"#266 +(-141)- [X]<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones.  That's my bandwidth.

<Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please"

<Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken

<Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum

<Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass

<Low`DOHC> ♥♥♥♥♥ goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"
#308 +(200)- [X]<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake

<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
#440 +(549)- [X]<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking

<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk
#765 +(1098)- [X]Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the

only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

                -- Wernher von Braun
#2400 +(528)- [X](BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :(
#3733 +(56)- [X]<[ric]> I need viagra just to go to the toilet.. :)
#3905 +(252)- [X]<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce

<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move

<Rbrt> yepp neil

<closedown> did you just have a kid?

<Rbrt> yes i did

<nharris> my brother's inlaws are ♥♥♥♥♥.. except his bro in law..he's cool

<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho

<closedown> ah

<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage

<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time
#4442 +(812)- [X]<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings bookmark. she looked at me, then at the bookmark and said "Bilbo's so hot!" and put it in the cleavage between her breasts.
#5314 +(185)- [X]<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus

<orion-> fix it with everclear
#5592 +(196)- [X]<bytraper> you idiots!!!

<Synoptica> yeah i confess
#7244 +(426)- [X]<Grum_Trivia> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of trivia

<Grumman> imagine that
#8080 +(416)- [X]<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you could only use the tip of it, not even that if it was in proportion, it would be reeeeal easy to get damaged, you'd have lag problems with sensations along it's length, and it would make you pass out upon erection :P

<z_evil1> mind you, you might be able to hang yourself with a 3m dong

<z_evil1> imagine that for a front page headline

<Bug> tie it round.. get an erection.. it'll do all the work..

<z_evil1> "IRC addicted freak hangs self with genitals"
#8653 +(476)- [X](¨) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges,

    and sucks one ♥♥♥♥, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.)
#10649 +(41)- [X]<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh

<freshmint> Too bad she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head
#10846 +(802)- [X]<Saccy> My password is alpha numeric.

<Strife> Well mine's a mixture of numbers AND letters.
#16586 +(414)- [X]<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt

<shagman> it must be 40 out

<SourKey> your nuts

<shagman> yeah, they're hot too
#20446 +(172)- [X]<freedumb> When i was like 8 my dad tried to teach me to count cards in blackjack

<freedumb> for when im 'of legal age'
#22942 +(345)- [X]<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well :P
#29649 +(272)- [X]* mike rolls eyes WITH SEXY RESULTS

<RushMore> you got porn behind eyeballs?

<mike> yes

<RushMore> lucky ♥♥♥♥

<RushMore> mine is on the bottom of my foot

<RushMore> which is relly ackward for masturbation
#37113 +(99)- [X]SonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free

SonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though
#39706 +(211)- [X]<homerj> womyn butch ♥♥♥♥♥ always bothered me

<homerj> if they hate men so much, why do they go to such great lengths to be exactly like them?

<issuez> the only reason why they bother you is because they get more ♥♥♥♥♥ than you
#48684 +(286)- [X]<voyweiser> what's the record for the most blowjobs in one day? cause i think i broke it.

<LlnK> how many guys did you give head today?

<voyweiser> stfu ♥♥♥♥♥. i guess i walked right into that one huh?
#51056 +(335)- [X]<[VsE]GaZ> Oh ♥♥♥♥♥♥ somethign smeels good Brb

<[VsE]GaZ> Oh dammn it was my cat did a ♥♥♥♥ under the couch
#51128 +(305)- [X]* [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #javascript

<[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java having more than one selected ?

<nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might

<[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i might get more help and then i might get answers to questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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#52842 +(103)- [X]<Valqorez> I didn't even get laid

<Valqorez> but there's always tomoromw

<McCormick> won't happend

<McCormick> you"'l have a headache

<Valqorez> Nope - I dont have hangovers

<Daedalus> you're going about it wrong

<Daedalus> YOU getting drunk won't get you laid

<Daedalus> getting the girl drunk will get you laid :)
#53138 +(95)- [X]<Jeeeeebus> wtf

<Jeeeeebus> when I click the minimize button, it is minimizing my cursor to the other side of the screen

<Yawgmoth> its a feature, not a bug.
#54802 +(229)- [X]<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen

<Frostlion> no it'sn't

<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling
#58222 +(455)- [X]<brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck keys

<brainbox> you've clipped ♥♥♥♥♥♥-Lock or something
#59744 +(217)- [X]<+Tincan> omega could code his way out of a straight jacket!

<@omega> out?

<+Tincan> yeah i guess

<+Tincan> i dunno i just thought of it

<@omega> dude, the rate im going, im going to be coding myself INTO a straight jacket.

<+Tincan> lolol
#74593 +(514)- [X]<EricClancy> guys

<EricClancy> do you pronounce it live or live?
#76847 +(174)- [X]<thugangel> vivaitali, i'm about 9 hours and 60 minutes away from houston, texas
#80903 +(224)- [X]<grap3|saturn_music_files> whats a good big hentai site?

<Ryoga> grap3, Japan
#81264 +(270)- [X]<classic07> Is it hard to turn gay ?

<classic07> Girls are just to confusing to me right now.
#82159 +(24)- [X]<SchoolBoy> http://www.fcntl.net/benz.jpg

<SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P

<keta> yeh

<keta> im teh gay sailsor guy
#83833 +(161)- [X]<Al> because let's face it, my ♥♥♥♥ is demonstrably real and also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward

<LambChowder> but does your ♥♥♥♥ encourage love and peace throughout the world
#89422 +(689)- [X]<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his slogan was "i have a hand on the situation"
#98010 +(26)- [X][+JM_LOL8] Good thing I have LOTS of HD

[@Tabitha] My penis is bigger than your HD.

[@Tabitha] We should all merge our penises into one big, superpenis.
#100158 +(-22)- [X]<alexandhisteninchlink> you're not witty

<alexandhisteninchlink> and you have no life.

<alexandhisteninchlink> Hack me.

<Cowface> Uh. I"