent my glasses =/

<Reykemias> lol

<Jerec> I need new ones anyways

<Lady_Sharlintier> you are supposed to take them off during sex Jerec

<Jerec> What is the fun in that! then I can't see you !

<Lady_Sharlintier> what you can't see you can always feel... besides if you are seeing or feeling me it must be in your dreams cuz you are a lil far away for anything else

<Jerec> hehe

<Jerec> :P

<Lady_Sharlintier> hey only show me your tongue if you intend to use it

* Jerec takes Lady_Sharlintier into a private room

<Lady_Sharlintier> LOL

* Lady_Sharlintier stuffs Jerec back into his pod... not done yet

* Jerec sulks inside his pod

<Lady_Sharlintier> I think you need to hibernate for awhile longer :)

<Jerec> why so?

<Lady_Sharlintier> Age a few more years :)

<Duloth> Note: While hibernating, you will age more slowly than her.

<Lady_Sharlintier> yeah and when he comes out I will be on geritol

<Jerec> how about i put you  In the pod?:)

<Lady_Sharlintier> I'm strange enough without being a pod person :)

<Jerec> aww come on :D
#37273 +(-178)- [X]<]S[John> why is ♥♥♥ white

<]S[John> wonder if ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ is black

<DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT

<DARK-Lancelot> ♥♥♥ is white because its perfect, like the white race :-)

<]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black ♥♥♥♥♥ in my time
#38418 +(206)- [X]Finque: at least that young black fellow will live

Finque: black people can't die virgins

Finque: it's physically and sexually impossible

Finque: god is still apologizing for burning them

Finque: so he gave them horse ♥♥♥♥♥

Finque: and now they always get laid

tom: except DE

Finque: true

Finque: but DE is canadian

Finque: that's god's "oops" pile
#44923 +(245)- [X]<sm4k> i wish you could record dreams

<sm4k> i'd have the best porn
#45669 +(291)- [X]<LightningX> I just got a message from SexyChick1242

<LightningX> I am so happy

<Ron-Ton> awesome

<LightningX> think there could be sex?

<Ron-Ton> If he takes his viagra
#50962 +(418)- [X]<Frosted_Frank> hey does anyone in here know how to get info on people via email addresses?

<Enossel> email them and ask them

<Frosted_Frank> oh, thx
#58428 +(-21)- [X]<HitlerYouth88> all i want is a white girl for xmas :(
#61810 +(329)- [X]<i386> http://www.bash.org/?21858 <----- ROFL!

<illusi0n> haha

<i386> http://www.bash.org/?7755 <---- ABHHHAHHAH! :D SO SO TRUE!

<i386> http://www.bash.org/?4395 <--- muahah, Linux Conf 2003

<i386> http://www.bash.org/?31318 <--- hehe, reminds me of atomic

<BenZor> ^^____ HAHA SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP YOU LAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BASH.ORG LINKING N00b, WE'RE ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ADDICTED AND HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE
#64854 +(175)- [X]<Gobi> know what's better than pasta?

<Feat> pornography

<Gobi> more pasta!

<Gobi> ...and that

<Feat> porn pasta?

<Gobi> porno-getti

<Feat> ravi-hole-ey

<Feat> hmm

<Gobi> hmm indeed

<Gobi> heh heh heh

<Gobi> we could market to all the college dropouts in Canada and make billions off their unspent student loans!
#68653 +(-639)- [X]<chojin> i love reading the bottom quotes on bash.org

<chojin> they're so funny

<chojin> i mean, even ♥♥♥♥♥♥s know they're funny

<djay_> !

<chojin> well, they would, if they could read the quotes

<chojin> dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
#76954 +(170)- [X]<Thorndy> whats the worst geek?

<ashley> the worst possible geeeks know that they are geeks but think they are better than anyone else.

<ashley> watch

<ashley> DEGEEK YOURSELF DANIEL

<paveway> keep dreaming
#77412 +(275)- [X]<GothYena> I have a brother who breeds wolves in Alabama.

<RosenOttr> breeds them, or with them?

<|Wolf|> :D

<GothYena> I'll assume both.
#82145 +(45)- [X]<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth

<IgnusDei> yum
#82168 +(135)- [X]<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?"

<Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia".

<HamhamSoZ> ...I see
#84470 +(309)- [X]<Hackster> oh, i crack me up.

<lophyte> you crack me up too

<lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster*

<lophyte> ;)

<Hackster> really.

<Hackster> awww. *lick*

<lophyte> yay :D

<p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two
#85466 +(292)- [X]<@crispexi> hah i think i went sober for a second there

<@crispexi> that was weird
#107395 +(10)- [X]<McBigMac> WHO STOLE MAH LIGHTER ?!

<MysteryIslands> _o/

<MysteryIslands> gotta take smoke now :D

<McBigMac> Life needs a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Search Function!

<McBigMac> Search: Find Lighter
#138489 +(163)- [X](+Jolt) idont have a pornocollection does that make me weird?

(ThugzLoveinThugzMansion) yes
#146994 +(229)- [X]<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?

<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry.
#239870 +(844)- [X]punkass keith: did i te"