"#27 +(2010)- [X]<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me
#418 +(201)- [X]<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer?
#857 +(159)- [X]<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r

<c0njurer> kthx
#1596 +(454)- [X]<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!?

<Prae> I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A ♥♥♥♥ IF I HAVE TO
#1641 +(454)- [X][tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to taste it.
#2590 +(610)- [X]<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory
#3227 +(335)- [X]<memo> rgiorew09u34290

<Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon!
#3229 +(850)- [X]* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room

<WestBeach> oops

<WestBeach> i meant to type...

<WestBeach> uhhh

<WestBeach> airplane
#3620 +(217)- [X]<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#4696 +(549)- [X]<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and ♥♥♥♥. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted

<Drusilla> we do too, Dan.

<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad
#4844 +(199)- [X]<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife
#5511 +(644)- [X]*** Moses is now known as Cain

<Cain> oh no I killed my bro

<KeeperS> ...

<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible

* KeeperS is moved to tears
#6155 +(828)- [X]<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me

<Mooglez> laterz ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#8296 +(445)- [X]Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth

Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal

Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
#9684 +(634)- [X]<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb?
#9989 +(383)- [X]<Bearsy> hehehe... you dont really NEED pants.. they're just a nice to have

<rik0> i only have them for the pockets
#10471 +(184)- [X]<hep> you told me!

<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>

<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?

<Encapsulate> No

<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee

<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants", that is

<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power

<Encapsulate> Or PPP

<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"

<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use your wang

modem to dial up to the internet?
#11200 +(220)- [X]<Atarax> Canada is the USA's largest national park
#11713 +(371)- [X]<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is minized to it

<slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me and I have to kill him
#27914 +(414)- [X]<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.

<aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
#31551 +(160)- [X]<spacegirl> because i don't suck ♥♥♥♥

<P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie?
#32560 +(127)- [X]<@hakk> reboot

<@hakk> reinstall

<@hakk> ;P

-:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk
#33447 +(124)- [X]<Eye_Candy> I give Durl a piece of 8 1/2 x 11 paper, and he says "How big is it in inches?"

<Vic> As if ♥♥♥♥ size had anything to do with paper
#34251 +(198)- [X]<Amish|wuurk> there is no death for me

<Amish|wuurk> just a ping timeout
#34741 +(128)- [X]<Nyphur> Everything I say is a lie.

<Nyphur> I AM COMPULSIVE LIAR!

<CWGerard> Oh no, what to believe!!!

<CWGerard> I ARE BORK!  DOWNLOAD TEH PATCH!
#38251 +(400)- [X]Cr|t|cal kicked by cajuncook (those "|"s are really obnoxious) 6:10pm

(|N-64|) those "|"'s are called pipes.

(cajuncook) well

(cajuncook) they are quite obnoxious

(gogglespy) so would #| be a hash pipe?
#38740 +(620)- [X]<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too

<dannthr> wheres the b4 button

<Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key
#42678 +(360)- [X]<danhon> overheard in the lab:

<danhon> "try doing javac first before you do java"

<Cringer> hahaha

<danhon> "what does that do?"

<danhon> "dunno, but it works"
#46047 +(500)- [X]* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women :D

<Jon-> just need the operation eh?
#46646 +(136)- [X]<Kobe> http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ :: for all ur sex0ring n33ds

<TMBomber> ow wheres the search by crime? u don't even get to know what they are in for :P
#50057 +(46)- [X]<prebullem> can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F(x)?

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<emul8or> prebullem HOW MANY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM?

<emul8or> not to mention that i already told you that your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crackpot idea doesn't work

<Meta> looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g(x) and f'(x) have to be constants

<Meta> so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c and the power rule

<emul8or> exactly

<emul8or> as i've already told him twice

<Meta> heh

<prebullem> well

<prebullem> I don't understand why it doesn't work

<emul8or> because you pulled the idea straight out of you know where
#51996 +(175)- [X]Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer their names go above their heads

Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah

Joe Fox : they need that in real life

Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL

Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings

Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping

Darth_Bowser : ♥♥♥♥

Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low

Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too

Darth_Bowser : =P

Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS

Darth_Bowser : heh

Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing

Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else has "56k" brains

Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P

Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain
#53901 +(117)- [X]<Jaz> there is not enough time in the history of civilisation to watch all the pr0n on earth

<utopian> 1000 videos on 1000 screens

<utopian> all at once

<utopian> the law of statistics says you'll see a shakespearean sonnet sooner or later

<Jaz> im sure john T bone has done a pr0n shakespeare

<utopian> sure, according to the law of statistics...
#80207 +(1571)- [X]<Avalanche> i was at arbys last night eating, and this mini van pulls up. The soccer mom, daughter, and little brother hopped out and came in. The little kid was like 6-7. He said "mommy, I want a milkshake". She responded, "No, it will spoil your dinner". The little kid replied with, "YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, I WANT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MILKSHAKE". He got the milkshake.

<Avalanche> I never laughed so hard in my life
#81439 +(207)- [X]<DooD> All of the Kmart's in iraq will be closed, and reopen as Targets in the next two weeks...
#85648 +(464)- [X]<Lord_Red> how did they screw up

<TheDingo> first, they somehow forgot i'd asked for an oil change, which was my main reason i'd brought in the car

<TheDingo> second, they didn't check to make sure WHICH john white i was, and had me listed as some guy in lancaster KY

<TheDingo> they tried calling me last night to say my car wouldn't be ready, but they called this other guy instead, who was quite confused, as he'd never owned a voyager in his life

<Lord_Red> demand money off your bill

<TheDingo> i got them back

<TheDingo> i took TWO donuts from the customer lounge
#126280 +(350)- [X]<PA_stoned> for once i wasn't thinking about sex   

<PA_stoned> lookit that, i gues

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