"#695 +(429)- [X]<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O
#1198 +(359)- [X]<RonaldJ> dood

<RonaldJ> we should start a site

<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot

<RonaldJ> and

<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?

<RonaldJ> but call it

<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?

<RonaldJ> .com
#1902 +(269)- [X]<Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson quoted as saying that he "will vow to search for the real terrorists"
#2550 +(1102)- [X]<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?
#6354 +(593)- [X]<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback

<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave

<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
#7974 +(225)- [X]<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?

<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend?
#9045 +(508)- [X]<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission.
#11851 +(30)- [X]<styx> fera is an old lady?

<+Saiko> yes styx

<styx> you prune

<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)
#12095 +(163)- [X]<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to ♥♥♥♥
#14367 +(147)- [X]<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you?

<SDs8ball> Krogzar : YES IN DUE TIME

*** SDs8ball was kicked by P ((Krogzar) ta time is due)
#14729 +(251)- [X]<Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job
#15177 +(121)- [X][Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the ♥♥♥♥ last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :)
#15188 +(777)- [X]<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code'
#21202 +(712)- [X]e l i t e m r p: http://www.worldpowers.net/canada/

reverend ine: 404

e l i t e m r p: yea =)
#24059 +(300)- [X]<phoenix`> Painting your hand yellow does not mean you have an asian girlfriend.....
#24356 +(45)- [X]<Legalize-> i eat a lb. of raw bacon in the morning and 10 slim fasts the rest of the day
#31025 +(603)- [X]<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resumé for fast food cook.

<Drain> ...

<ZS|GTA3> ...

<Geno|Morrowind> Hamburger Helper

<ZS|GTA3> Ahahah.

<Drain> ahaha
#31759 +(614)- [X]essiah00Guy: I can't stand your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

jass10816: lol

jass10816: my mom is standing right behind me

jass10816: good one

Messiah00Guy: THE DRUGS YOU ORDERED

Messiah00Guy: ARE ON THEIR WAY

Messiah00Guy: GG

jass10816: im going to get you

Messiah00Guy: From behind?
#32758 +(108)- [X]<Al_Koholic> FPD?

<NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing.

<EMWCPrez> Like KFC?
#34287 +(255)- [X]<phyre> my room is hot...

<phyre> I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting
#39176 +(68)- [X]<Diablo-D3> we have seenserv now?

<RichiH> Diablo-D3: ask for BrainServ

<RichiH> perhaps you can pre-order
#43763 +(262)- [X]<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive use of electricity without an adequate supply

<een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know that they do

<Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they happen more during storms

<Want3840> oh!

<Want3840> i figured it out

<een> YAY

<Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses up all the electricity!

<Want3840> duh
#44695 +(-28)- [X]<durn> are u _the_ r0b0c0d?

<r0b0c0d> yes bish

<durn> omfg everyone is talking about u, u ddos attacking dalnet??

<r0b0c0d> is the pope ♥♥♥♥♥♥ old?
#49095 +(57)- [X]<cbf> *dances* My nerdiness is now complete, I just said "rofl" in real life.

<smega84> cbf did u actually say rofl or role on floor laughing?

<cbf> [smega84]: "rofl"

<smega84> cbf AWESOME

<smega84> ur transfer is COMPLETE :)
#50665 +(26)- [X]<Unsounder|HW> Mixs

<Unsounder|HW> didn't you forget to wank?

<Unsounder|HW> there's porn in 30 mins

<Mixs-zZZz> Haven't got that chan :/

<Unsounder|HW> i mean come on....you can't go loaded to school

<Unsounder|HW> on gymnasium you'll have a hardon constantly then :P

<Mixs-zZZz> Did I tell you about the bombthreat? I think I did..

<Mixs-zZZz> I wanked after that :P

<Unsounder|HW> ROFL

<Unsounder|HW> I don't wanna know what you did the 11th sep then :P
#51169 +(317)- [X]<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> cope to dransik this spazz

<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> THRAF you m00f and you suck !

*** Thraf sets mode: -b *!*@adsl-212-59-30-231.takas.lt

<+Spazz> We've had our top military code experts try to decifer his message.

<@Thraf> tell him to return

<+Spazz> It seems that Lithuania is officially declairing war against the USA and the UK.

<@Curz> Talk about guerilla tactics, noone in the US knows where Lithuania is, so they can strike freely
#53960 +(226)- [X]<bb-w3rk> If Received By:   Pay this Amount:

<bb-w3rk> 12/20/02    $25,692.40

<bb-w3rk> 12/30/02    $25,712.75

<bb-w3rk> 01/09/03    $25,733.09

<bb-w3rk> :(

<ESD-Wyrk> ...

<ESD-Wyrk> wtf is that

<bb-w3rk> damn tab at the liquor store
#53986 +(34)- [X]<Vented> I wake up and go "♥♥♥♥ work, ♥♥♥♥ work"

<Vented> i give my thanks to my job :)

<TheJesus> that's the trick

<TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say ♥♥♥♥ work, ♥♥♥♥ work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble

<Vented> hahah :)

<Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate them in the correct order

<Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date stamp

<Vented> then no one will know what happened :)

<TheJesus> hahahaha
#75307 +(557)- [X]<dithi> i've answered every single penis enlargement email, and the home finance ones, and the inkjet ones.  Now I have 500 houses that i owe money on, my penis is long enough to reach all of them, and it shoots inkjet ink.
#82851 +(1099)- [X]<WHEELJACK> it's against my religion to drink

<bf> what religion is that

<WHEELJACK> poverty
#83445 +(-138)- [X][03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i ♥♥♥♥ myself

[04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up

[04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself at 4 am is gay

[04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own business

[04:05:24] <@holden> and blam!

[04:05:28] <@holden> all this ♥♥♥♥ comes out..

[04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF

[04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my junk

[04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well ♥♥♥♥

[04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore

[04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf

[04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else

[04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night D:
#102335 +(367)- [X]<Panzer> hmm. 3% out of about 2000 Battlefield gamers are female

<Sargasm> That's...what, 60?

<Panzer> dont know if thats exact

<Wilbur> it is

<dsbnh> and this matters because....?

<dsbnh> now more gamers can get dates?

<Wilbur> trivia is vital

<Panzer> dee

<Sargasm> 3% of them can, now

<dsbnh> "omg kekekek i am a girl don't shoot k cutie ^___^"

<Sargasm> "omg are u really a gurl?"

<Sargasm> "pics plz"

<dsbnh> "OMG yes"

<Panzer> heh

<dsbnh> "later after i win"

<Panzer> forget it

<dsbnh> "let me win k?"

<Sargasm> "anything for u hunny

<Sargasm> "

<dsbn"