"#686 +(789)- [X]<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"

        to "In Goats We Thrust"
#1979 +(841)- [X](PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)

(PrimoPyro) *bloop*

(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"

(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...
#2571 +(235)- [X]Lord x Bee: then where do you get them?

geoffduman: usenet

Lord x Bee: irc.usenet.net?
#9036 +(1368)- [X]<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling?

<LarsC> wrestling.

<Amoeba> Wrestling.

<jt`> wrestling.

<[prone]> wrestling.
#10724 +(1633)- [X]TX Luder : dude

TX Luder : i just had a genius idea

TX Luder : m&ms frozen in ice cubes

TX Luder : just think of it man

TX Luder : your sucking on ice

TX Luder : then WHAM

TX Luder : m&m
#10734 +(240)- [X]*** Sipx (Dan@ip68-1-162-251.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #aol

<kas> do you enjoy cox?

<Sipx> hm

<Sipx> its OK

<Sipx> not really though

<Sipx> im in rhode island.

<kas> is cox big in rhode island?

<Sipx> yes, it is
#12430 +(222)- [X]<Lithium^> I always attract either scary men/ugly men/psychopaths

<Smess> what's your profile URL?

<Lithium^> Smess: gaydar/uk18

<Smess> "I like making new friends all the time, especially if you`re a big bear" - yep.. think I've found your problem.
#17728 +(316)- [X]<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred

<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again
#20696 +(735)- [X]<Rasix> I like tits and I don't want anything rammed up my ass nor do I want a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth. I'd say that makes me hetero.

<Rodent> Heh.

<SirBruce> Honesty is the best policy

<SirBruce> Rasix - What about your ♥♥♥♥ in someone else's mouth?

<NephKa> jesus

<Rodent> Well, I for one don't belive Bi is the natural state.

<Rasix> Female, yes, man no.

<@Technogeek> Hey, if I'm getting a blowjob, I don't care who it's from as long as they don't bite it off.

<SirBruce> But blindfolded you wouldn't know the difference

<NephKa> i care, it has to be a chick

<Rodent> Unless you felt a beard by the balls.

<NephKa> lol

<SirBruce> Only because you've been trained that way by society.

<Rasix> that's not an issue, when the ♥♥♥♥ would I stand around blind folded waiting for a blowjob
#23279 +(29)- [X]* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM

(Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!
#27478 +(38)- [X]<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does?  like can I run ICQ in there ?
#31123 +(126)- [X]<CL_FlushEntity> i know im back and forth from my pc to my living room

<IcX|-hoS> if I get up I get lost
#32901 +(235)- [X]<c0rnflake> what the ♥♥♥♥

<c0rnflake> lol

<c0rnflake> dude

<c0rnflake> whats that one site to get your own ip?

<c0rnflake> www.whatsmyip.com ?

<madlib> www.dunno.com

<travolta> c0rnflake: aol keyword: ip

<c0rnflake> Im not on aol

<c0rnflake> lol

<travolta> you sure?
#33507 +(119)- [X][someone] my dad just called me. My mom just pred a baby! My brother is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 0sec now

[someone] is away: to the hospital
#34044 +(116)- [X]<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation.

<aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster ♥♥♥♥ while akumapan watches"
#38114 +(746)- [X]<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game
#38787 +(208)- [X]<+Ava|anch3> i was just banned from a hacker channel

<+Ava|anch3> i told him in german that i am his god

<+Ava|anch3> and he understood it

<+Ava|anch3> then i told him i loved him

<+Ava|anch3> and he loves me

[+cerb] hehehe

<+Ava|anch3> now hes packeting me :/
#41754 +(481)- [X]<Nark> anyone ever put a hole in your bed matress then, grease it up alot, then stick your joint inside and begine to thust? And then your ♥♥♥♥ got tangled in a spring and all of a sudden you realize that this was a REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad idea?
#42119 +(207)- [X]<weechee> <--- is now 7.5 months preggers member?

<ThndrWolf> awwwww suck. How'd that happen?
#47482 +(142)- [X]166296586: Hello.. How are you? I hope great :-)

Lockee: hello, how are you?  i hope not another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spambot

..... (some time later) .....

Lockee: aww cmon, that all you got?

Lockee: a single scripted annoying ass message?

Lockee: wait, i know

Lockee: damnit i'm stupid.....

Lockee: i just advertised this number as being active

Lockee: which means now your company can sell it to even LESS scrupulous companies

Lockee: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#50824 +(1070)- [X]jim: :D

jim: http://www.bash.org/?random1

jim: top one :D
#55872 +(47)- [X]<[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves

<[N]> it just rules

<[N]> for lazy ppl

<[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done

<WTM2K> would that be like road head?

<[N]> hahah

<WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head
#63352 +(97)- [X]<Spacer> just heard a funny story from my mom just now

<Spacer> she works as a teacher

<Spacer> and in one of her classes, it started to smell like dog poo

<Spacer> so she made everyone check their shoes, but they were all clean

<Spacer> so she went to the head of year

<Spacer> and got her to check everyones shoes

<Spacer> but they were all clean still

<Spacer> the smell was coming from the radiator area, so she asked the caretaker to check it out

<Spacer> while he was doing that, she sent everyone outside

<Spacer> but it still smelt in the corridor

<Spacer> and she traced the smell to some girl

<Spacer> and she checked her shoes, but they were clean

<Spacer> she goes "you smell a little whiffy today, go to the toilets and check yourself out"

<Spacer> so she walks off

<Spacer> and the smell goes

<Spacer> when she gets back, she goes to my mom

<Spacer> with a big smile on her face, and says "sorry miss, i poo'd my panties"

<Spacer> this is a year 11 girl, like 17 years old :P
#68444 +(278)- [X]<Karate|Superbowl> i hate on football they always assume u know all the colors and which team name and team city they go with :|

<Karate|Superbowl> cuz for scores tehy just show like a pic and the number

<@Azhrarn> I hate on football how they always have like 10-15 minutes of crap in between all the good commercials
#71995 +(1199)- [X]<Dezmo> man, a coworker of mine had a blind date, so I offered to call him right after he met her so if she was ugly he could act like some emergency had come up and had to go

<Dezmo> so I call, and she answers the phone "is this the emergency phone call in case I'm a skank?"
#73199 +(596)- [X](slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday

(slippy): it said "may contain nuts"
#74533 +(1155)- [X](@OriX): "Shaggy, you Scoob and Velma go downstairs and check the basement; Daphne and I'll go upstairs and check the bedrooms".

(@OriX): Freddy, you magnificent bastard.
#80147 +(167)- [X]Quit» (ZoK) (ZoK@vw22962.iprimus.net.au) (Exit: I LIKE TO GO DOWN TO THE DOG POUND AND PRETEND I'VE FOUND MY DOG, THEN I TELL THEM TO KILL HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE I ALREADY THREW AWAY ALL HIS STUFF. DOG PEOPLE SURE DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.)
#85209 +(688)- [X]*** gimpoid (~jj@adsl173-22.powerdsl.com.au) has joined #mpeg3c

<gimpoid> hey

<lut> sup gimp

<gimpoid> not much

<gimpoid> lud ?

<gimpoid> got fired

<gimpoid> need work :'(

<DrBK> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

<DrBK> oops

<DrBK> wrong channel
#109345 +(255)- [X]<Phylitsa> Woo hoo! One girl and 7 unidle guys!

<Phylitsa> Lets play "Spin the Attention ♥♥♥♥♥"

<Novasol> Sounds"