"#522 +(120)- [X]<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass

<DigDug> heh

<DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton?

<J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell your finger :
#537 +(174)- [X]<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation.

<enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and is not able to accept your invitation.

<enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
#699 +(88)- [X]<shockf00> anyone know where the ♥♥♥♥ i can DL a bot for irc?

<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some ♥♥♥♥?
#2069 +(1080)- [X]<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld?

<LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up.
#3984 +(326)- [X][11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF

[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix

<mightyflo> that was quick.
#5525 +(178)- [X]<illz> i just got a text message on my phone

<illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."
#7432 +(784)- [X]<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?

<Orz> 12 right?

<jennjenn> 12??

<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.

<Orz> Idiot.
#7556 +(172)- [X]<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch

<mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up
#8076 +(455)- [X]<Embercide> lol i just tried to RP for the first time

<Embercide> some guy was like "greetings" so i said "hail"

<Embercide> he asked "how art thee"

<Embercide> and i didnt know wtf to say so i made it look like i logged out
#8450 +(306)- [X]<Tippytoes> i got a cute winnie the pooh keyring for my bike today

<Tippytoes> he's cuddling piglet

<undrewb> aww thats nice

<undrewb> uh

<undrewb> thats not cuddling

<Tippytoes> or slipping him the pork sword

<Tippytoes> oh well

<undrewb> THATS ILLEGAL IN TASMANIA

<Tippytoes> piglet's happy

<Tippytoes> he's smiling

<jamesn> piglet is a ♥♥♥♥♥

<Tippytoes> or it could be a wince
#9511 +(593)- [X]<BoShekk> hey

<jstepka> hey

<merkzu> hey

<BoShekk> its fat albert
#12351 +(437)- [X]*** Joins: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com)

<Morrison> HI

<KaeFK> you are not authorized to peruse the content in this channel.

<KaeFK> you shall leave at once or be terminated

<Morrison> Sorry

<Morrison> bye

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#12787 +(553)- [X]<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST

<Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SNOW AND LIGHTNING

<Wilke> LOW OF REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COLD

<Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COLD
#13937 +(305)- [X]{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant ♥♥♥♥ of knowledge down your throat.
#14663 +(1993)- [X]*** NeoCid[nothere] is now known as NeoCid[learninggermanhistory]

<imag|WC3> I thought it said "learning ♥♥♥♥♥♥ man history" at first
#14804 +(285)- [X]<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight

<filo> what an upstanding individual
#14946 +(698)- [X]<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes
#17085 +(236)- [X]<StarlinVF> My mom watched me play Tribes2

<StarlinVF> she thinks I should go into the FBI
#28125 +(431)- [X]<Rjx> I could be good at marketing

<Rjx> I'd target spam at geeks

<Rjx> "Viagra! Increase your Uptime!"
#34001 +(118)- [X]<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired

<Infamous> same here

<Acid_Rain> i need ♥♥♥

<Acid_Rain> coke!
#34011 +(209)- [X]<AdamH> There are 10 kinds of people when it comes to binary. Those who understand it, and those who don't.

* AdamH rimshits

<AdamH> RIMSHOTS!

<DL> Heheheheh.

<DL> Sorry, Adam, two of those "heh"s were at the joke. The rest were at rimshits. :-P
#37187 +(211)- [X]<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?

<richmond> some little ♥♥♥♥ threw a piece of candy at me last year while i was marching

<richmond> smacked me in the side of the head

<richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since
#41407 +(92)- [X]<rocksicle> You know you use computers too much when your doing something in real life, make a mistake, and try to press ctrl-z.
#46811 +(187)- [X]fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole...

fastfido2000: It's SCARY.

Kefka505: ....

Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over.

fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?"

Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;
#50884 +(321)- [X]<TSU> want a penis butter and jelly sandwich Cross? :o

<CrossAlkaid> Sure.

<CrossAlkaid> Oh wait.
#54009 +(216)- [X]<rh-Raz_w3rk> if im not married by the time im 30, im going to slaughter a newly married couple

<rh-Raz_w3rk> i like to set goals for myself
#54722 +(1139)- [X]<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants."
#58690 +(165)- [X](hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]

(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are
#62558 +(237)- [X]<AaronAFK> Anyone Active?

<SenorWeir> i am

<Spoon35> I think he meant sexually.
#64169 +(240)- [X]Mace|brb has quit (COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.)
#66208 +(460)- [X]<Firemoth> Weird, My cat's got conjunctivitis in one of his eyes and i have to put like a jell type cream on his eye. He doesn't mind me puting it on there one bit, He just sits back and lets me squeeze it on. Doesn't flinch or anything.

<Agg> dude, he's been dead for 2 weeks now.
#69878 +(280)- [X]<+Sketchee> I used to subscribe to this magazine: www.clubfreshmen.com/

<+TheWalls> im not clicking that link

<NSGuest-617> me neither

<+Sketchee> It's obviously college related.

<+Sumez> sounds like gay porn to me

<+Sumez> "fresh men"

<NSGuest-617> knowing sketchee, it is

<+Sketchee> Damn you all.

<+Sketchee> Sad part is you're right.
#76898 +(701)- [X]< ihatestan > well obviously there is nothing to do so i'm going to see if sperm is flamable
#80285 +(292)- [X]<mike90210> shou

<Shou> mike90210

<GLC> hey... symmetry!

<GLC> god I'm bored
#80923 +(18)- [X]<DreamCoder> Just note.....I couldnt get full cockage in the mouthage
#84700 +(838)- [X]<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real audio format?

<cowofdoom> because they love Hitler.

<Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking.
#116001 +(192)- [X]<McKree> The hills have eyes...

<Suerte> urinate in them
#165682 +(359)- [X]<_sdc_-> ok, so yeah. i think i set a new land speed record for killing hard drives.

<_sdc_-> it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and i have a lot of data to back up.

<_sdc_-> like 80 gigs or so.

<qDotWork> Ever thought about just like, writing everything down on paper?

<qDotWork> It's only 80,000,000,000 or so bytes.

<_sdc_-> yeah, those mp3s will sound great on a nice legal pad.

<qDotWork> Winamp for the mind, man.
#181575 +(223)- [X]meg32185: you're weird

meg32185: where do u think you can find wholesale socks on the internet?
#199421 +(488)- [X]<tinman> Do you put antlers on your ♥♥♥♥♥?

<tinman> er

<tinman> that wasn't for this channel
#244180 +(1440)- [X]<Langly1> Bash.org is like an IQ test, All those who get on it have low IQ's

<Langly1> and if anyone submits that quote ill track them down and kill them
#264226 +(1246)- [X]<zN|n"