"#96 +(1457)- [X]<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:

<VIVI> Microsoft Word

<VIVI> Microsoft Excel

<VIVI> Solitaire
#1152 +(515)- [X]<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners

<th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s bank account
#1244 +(703)- [X]<atila> my pc just shocked me

<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"

<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
#1413 +(443)- [X]<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D
#1833 +(642)- [X]<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass

<fileface> any opers alive?

<cd> me

<cd> type: /quit i am gay

<fileface> Y?

<cd> cos it will fix your password

<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'

»»  quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit: i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)
#2934 +(1692)- [X]<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to ♥♥♥♥ her.

<Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man.

<Potato> So I just don't try.

<Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man.

<Potato> I mean, c'mon.

<Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black.  Like Shaftzilla.

<memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong?

<Potato> Yes.

<Potato> Yes he did.
#5273 +(30077)- [X]<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
#5885 +(405)- [X]<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis

<splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND!

<purenergy> ya

<purenergy> u can do that now

<purenergy> use ur imagination

<splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar

<splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch

<splurge> wiggle it around

<splurge> vibrate

<splurge> all sorts of crazy ♥♥♥♥

<splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you

<splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny
#7761 +(148)- [X]<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day

<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
#8667 +(319)- [X]<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.

<cryterion> "mouse"

<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?

<cryterion> and heard it squeak?

<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.

<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!
#8680 +(135)- [X]<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy

<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get

<jamesn> and you dont need skillz

<undrewb> heh

<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort

<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue...

<undrewb> oh.. ok :)
#8929 +(176)- [X]<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease

<strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?

<strung> ill use that excuse next time
#10918 +(304)- [X]<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137

<The_Cat> ?

<Iluvatar> guess who's address that is

<The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ????

* The_Cat kicks his useless firewall
#11981 +(426)- [X]<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times

<huzyrdadi> in all five films?

<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
#12095 +(163)- [X]<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to ♥♥♥♥
#14178 +(512)- [X]*** Emo has joined #GDProject

<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?

<Emo> oh ♥♥♥♥

<Emo> thats me

<Emo> lol

<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass

<Emo> forgot i switched comps
#15213 +(669)- [X]|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''
#18208 +(231)- [X]<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :(
#22829 +(257)- [X]<CaptainCasual> thats just goatse enough to work

<NickBlasta> Fruedian slip?
#27289 +(208)- [X](timmo) id ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stab someone if i was in a dorm room

(timmo) and woke up

(timmo) and they were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whacking

[Gimdb] i'd finish them off
#27650 +(518)- [X]<Inter> 90 percent of chicks on the internet are ♥♥♥♥ teases.

<`MT> other 10% have ♥♥♥♥♥
#31319 +(206)- [X]* Courthold eats PT

<Courthold> dammit pt having boners making it hard to chew

<PTDC> Hee hee. I hope that was a typo and not a freudian slip.
#32509 +(1166)- [X]<Chelly> What is your biggest fear?

<JasonRene> living long enough to become isolated from anyone who cares about me, and then dying alone.

<Chelly> :(

<JasonRene> You asked  ;)

<Chelly> I know

<Chelly> I was expecting something like spiders.
#33565 +(339)- [X]<AlieN__> hello...

<AlieN__> I'm damn bored

<AlieN__> be funny

<AlieN__> please

<Gato> *FART*

<AlieN__> yay canadian jokes
#36640 +(330)- [X]<iggz[work]> Indeed.

<iggz[work]> mav you might like this

<iggz[work]> http://sexyclube.uol.com.br/premium/galeria/edicao260/modelo01_foto01.jpg?modelo01_foto22.jpg

<iggz[work]> http://asia.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/09/20/offbeat.sharks.virginbirth.reut/

<iggz[work]> no

<iggz[work]> ♥♥♥♥

<iggz[work]> not that

<iggz[work]> the second one

<iggz[work]> anyone who says anything dies
#38966 +(167)- [X]<PsychicSeagull> I should make a book - Procrastination for Dummies!  It will just be a bunch of empty pages.
#41622 +(103)- [X]<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know?

<tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull.

<ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth

<ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed

<ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding

<tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis

<ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you shove in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
#47326 +(212)- [X]<Ranzer> Mish``: btw what kinda connection you on? i dont wanna be laggin you too much ;]

<Torka> Mish`` is Mish_@andover.net * Mish

<Ranzer> and..?

<Ranzer> i dont even know what andover.net is

<paradon> Ranzer: andover.net is the "big evil corporate" that owns slashdot, sourceforge, newsforge, freshmeat, etc, iirc.

<Ranzer> paradon: ah, so it has more bandwidth than god?

<tristan_> pretty much :>
#48676 +(665)- [X]* DuneBoy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead tires

<DuneBoy> d
#48695 +(-182)- [X]<orion> goh, despite your new image of being an intelligent ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<goh`> yup

<orion> you are still

<orion> a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
#50236 +(164)- [X]* Scout wants to die while having sex. not really.

<Opoggo> that'd suck for the guy

<Opoggo> think he'd go on?
#53961 +(145)- [X]<Mak0> i am a pr0nstar

<vocalizedWHORE> Mak0, is that you on goatse?
#59834 +(170)- [X]<@DarkHoly> you live in canadian future, that's like, wright brothers just invented airplane

<Tdot> airplane?

<Tdot> O_o

<@DarkHoly> see?
#74579 +(119)- [X]<mind♥♥♥♥> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# man how to get laid

<mind♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for how

<mind♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for to

<mind♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for get

<mind♥♥♥♥> No manual entry for laid

<mind♥♥♥♥> root@black-jes:/etc/mail#

<mind♥♥♥♥> <|:]

<Nikita> sucks

<Nikita> see if there is an RFC for that

<Nikita> maybe a mini HOW-TO or something...
#76310 +(25)- [X]<em|t> Any one have the brain? I am looking to add it into my collection...
#106311 +(987)- [X]<su3050> i nearly had the courage to talk to a girl today, luckily i phoned a friend and we went to a LAN party instead
#107249 +(823)- [X]<01@peregrine> Then a great item, the 24 Hour Bukkake"