"#115 +(7492)- [X]<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D

<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work

<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house

<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
#286 +(3050)- [X]<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery

<HomerJ> blows up

<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?

<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.

<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---

<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE

<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#870 +(1443)- [X]<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime

<Cducharme> k

<Cducharme> fixed

<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash.

<Ash> Oh, clock.

<Ash> N/m.
#1943 +(1217)- [X]<ETP> heh

* Tocool is very confused

<ETP> tocool: so am I, but the key is to just say 'heh' so people think you understand

<Tocool> yea but

<Tocool> ...

<Tocool> heh
#2916 +(1022)- [X]<{SaTaN}> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUN OF A ♥♥♥♥♥ STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

<DaRkShaMe> hi santa
#3734 +(201)- [X]<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better

<[ric]> yeh, like the excuses I get when I am dumped
#3757 +(521)- [X]<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?

<Lord-Data> an oxymoron?
#3809 +(335)- [X]<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon

<Scofco> I pass out

<Scofco> well, I actually faint

<Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me
#4355 +(459)- [X]<Semi> What are you talking about?

<Rico> ♥♥♥♥ if I know. Your mother, probably.
#4628 +(452)- [X]* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element

*** Element is now known as You

* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)
#7828 +(389)- [X]<civicsi> flappy: they have rubber in em now

<spazzer> HI JASON PRESTON

<spazzer> AKA

<spazzer> CIVICSI

<civicsi> HTF DID YOU GET MY NAME?

<spazzer> hahaha

<civicsi> spazzer: your IP will be forwarded to the FBI

<aNuBiS-> roflmfao

<aNuBiS-> JASON PRESTON

<spazzer> go right ahead Mr. Preston

<KK> the people at work are ricers..

<aNuBiS-> i just comprimised your computer

<aNuBiS-> and am reading your files right now

<aNuBiS-> theyre pretty lame mostly

<civicsi> YOU ALL NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY COMPUTER

<LennyNero> hahaha

<JPres> civicsi sounds like a real moron

<civicsi> uhhh, no

<civicsi> I am MCSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<Darn> haha

<pHatBUDDa> haha

<KK> civicsi.. I have access to government computers.. Jason Preston.. I can see your home address

<civicsi> I have experience

<KK> I have experience jerking off but that doesnt mean I am a jerkoff extroidinaire

<spazzer> So Jason, how have things been?

<aNuBiS-> err, ya it does KK

<KK> aNuBiS-.. hmm.. you are right

<civicsi> spaz: do I even know you?

<spazzer> Jason Preston: http://www.digdug.cx/quotes/?2767
#9019 +(-84)- [X]<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry

<hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did
#9329 +(279)- [X]<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me

<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me

<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly

<@PakiSpice> yea

<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred

<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window

<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#10499 +(328)- [X]* go_boy getting his haujobb on

<jej> i read that as 'handjob'

<go_boy> i assumed you would

<jej> you can always count on me.

<go_boy> for a handjob?

<jej> of course.

<go_boy> rockin.
#14316 +(63)- [X]BoobiePatutti> My mom is now telling me what Hobbits do with their feet at night.

BoobiePatutti> Feeting.

BoobiePatutti> Like fisting, only with their feet.
#16722 +(260)- [X]<abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug dealers
#17887 +(950)- [X]<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat?

<Hot^Gay_Male> yes

<Hot^Gay_Male> msg me
#20139 +(186)- [X]* @Moot You probably don't want to know: mastur^H^H^H^H^H^Hwalking the dog
#22295 +(222)- [X]<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd?

<PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman

<Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman.

<Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing.
#23423 +(322)- [X]<jonathan> "By spending money on counterfeit software, which is often

           manufactured by organized criminals, customers also are

           inadvertently stifling the growth potential of the economy and

             contributing to the loss of tax revenue and employment.

<dante> HAHA

<jonathan> did you get your copy of win2k from the mafia?

<jonathan> I know I did!
#26195 +(258)- [X]<WinX> fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."
#39553 +(1240)- [X]<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no avail, all I need to know is what currency uses £ as their symbol. I need to convert £189.00 into english dollars.
#44664 +(203)- [X](SaMaNtHa^) as long as you're not attracted to chipmunks

(MarK^MacLeaN) i'm not

(MarK^MacLeaN) except for that whole chipmunk raping incident

(MarK^MacLeaN) poor lil guy

(MarK^MacLeaN) girl girl.. i mean girl lol

(SaMaNtHa^) homosexuality and beastiality all rolled into one

(MarK^MacLeaN) yeah it was a tough year
#45837 +(578)- [X]<ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!"...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"
#52689 +(48)- [X](@Niall): whoa homeless guy gets life for raping a 13 y/o and 3 women....tbh if i were homeless i might try sommat like that
#52989 +(472)- [X]<flawed> i bet #mensa is like #lesbians .. except it's a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pretending to be smart, instead of a bunch of guys pretending to be lesbians.
#56053 +(2)- [X]<Terra-ist> i need roms

* Terra-ist wants a good rom site

<Terra-ist> just gimme a good rom site and ill shut up >=[

<lea_notwriting> Ever tried Google?

<lea_notwriting> I heard it has GREAT roms.
#70314 +(308)- [X]<Mbwana> When i was 10 I was on a ferry and it was very windy out, so I decided to take an entire roll of toilet paper and see if I could let it all out into the wind and see if I could unroll the whole thing before it touched the water.

<Mbwana> It was quite amusing.

<Rialian> well? did you?

<Mbwana> Yes

<Rialian> hehehehe

<Mbwana> It looked very neat

<Qaulorn> you're easily amused too?

<Sealom> How far did it get before it hit the water?

<Mbwana> Of course I am, why do you think I'm on this channel?

<Qaulorn> how did it not tear? did you get the super absorbant quilted kind?

<Qaulorn> do you get the runs? share with us, we are here to help you

<Mbwana> Once I had the entire roll unraveled. I would estimate that it flew in the wind for about 1 1/2 minutes or so

<Qaulorn> was it patterned? or plain white?

<Mbwana> It plain

<Mbwana> Uh

<Mbwana> Minus the it

<Mbwana> People were awestruck at my amazing feat. People even videotaped it and took pictures of it.

<Sealom> I accuse you of lying.
#80047 +(393)- [X]<Winta> Well well well

<Jess> dam dam dam

<Winta> yes yes yes

<Jess> oh sorry... I thought we were talking about things that water could be in
#80601 +(293)- [X]"