"#722 +(700)- [X]<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out

<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not ♥♥♥♥♥-up models.
#808 +(349)- [X]<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night

<SwampGas> now keep it out of here

<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp

<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE

<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off
#1098 +(406)- [X]<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?

<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com
#1693 +(427)- [X]<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation...
#1917 +(61)- [X]<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space ♥♥♥♥ and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking

<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.

<peng> yes

<peng> the government makes up an airplane

<peng> with a passenger list and all

<peng> to coincide with the WTC

<kisama> then ♥♥♥♥ cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass

<peng> this ♥♥♥♥ goes deep man

<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."

<kisama> "have a teddy bear"

<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets.
#2472 +(525)- [X]<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
#2596 +(358)- [X]<jstepka> there is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn’t fix.
#2902 +(60)- [X]<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation
#2966 +(229)- [X]<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here

* FMJaguar > all of you
#3403 +(330)- [X]* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn

<IZS> rm -rf /
#3580 +(356)- [X]<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes:

<Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[]

<Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone)

<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE;

<Slant> else

<Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE;

<Slant> no wait.

<mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha

<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE;

<animegoth> lol

<FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng!

<mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life code
#6961 +(208)- [X]<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>

<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude
#7005 +(222)- [X]<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease

<K`shandra> oh - you follow through.  Okay. ;-)
#7283 +(366)- [X]( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health

( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)

( Fuzzy     ) you need to pay more attention at school
#7496 +(366)- [X]<Aura> oh my god

<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials

<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy

<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails

<Aura> going into a diaper

<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you
#9270 +(234)- [X]<Brando457> is 1 KB bigger then a 700 MB disk ?
#9974 +(288)- [X]Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship but..."

Brianetta_afe > and this continues:

Brianetta_afe > "... I wish it was more."

Josh_afe > lol, she's talking about your co...oh, never mind.
#21172 +(129)- [X]<Petruchio> You know... if Disney had named their new movie Lilo & Patch, I'd probably have gone to see it.
#22199 +(24)- [X]<poaw> Man, I remember seeing them live in concert, and they were wearing these really short shorts.....

<poaw> ...and some of Lance's ball sweat landed on my tongue. That was the defining moment in my life.
#25031 +(401)- [X]<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh

<pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound?

<Wey> crunch?

<Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once

<Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it
#27232 +(-3)- [X]<crnk>  I CAN ACTUALLY SAY I DON'T LOOK AT PORN

<crnk>  BUT I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT I CAN'T NUT
#37448 +(171)- [X]<iTM> you can blame that on Power Archiver >:(

<viro|umm> oh and I do

<iTM> i started it up

<iTM> and my comp froze

<viro|umm> that's what it is supposed to do

<iTM> oh yea?

<viro|umm> yeah, set autocrash=0 in the ini file

<viro|umm> by default it is 1
#38303 +(75)- [X]* GazzaG pee'd in a bottle

<GazzaG> too busy watching star wars to goto the toilet
#38580 +(24)- [X]<Opie> tell her to sing on aol

<Puck> To sing on AOL?

<Opie> that is all she has

<Puck> I didn't know you could sing on AOL

<Urban> Keyword: Karaoke
#41599 +(658)- [X]<Tony> I challenge you to a duel.

<Tony> Penises, at dawn.

<Beerman> but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair
#44279 +(435)- [X]* Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE'S GOING FOR COUNTRIES NOW!

<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE GOT SWITZERLAND
#44820 +(1056)- [X]<Mime> You had sex with the little mermaid!?

<PeeTree> hahaha

<Phyresis> that's gross

<Phyresis> does she even have a... a...

<Phyresis> does it smell like people?
#45804 +(39)- [X]<DiamonDie> cool, this is the f&g episode where sam wants an atari.

<fizzie> misread 'f&g' as '♥♥♥'. this is what reading bash.org does.
#46075 +(532)- [X]<ViRuS[afk]> you guys ever get that feeling while youre having a piss, and you think "if I was asleep right now, and this was a dream, I'd be wetting myself", and think you might be dreaming and freak out?

<ViRuS[afk]> cmon nobody has ever had that feeling?

<ViRuS[afk]> jesus christ I just made a ♥♥♥♥ of myself, didnt I? :
#70321 +(277)- [X]<slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB

<slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.

<slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT"
#73571 +(1453)- [X]<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1

*** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)
#83142 +(66)- [X]<H|TM4N> \msg NickOP@austnet.org id rd9alpz%

<H|TM4N> lol

<zAim|trance> lemme try sumthing

* Quits: H|TM4N (Justin@vw1121.netspace.net.au) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by zAim|trance)))
#105894 +(161)- [X]<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion
#111835 +(456)- [X]*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses

<Moses> /part #oceans
#116079 +(562)- [X]<^Melchior^> MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP MY FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map
#125229 +(574)- [X]<Scummder> well thats great. I get to spend about 5 minutes playing gamecube before my mother appears from nowhere and tells me to do more mowing.

<bile> think of your mother as an endboss and destroy her.
#137010 +(306)- [X]<YumCimil> I'd really hate someone to have a website containing all the stupid things I'd said.

<Beagl> bash.org ?
#138593 +(323)- [X]Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it.

OAGreatLordAxion: ummm

OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder

Blast Enforcer: oh

Blast Enforcer: ok

OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that.

OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned.
#138626 +(405)- [X]kobbie|pot has Quit iRC (Write Error: Broken pipe)

kobbie|work has joined.
#150598 +(256)- [X]<pagan> i moved out of necesity

<griffin> neccessity is the mother of invention

<Bard^> griffin who is the father of invention

<griffin> opression

<Bard^> why do you say opression

<griffin> because he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ neccessity
#181604 +(137)- [X]<magpie> why am I watching spice girls behind the music

<ma"