"#2837 +(357)- [X]<maff> yoga fire!

<timmo> yoga flame!

<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.
#3006 +(364)- [X]<djLiKu> 8=========D

<insanelee> wow.. . is that life size?

<djLiKu> yeah

<djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor
#5863 +(2934)- [X]<mp> i am convinced i am a woman

<Oreoboros> mp: Why's that?

<mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of ♥♥♥♥

<mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shower curtain
#6207 +(174)- [X]<zhixel:#sgi> I'm not really one for long hair and women who aren't sleeping

              with me, honestly.

<HomeySan:#sgi> but she's hog-tied on a VAX and holding a Grant Continuity

                card in her teeth
#6706 +(490)- [X]<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way
#6945 +(299)- [X]<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name"

<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.
#8016 +(302)- [X]<Pi> GMT is the best

<Pi> coslike

<Pi> everyone else is wrong
#10714 +(153)- [X]<Joe_> <DarkVeng> if you wanna just be a yesman, there are thousands of jobs in corporate amercia that have better hours and better pay for less work  <-- where are they?

<Technogeek> Enron.
#14100 +(175)- [X]<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for?

<|non_smoking_max|> let me see ....... about 1 hour 30 min ...
#14908 +(429)- [X]@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer
#16657 +(398)- [X]<@drew> saceist is a kind of person who always has that dumb look on his face.

<@saceist> huh?
#21058 +(1560)- [X]<vboydx7> Why the hell are all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PS2 fanboy ♥♥♥♥♥ here?!?

*** PSXcellent was kicked by vboydx7

*** GTA43v3r was kicked by vboydx7

*** Sony RoXors was kicked by vboydx7

<Solid Sony> Hang on..!

*** Dead_Shot_Sniper was kicked by vboydx7

*** Solid Sony was kicked by vboydx7

*** Hot2trot was kicked by vboydx7

<vboydx7> Woah, wait a minute, this isn't the Gamecube forum o_O

*** Quits: vboydx7 (No route to host)
#21167 +(15)- [X][ +vampyriclust ] what is it about vanilla coke that makes me piss like a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a urine fetish?
#22582 +(333)- [X]<CrazySpence> i read a brit/canadian magazine an its full of all these hints an tips for kinky ways of sex...look at an american mag an its {why cant my man get it up} {does my fat ass turn my man off} {my man last 30seconds or less}
#22818 +(935)- [X]<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight

<Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner

* Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on

*** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away

*** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco

* Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs.

<Scofco> so much for that plan

<Jason> Wow, that was quick.

<Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream

<Idioteq> MASTER CHEF
#33646 +(112)- [X]<@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts
#34279 +(39)- [X]<Gamer55|♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> nah, the thing is me and wacko luv eachother, we have 20 babies :)

<Gamer55|♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> i ate them all tho :(

<mik3y> whoa

<mik3y> 20 babies and you're 20

<mik3y> CONSPIRACY

<Gamer55|♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> theory!

<mik3y> and wacko is like 12

<Mojo> :O

<mik3y> explain the math on that one

<Threeboy> if there's grass on wacko's feild, I play ball.
#34445 +(187)- [X]<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac?

<DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology

<sayn> COMPUTER ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER
#36723 +(413)- [X]<carrot_> blast

<S|eeper> blast???

<carrot_> tis my non swear word swear word

<Audio> Mine is blowfish

<S|eeper> mine is ♥♥♥♥

<S|eeper> oh wait
#44574 +(290)- [X]Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to a teacher

<Kitsa> he had the ♥♥♥♥♥ but he was pretty happy about it
#58129 +(241)- [X]* Schroe enjoys the benifits of dial-up

<ZRaven> benifits?

<Schroe> In between page loads, I have time to clean various parts of this eternally dirty house.
#62227 +(218)- [X]<Calmino> my father purchased a mule

<leah^-^> heh

<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123

<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321

<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321
#76642 +(8)- [X]<phren> seriously though, ozone hates you

<dragnet> oic

<dragnet> he hates you more

<phren> so?

<phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me

<dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me?

<phren> something about your general suckiness

<phren> drag rhymes with ♥♥♥ and he likes to be the only gay one in channel
#76944 +(482)- [X]<bos> how many 1/8 cups are in 1 cup

<infox> 8?

<bos> ;[ thats what i thought but i wasnt sure
#80019 +(176)- [X]<Pepe> Man made beer, God made pot.

<Pepe> Who do YOU trust?
#81058 +(347)- [X]<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!"
#95642 +(370)- [X]<Jamie_M> when I was 9 years old

<Jamie_M> I called this girl on the phone and I go "I like you"

<Jamie_M> and she goes "so?"

<Jamie_M> I was like ":("

<Jamie_M> then in that same year

<Jamie_M> it was grade 4

<Jamie_M> i think

<Jamie_M> I liked another girl

<Jamie_M> and I gave her one of those candy grams as a secret admirer

<Jamie_M> and she ran out of the class crying
#98343 +(739)- [X]<kevin> Good Morning, ♥♥♥♥♥!

<kronix> ...

<Dinyctis> good morning to YOU, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

<kevin> lmao

<kronix> Dinny is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

*** kronix was kicked by jark (Unallowed word/phrase - ♥♥♥♥♥♥ [#38492])
#105595 +(451)- [X](MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to New Jersey.
#119800 +(126)- [X]<FluKex> isnt cheddar house for the alternative sexual preference people?

<crib> FluKex you mean ♥♥♥♥?

<FluKex> crib my term is less..  umm,  bah,  ya,   its for ♥♥♥♥
#122977 +(414)- [X]<Monkah> i dont complain about ur interspecies breeding habits

<goatus> for the last time, your mums ugly, but shes still human
#124859 +(414)- [X]<deadpewl> dude

<Darn> hmmm I'm wondoring about these ranchos

<deadpewl> this dumb slut is at my house

<deadpewl> she wont leave

<deadpewl> but she wont ♥♥♥♥ me

<deadpewl> wtf

<deadpewl> but she buys me beer and food

<deadpewl> so I guess she can stay

<TheDrip> just shove your ♥♥♥♥ in her mouth, and if she done like it, throw her out

<deadpewl> brb
#205633 +(7049)- [X]WallJam7: roses are red

WallJam7: violets are blue

WallJam7: all of my base

WallJam7: are belong to you
#253947 +(932)- [X]<FatalError1> how to delete a directory in Linux?

<FatalError1> delete entire contents with one command?

* rm-rf isnt sure
#361677 +(855)- [X]<morphine_monkey> dude, my hair is getting so long

<spaceman_spiff> sweet, pretty soon it'll get as long as your penis

<morphine_monkey> STFU, my hair is longer than an inch
#395843 +(255)- [X]<Saiyanfire> THINK ABOUT IT

<Saiyanfire> NORMAL PPL DONT GET OFF TO TOON FU*KING

<Nexus> u might be right......i'll stick to dragons...

<[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> WE'RE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE

<[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> now where did that horse go...
#453525 +(1326)- [X]<Tealos> no

<panthy> =(

<Tealos> turn that frown upside down

<Tealos> )=
#457936 +(443)- [X]<@mitchn> we should patent "3 hour abs"

<@mitchn> It comes with a toilet and a fifth of tequila
#483367 +(425)- [X]<scrapFx> I want to live in 3000 where I'm fed through tubes and never have to take a dump again

<scrapFx> make that 2999 so I c"